It’s time to play “COMPLETE THAT PICTURE!!!!”
Here is a picture of only a small portion of a hipster on the train. To play this game you must complete this picture by describing the rest of his appearance among other things like name, age, occupation, hobbies, where he lives, where he’s actually from, and what’s in his bag. I’ll go first – you can just copy and paste my list into the comment section – erase my answers and use it as a template.
Rest of Appearance: Jeans so tight his testicles fuse into one, Honk If You Compost! t-shirt, 25 ft scarf, stretched earlobes with gluten-free Oreo’s as fillers.
Occupation: Curates gallery twice weekly that displays photos of photos of photos of Banksy mediocre stencil spray-ons; runs floating dog D.J. school on Newtown Creek on weekends
Hobbies: Tap dancing on his amaaaaaazing hardwood floors; making tofu jerky
Lives now: 1.2 Million Dollar loft in Bushwick
Is actually from: 4th grain silo on the left on Route 96 in Iowa
What’s in the man purse?: 2-in-1 kazoo/weed bowl; map of galleries and brunch spots along the L train line; uncashed parental gentrification allowance check from last February saved for a rainy day; fedora hat that also serves as quirky ramen bowl.