This week’s i-Stole Report.
Posted: January 7, 2012 Filed under: The i-Stole Report 56 Comments »Here is this week’s North Brooklyn i-Stole report taken from The Brooklyn Paper. You ain’t in Wiscossota any more Joshy.
A thug mugged a Josh on Manhattan Avenue on Dec. 18. The Josh said he was near Greenpoint Avenue at around 3 am when the perp confronted him, demanding his money, credit cards, and coat. The Josh complied, but the punk punched him anyway before fleeing.
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A thief stole two laptops from a Megan’s car that was parked on Berry Street on Dec. 29.
The Megan parked her car near N. 12th Street at around 6:30 pm, and returned the next morning to find that her vehicle’s rear window had been shattered and that her laptops had been nabbed.
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A crook stole a Zoey’s iPhone on Union Avenue on Dec. 23.
The Zoey was talking on her phone near Metropolitan Avenue at around 4 pm, when the perp snagged the phone from her hand and fled.
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A hungry burglar broke into a S. Sixth Street nouveau barbecue joint on Dec. 24, where he cracked a safe and stole $880.
The Harrison locked up his restaurant at 6 am, but when he returned a few hours later, he saw the safe was open and his cash was gone
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A thief stole a bag, iPod, camera, and keys from a car parked on Meserole Street on Dec. 21.
The Ethan left his vehicle near Manhattan Avenue at 12:45 pm. He returned at 2 pm, but it was already too late: his driver’s side window had been smashed and his stuff was already missing.
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A thief stole two guitars from a car parked on S. Fifth Street.
The Caleb parked near Kent Avenue at 9 pm on Dec. 17 and didn’t return for more than 24 hours — giving the thief plenty of time to break the driver’s side window and take the music makers.
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A thief stole an iPhone from a Molly on Union Avenue on Dec. 23.
The victim was nearing Metropolitan Avenue at 4 pm when the perp grabbed the phone out of her hand and ran away.
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This week’s i-Stole report.
Posted: October 30, 2011 Filed under: The i-Stole Report 195 Comments »This is this week’s North Brooklyn i-Stole report taken directly from the Brooklyn Paper. Welcome to Brooklyn Megan, Josh, Toby, Caleb, Morgan, Zack, Molly, Ethan, Chloe, Zoey, and Hayden!
A man had his MacBook stolen on Broadway on Oct. 9. The victim told cops that he was between Havemeyer Street and Marcy Avenue and conversing online with his mother at 11:26 pm when a masked man approached and grabbed the laptop. After a brief struggle, the thief overpowered the man and got away with the computer, the visage of his mother still on the screen.
A crook snatched a laptop from a man at a pizza shop on Seventh Avenue Oct. 8. The 26-year-old victim told cops that he set down his MacBook laptop on a table at Smiling Pizza at Ninth Street at 9 pm, then walked away for two minutes. That was enough time for the crook to snatch his $1,400 computer — and then disappear.
A mugger stole an iPhone and more on Oct. 8 on Gates Avenue. The victim was near Washington Avenue at 7:20 pm when the thug walked towards the victim, punching him in the face and demanding, “Give me what you got! Don’t look at me!” The victim handed over his iPhone and $110.
A crook stole a wallet from a straphanger on the Q train on Oct. 7. The 28-year-old victim told cops that the subway was near Seventh Avenue at 5:20 pm, when a woman bumped into her. The victim didn’t notice anything — until she arrived at her destination about 40 minutes later and discovered that her wallet, along with the $25, credit cards and YMCA membership card inside, was gone.
A mugger stole a woman’s iPhone in her own building on S. Fifth Street on Oct. 7. The woman was entering her building between Bedford and Driggs avenues at about 5:23 pm when the thief pushed her into a hallway, displayed a pipe, and demanded, “Shut up, give me your money!” She gave up her wallet and her iPhone.
A thief stole a woman’s iPhone on Oct. 7 on Flatbush Avenue. The victim was talking on her device near Willoughby Street at 5:35 pm when the thug grabbed her from behind and threw her to the ground. The thief threatened, “B—h, if you try anything, I’ll punch you in the face!” He then snatched her iPhone and dashed off.
A scoundrel stole a fancy bike on Third Avenue on Oct. 6. The 23-year-old cyclist told cops that he parked and locked his $1,500 black and silver Giant bike near Eighth Street at 11 pm, then came back about an hour later and found it gone.
A teen thief snatched a fancy cellphone from a woman on Prospect Park West on Oct. 6 — but he didn’t get far, cops said. The 37-year-old victim told cops that she was texting while walking near 15th Street at 4 pm when the jerk snatched the iPhone from her hand — then ran away. Cops arrested a 13-year-old suspect the same day.
A robber got away with an iPhone on Marcy Avenue on Oct. 6. The victim had just exited the G train at Flushing Avenue at 9:31 pm when the thief swiftly snatched the iPhone and dashed away.
This week’s i-Stole report.
Posted: June 5, 2011 Filed under: The i-Stole Report 91 Comments »Here is this week’s i-Stole report from The Brooklyn Paper. Welcome to Brooklyn you filthy fucking naive urban pioneers!
Vanishing act
A thief swiped an iPod and, more important, three bottles of beer from Brooklyn Star on Lorimer Street on May 24.
Workers say that the booze hound must have entered the restaurant, which is at Conselyea Street, at around 3 pm, when the doors had been left open for a delivery.
Early break
A thief broke into a Havemeyer Street apartment on May 27 and stole the resident’s iPod.
The resident left his apartment between N. Eighth and N. Ninth streets at 8:30 am and returned at around 6 pm to find that his door had been pried open and that his iPod was gone.
Bike baddie
A thief swiped two bikes from the popular corner of Berry Street and N. Fifth Street overnight on May 24. One of the cycle’s owners noticed the crime at 3 pm the next day.
No Marcy
A perp tried to rob a man on Marcy Avenue on May 28 — but punched him in the face instead.
The victim told police that he was near Division Avenue at 10:50 pm, when the perp approached him and asked, “Give me your money, what you got.”
The man refused, so the perp punched him square in the jaw and ran away.
iPhone grab
A thief stole a man’s iPhone and credit card on Roebling Street on May 27.
The victim told police that he was near Metropolitan Street at 2:40 am, when the perp pushed him to the ground and grabbed his phone.
Third curd
A perp stole a laptop from a S. Third Street apartment on May 28.
The victim went to sleep at 9:30 pm, but when she awoke at 1 am, she saw that the window overlooking Havemeyer Street was open and her computer was missing.
Laptop lame
A thief stole two computers from a Roebling Street apartment on May 29.
The tenant told police that he left his apartment near S. First Street at 3 pm, but when he returned at 5:30 pm, he saw the front window was open and two computers were gone.
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