diehipster’s missed connections

To Shaggy and Daphne who took the fucking F Train past the Ft. Hamilton stop this evening and got off at some point when I wasn’t looking. Shaggy, you were wearing grey cut off jean shorts, had your just woke up hair-do during PM rush hour and were reading an obscure book. Daphne, you were exhausted from a day of doing nothing and were resting your greasy head on Shaggy’s lap. If I ever see you go that deep into south Brooklyn again you’re fuckin’ dead.

24 thoughts on “diehipster’s missed connections

  1. Hah…exhausted from a day of doing nothing.

  2. FUCKING GREASY SNAGGLED TOOTH HOS

    FUCKING DRIPPING STANK ASS HOS

    GET OUT GET OUT GET OUT GET OUT GET OUT GET OUT

    They weren’t exhausted they were RETARDED. Daphne has a parasite that has lodged itself in her brain. She can no longer sit up straight and must rely on Shaggy for assistance.

  3. Plus, if you think these slimey hos aren’t that far down THINK A-FUCKING-GAIN.

    THEY ARE HERE. THESE HOS ARE IN MY BLDG!!!!

    FUCK YOU RAINBOW BRITE AND NIN MAN. HOS HOS HOS….

    I HEAR THEIR SQUIRRELY NASALLY VOICES! I HAVE TO SHARE THE FUCKING ELEVATOR WITH THEM!!!!! THEY COME TO MY BREAKFAST SPOT ON THE WEEKENDS TRYING TO SHOW OFF HOW “INTELLECTUAL” THEY ARE….THEY ARE AT MY MARKET WITH THEIR UGLY GREEN TATTOOS LOOKING FOR SOY..!!!!!!! THEY ARE RIDING THEIR FIXIES DOWN BEVERLEY!!!!!!

    WHY? WHY? WHY? WHY? WHY? WHY?

    • The anger that builds in me when I see these complete nobodies being featured for their kindergarten projects is inexplainable. DIE.

    • “There’s an excitement here,” said Dale Dougherty, editor and publisher of Make magazine, which spawned Maker Faire. “There’s a sense that it’s a frontier again, that it’s open, that you can do things without a lot of people telling you, ‘No, you can’t do that.’ ” Maker Faire follows that ethos; it drew over 22,000 people for demonstrations of wind-powered cars and fire-spewing bicycles to the parking lot of the Henry Ford Museum.”

      Here in Brooklyn we say si se puedes to these kinda hos.

      YES HO, YOU CAN..IT CAN BE DONE!!!!! GO TO DETROIT AND DO IT!!! GO GO GO GO GO GO GO GO GO GO GO GO GO GO G OG O GO GOG OGOGOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

      BUILD A FUCKING WINDPOWERED FIXIE AND RIDE THERE.

      PS TAKE YOUR FUCKING BED BUGS WITH YOU.

    • The sad thing is that Detroit doesn’t want them, either. You have people out there that are trying to get the city running again, and they can’t get any work done because of the ADD idiots thinking that it’s another Portland. They want to get involved with urban farming and with restoration projects, but as soon as they discover they have to get up before noon and they can’t drop everything as soon as they see a new shiny, they don’t want to play any more.

      (Hell, that’s how Portland got its reputation as a hipster haven: in the late Eighties, the city was in as bad a shape, and you had real artists who moved there because the rents were really cheap and they could be left alone. As usual, the hipsters followed.)

      Other than that, though, I welcome their moving to Detroit. If you guys think you have bad winters, just wait until these limpdicks get a good Michigan winter. I was born there, and there’s a damn good reason why I live in Texas. The summers are brutal, but at least I don’t have to deal with six feet of snow in 72 hours.

    • Alright she looks like a horse but why does it need to be copied and pasted on each post?

      • Because there are hidden messages in the music and in the pictures for my people upstate to listen to and hear so then they will know when to go and commit crimes when they are instructed to do so.

        There is more going on beneath the surface in the comments section here. Aight?

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        • Yeah bro!!!! KEEP ON POSTING THAT SHIT. I LOVE IT!!!!!!

          IF YOU STOP I WILL BE SAD.

          I read those subliminal messages and they help me sleep at night.

          • Or you could save those same 5 or 6 videos to your favorite places. I have to agree they are getting annoying. Also did you hit your head on the pavement or something? I think you’ve said HO 7000 times in one week. Kinda weird.

          • I like to say it. Its fun. Oh….did you think this was all about YOU?

            HO HO HO HO HO HO HO HO HO HO HO HO HO HO HO HO HO HO HO HO HO HO HO HO HO HO

  4. “Do you think I’m ridiculous?”

    • those fucking voices are so annoying! i’ve NEVER thought of killing people until these pasty, nasally pieces of shit moved to bklyn. will someone make them all go back home.

      • This is my .40 caliber, this is a 180 grain jacketed hollow point, and this is your brains splattered on the wall! True hipster art!

  5. Fuck this. Its only a matter of time before those hipsters invade south brooklyn. By then NY will be lost. If someone shoots a hipster to death in Bushwick or the L.E.S. I can GUARANTEE you that hipsters,college students,and yuppies will pack their bags back to Des Moines.
    Wait a minute…. It already happened back in 2005…
    God these fucked up losers won’t stop! First a hipster from Minnesota gets shot to death in Alphabet City but they still keep coming.. But why the fuck are you walking around L.E.S. at 3 Am? Then on top of that she makes a stupid comment when a thug has a gun pointed at her face. She was basically asking for that guy to shoot her. Does anyone know what im talking about?

    • Nicole duFresne – “What are you going to do? Shoot us?”
      BOOM!

      Although, the robberies and attacks on these despicable parasites continue in North Brooklyn, I hope it continues at a fiercer pace as our recession moves forward. These worthless transplanted subsidized shitbags should not be accepted with open arms but with clenched fists for the plight and disrespect they’ve brought upon the normal hard working families who are just trying to live their lives but have to be subjected to the constant bullshit of these soulless pricks.

    • Trust me. More shootings will just make it more desirable. “OMG, I’m living in an area that’s just so dangerous. Don’t you wish you were me?”

  6. Well when you bust a bullet in their head I’m sure people will have a different opinion.

  7. I know I am late to this post and it may have been pointed out already, but IPAD is the one MAC product hipsters do not love, especially in public. How are you supposed to know what obscure books they are reading if they cant show off the jacket?

  8. These hipsterfucks are everywhere. I live somewhere other than NYC, it’s small but not too small, old and grumpy. I don’t want to give away the location so as not to encourage any more of those assclowns to wander here but they have found it anyways.
    And I’m commiserating from the most red-neck place in the world. Texas.
    I truly believe that if any border needs to be fenced off, it’s the border that defines the original 13 Colonies!
    They all start off there. Vermont, New Hampshire… it goes on and on. 13 times.
    You
    east-coasters invented the hipster and it’s oozing west and now it’s gone all zombie attack on the mid-west. You east-coasters have pretty much fucked everyone. Those culdasacians you’re so afraid of are your creation. How do you sleep at night?
    The only way to stem the flow of pixie-stick people is to erect a wall, a huge death-wall that separates you stupid, loud, funny-colored east-coasters from the rest of this great country. And when I say funny-colored I mean funny-colored.
    We don’t want or need any more colonists out west. I like how ” colon” is in colonist.
    Oh my God, stay there with your fucked-up colonist accents.
    We don’t move out east. For obvious reasons.
    The big ol’ death fence.

    • F –

      When it comes to finding new ways to up the ante in terms of lameness and failure, you hiptards are second to none. Don’t ever say I never gave you fauxhemians credit for something. Like always (in true hipster fashion) you tried way too hard with this post and failed as a result.

      An undercover cop or deep cover federal agent with your acting and impersonation skills is a dead undercover cop or deep cover fed.

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