Category Archives: Songs

Now here’s a little story – I’ve got to tell About three bearded hipsters – you know they smell It started way back in 2003 With Chad rock, MP3 and me – Josh-y. I had a penny farthing named Paul … Continue reading →

Lyrics begin at – 00:35 ENJOY! She sits alone; waits for Mom’s donations. He’s from the midwest, the ultimate Caucasian. His arms are frail; her art’s just not astounding Don’t you just know that they’re only gentrifying? If you’re from … Continue reading →

  Just sit right back; eat some roof top kale Kale grown by the hayseed Quinn He dresses weird for attention And rides a rusty Schwinn. His mate was shaped like a rubber band Works part-time in a record store. … Continue reading →

Welcome to the New Brooklyn It’s all fun and games Our parents give us what we want Honey – you know our names There’s Caleb, Josh, Stephonica Hayden, Quinn and Reid. If you got Midwestern money, Then we got breast … Continue reading →

Traveling on a decked out fixie On a hipster trail, head full of licey I met a strange lady, with a Brooklyn accent She spit on me and called me a hipster bastard And she said “Do you come from … Continue reading →

  It’s 9am on a Wednesday Emaciated Ethan sleeps in There’s a tattooed Megan laying next to him Her job is riding around on a Schwinn He has arms that resemble celery And sounds like he talks through his nose … Continue reading →

Lyrics begin at 00:17. Enjoy. The Bee Keeps – Sustainable Life Well you can tell by the way I nasally talk I wear womens pants; skin tone of chalk Bad tattoos and 1/2 a vegan I have a filthy beard … Continue reading →

New category – Songs. I think Weird Al would approve. Lyrics begin at 00:20 on this one. Enjoy and sing along. Gentri-fucking-cation – The Red Beard Pickled Peppers Pseudos from Ohio Try to make it all caucasian IKEA chairs from … Continue reading →