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El pleaso turno downo the el musico in mio neighborhoodo. Grassy ass, Caprice.

These are the kind of stories that really show how self-entitled and disrespectful these fly-over state fauxhemians are. Caprice Esser the hair artist flies in from Michigan (according to her website http://www.capriceesser.com) and moves to Moore St. in”East Williamsburg” or as real … Continue reading

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Don’t you see the beauty in the garbage?

And here on Bedford Avenue we see Zoey or Zach, not sure really, taking a picture (with hybrid vintage accordion/digital camera of course) of what us uncultured, blind-to-art natives would simply call a garbage can. Little do we know that this is … Continue reading

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Today’s holiday hipster beating.

Today, I saw Casper and Jasper sitting on their sweet Schwinns drinking $4.00 tea made from repurposed, locally-sourced rainwater; trading tofurkey recipes for tonight’s communal artist’s banquet in a contemporary former sardine can factory in south west Greenpoint. So I … Continue reading

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Happy Thanksgiving; enjoy the empty streets.

Yes it’s that time of the year again for us normal people to enjoy our once normal neighborhoods as the transient nomadic tribes of culture vultures head back to maw and paw for the long weekend. This happens every year; the … Continue reading

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Is this really the age of irony?

This NY Times Opinion article was a really great read and probably one of the best explanations of the hipster psyche I have ever read. I am not nearly as well written as the author of it, although I have … Continue reading

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Real Estate in “Brokelyn”.

This is too funny. You may or may have not heard of or stumbled upon the website http://www.brokelyn.com. It’s supposed to be a site dedicated to finding good deals in Brooklyn. Before I list some of their “good deals” on real … Continue reading

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Fuck you and your fucking chickens Hannah.

In parts of Brooklyn like Sheepshead Bay or places in Queens like Breezy Point and Rockaway - where people’s homes and businesses are destroyed and/or still flooded; as people have no clothes, food, electricity, water, etc - Hannah the hipster/yupster transplant from Washington State has a … Continue reading

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Google to Hipsters: The Playground is Open

Unbelievable! Check out this ad by Google for their new tablet that targets numb and dumb hipster kidults. Google truly understands how under-developed these children (but actually adults) of the corn are. These are FUCKING ADULTS not children they are marketing to. … Continue reading

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Infamous 9/11 Hipsters survey Sandy’s damage.

You may recall this post about a picture taken of some hipsters who just casually sat by the Williamsburg waterfront as lower Manhattan burned to the ground on 9/11. Well, they were really concerned about making sure they were photographed … Continue reading

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How hipsters act in devastating times.

Here’s a little compilation of how hipsters behaved during this week of chaos.              

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