Complete that picture!

It’s time to play “COMPLETE THAT PICTURE!!!!”

Here is a picture of only a small portion of a hipster on the train. To play this game you must complete this picture by describing the rest of his appearance among other things like name, age, occupation, hobbies, where he lives, where he’s actually from, and what’s in his bag. I’ll go first – you can just copy and paste my list into the comment section – erase my answers and use it as a template.

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Rest of Appearance: Jeans so tight his testicles fuse into one, Honk If You Compost! t-shirt, 25 ft scarf, stretched earlobes with gluten-free Oreo’s as fillers.

Name: Judson

Age: 36

Occupation: Curates gallery twice weekly that displays photos of photos of photos of Banksy mediocre stencil spray-ons; runs floating dog D.J. school on Newtown Creek on weekends

Hobbies: Tap dancing on his amaaaaaazing hardwood floors; making tofu jerky

Lives now: 1.2 Million Dollar loft in Bushwick

Is actually from: 4th grain silo on the left on Route 96 in Iowa

What’s in the man purse?: 2-in-1 kazoo/weed bowl; map of galleries and brunch spots along the L train line; uncashed parental gentrification allowance check from last February saved for a rainy day; fedora hat that also serves as quirky ramen bowl.

It’s time to play: Complete that picture!

Like yah, like yah, it’s time once again to play Complete That Picture!

 Above is a picture someone sent me today of only a small portion of a hipster on the train. To play this game you must complete this picture by describing the rest of his appearance among other things like name, age, occupation, hobbies, where he lives, where he’s actually from, and what’s in his bag. I’ll go first – you can just copy and paste my list into the comment section – erase my answers and use it as a template.

Rest of Appearance: Shorts bought in Children’s Place. Shirt from Brooklyn Flea; once used to wipe sustainable, local worm compost tank. Hair carefully crafted to look like he wakes up at noon and doesn’t have a job.

Name: Bryce

Age: 30

Occupation: Runs Gowanus Canal kayak rental booth from June 15th – August 31st – only on weekends.

Hobbies: Silent raves, Yelp cafe critic, adult hide and seek league, casually standing near mailbox waiting for mailman to deliver monthly gentrification allowance from enabling parents.

Lives now: Where ever Couchsurfing.org shows availability in cool Brooklyn “nabes“.

Is actually from: Sheboygan, Wisconsin

What’s in the man purse?: Bottle of Smart Water filled with tap water; key chain with can of mace and rape whistle attached; Iditarod dog sledding hat for warmth in August; Knight Rider lunchbox with lettuce sandwich and Brooklyn Brine pickle on the side.

 YOUR TURN!

Complete that picture!

Once again, it’s time to play – Complete that picture! Above is a picture of only a small portion of a hipster on the train. To play this game you must complete this picture by describing the rest of his appearance among other things like name, age, occupation, hobbies, where he lives, where he’s actually from, and what’s in his bag. I’ll go first – you can just copy and paste my list into the comment section – erase my answers and use it as a template.

Rest of Appearance: 1800′s bar keeper vest and suspenders, Yosemite Sam moustache, monocle, AAA battery arms.

Name: Colby

Age: 33

Occupation:   Future assistant creative director of hummus aisle at upcoming Whole Foods on Bedford Ave.

Hobbies: Long boarding on 33rd birthday, saying “like, yah”, looking important in cafes.

Lives now: Far East Williamsburg $2200/month chicken coop.

Is actually from: OreWiscoCaliSota

What’s in the man purse?: Map of Niew Breukelen (Prospect Park and above), 1/2 eaten Mast Bros Chocolate bar, emergency extra ski-hat for double protection from heat, inflatable raft for Gowanus Canal sailing.

YOUR TURN!

It’s time to play: Complete that picture!

 

Once again, it’s time to play – Complete that picture! Above is a picture of only a small portion of a hipster on the train. To play this game you must complete this picture by describing the rest of his appearance among other things like name, age, occupation, hobbies, where he lives, where he’s actually from, and what’s in his bag. I’ll go first – you can just copy and paste my list into the comment section – erase my answers and use it as a template.

Rest of Appearance: Robin Hood hat, all-season Al-Qaeda scarf, small star tattoo behind ear, I Heart Bushwick t-shirt.

Name: Owen

Age: 31

Occupation: Full-time L/G Train Rider — Part-time Flea Market Doorman

Hobbies: Urban yodeling, worm composting, writing poetry in coffee shops with inkwell and feather from Robin Hood hat.

Lives now: With performance artist girlfriend in affordable $4,200 three family studio in Greenpoint with views of Exxon/Mobile oil spill.

Is actually from: Gosper County, Nebraska

What’s in the man purse?: Yodeling on desolate and edgy industrial Bushwick streets for Dummies book, fair trade coffee-scented Purell hand sanitizer, cage-free vegan popcorn for West Bushwick Rooftop indie film festival.

YOUR TURN!

It’s time to play: Complete that picture!

Above is a picture of only a pair of Converse, tight jeans, and a Whole Foods bag. To play this game you must complete this picture by describing the rest of his appearance among other things like name, age, occupation, hobbies, where he lives, where he’s actually from, and what’s in the Whole Foods bag. I’ll go first – you can just copy and paste my list into the comment section – erase my answers and use it as a template. (To be honest, I took this picture a few weeks ago and do not remember what the rest of this hipster looks like so my answers will be just as made up as yours)

Rest of Appearance: Lewis Skolnik non-prescription glasses, Salvador Dali moustache, hummus stained CBGB t-shirt.

Name: Zane

Age: 36

Occupation: Intern for Foodie/Fashion Blog

Hobbies: Kickball, Sewing

Lives now: Upper South West Bushwick

Is actually from: Osh Kosh, Wisconsin

What’s in the bag?: $11.99 8oz Container of Specialty Mayo, Organic Turnips, Sustainable Baguette, re-purposed fair trade cotton Q-tips, artisanal water, free Whole Foods themed i-Pad cover for spending $350 or more on a bag of groceries.

NOW IT’S YOUR TURN!