It’s time to visit the NY Aquarium in beautiful Coney Island and bark with Arty the Seal about a woman who vomits colored milk and thinks she’s an artist for doing so. Link: Daily Mail – Vomit “Artist”.
Everything is ART ART ART ART ART ART ART ART ART nowadays. This is not ART ART ART ART ART ART ART ART ART ART you talentless try-hard! You are the most insignificant, worthless, wanna-be artist to hit the scene since the beginning of the Brooklyn hipster infestation. You are not “pushing boundaries” or “cutting edge” – you are simply doing what it appears you are doing: vomiting milk. You are making patterns on a canvas that any 2 year old, monkey or human, can do by just spitting the milk directly from your mouth; or even pouring it right out of the glass; OR EVEN USING REAL FUCKING PAINT YOU FUCKING ATTENTION-STARVED BITCH! But noooooo – you must vomit it for the LOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOK AT MEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE factor! I fucking hate people like you that get their 15 minutes for doing absolutely nothing. You are simply just another turd in the long line of turds that claim “anything can be art”. People like you are dumbing art down to dirt. I can just imagine a room full of wine and cheese poseurs watching you “perform” your talentless act of vomiting; all pretending to be part of some intellectual gathering of some sort – but all are actually complete nobodies trying to fool the person next to them. What a sick bunch of try-hards.