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Dear Fellow Brookynites, New Yorkers & hipster haters abroad: This will be the last post – most likely forever. It’s been a pleasure exposing these fucking frauds over the years while making you laugh and helping you vent. The truth … Continue reading →

Growing up here, I saw only a handful of Orthodox Jews become reformed; it’s very rare but bound to happen to a few. On the other hand, going Hasidim to hipster simply seems impossible – yet it’s happening – sort … Continue reading →

With many options as how to transport this upright bass, the attention-needing hipster chose to display it to everyone on his bike ride. “LOOOOOOK AT MEEEEEEEEE!!!!”

A few weeks ago I posted some really good deals on apartment rentals like $4995 per month in Williamsburg as advertised on the website Brokelyn.com – the website for newly arrived, money-conscious hipsters struggling in the magical land of Brooklyn. Well the … Continue reading →

I know hipsters love riding around on their rickety old bicycles, fixed gear Penny Farthings, and 12 foot long boards – but this car ad may change everything. Act now Caleb! Link : Craigslist Hipster Car Ad It’s time to … Continue reading →

Today, I saw chinese duck sauce dipping noodle-bodied Xander unicycling in his “Joey Ramone meets Andy Warhol” uniform to his creative assistant job at the hand-crafted artisanal club soda shop in BuschGardenswick. So I rammed a pool cue through his … Continue reading →

Two bearded, thick eyeglass framed, Converse-clad hipster transplants were sitting down for a break in their soon-to-be new hand-crafted, artisanal pickle and DIY butcher store in Greenpoint. As of yet, the store wasn’t ready, with only a few shelves and display racks set … Continue reading →

The website Brooklyn Based – keyword:based, meaning just camping out for now – recently put out an article about Frederick Cook, a physician and explorer who claims he was the first to reach the North Pole. Was he the first? … Continue reading →

LOL! There’s a new fashion line by a gritty urban designer “from” the gritty urban streets of Bushwick; inspired by the names of the streets in Bushwick, and BushwickDaily.com approves! Yes, check out the Michael Wright Collection if you want to look like … Continue reading →

Damn, this is really pathetic and not the least bit funny. The Improv Everywhere group – known for gathering useless, space-wasting, infinite leisure time hipster fucks for mid-work day pathetic pranks like the “No Pants Subway Ride” and other retarded “look … Continue reading →