Author Archives: diehipster

The End.

Posted on January 5, 2013

Dear Fellow Brookynites, New Yorkers & hipster haters abroad: This will be the last post – most likely forever. It’s been a pleasure exposing these fucking frauds over the years while making you laugh and helping you vent. The truth … Continue reading →

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Today’s hipster beating.

Posted on January 1, 2013

Today, I saw Keegan and Logan stumbling back to their $2800 a month loft in their 19th century barber and paperboy outfits after celebrating another year of funemployment and Brooklyn homogenization by drinking cruelty-free champagne in which the grapes were … Continue reading →

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Today’s hipster beating.

Posted on December 23, 2012

Today, I saw an antler-shaped, Brooklyn-sterilizing, red-bearded hipster transplant selling $12.00 a cup cruelty-free, locally-crafted eggnog to his fellow infinite leisure time, thick eyeglass framed gentrifiers. So I painted my Louisville Slugger like a candy cane and ran around Williamsburg … Continue reading →

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Hasidim Hipsters: Punk Jews

Posted on December 23, 2012

Growing up here, I saw only a handful of Orthodox Jews become reformed; it’s very rare but bound to happen to a few. On the other hand, going Hasidim to hipster simply seems impossible – yet it’s happening – sort … Continue reading →

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Arty the Seal says…

Posted on December 20, 2012

Yet another irritating and pointless Kickstarter campaign has been launched; this time by Howard (the female) and Bland (the kazoo-voiced male) to install art chairs attached to all the scaffolding around the city. Let’s hear what Art the Seal has … Continue reading →

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The December 2012 “LOOK AT ME” Award

Posted on December 18, 2012

With many options as how to transport this upright bass, the attention-needing hipster chose to display it to everyone on his bike ride. “LOOOOOOK AT MEEEEEEEEE!!!!”

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Today’s hipster beating.

Posted on December 17, 2012

Today, I saw Ethan the tweezer-physiqued, self-proclaimed ‘foodie’ typing up a freelance review of Bushwick’s own premiere forest-to-table restaurant called the Quirky Quail where heavily tattooed and bearded chef Mason Bedbuggio prepares the wild birds for the neighborhood’s newly arrived … Continue reading →

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More savings from BROKElyn.com: Weekday Brunches

Posted on December 14, 2012

A few weeks ago I posted some really good deals on apartment rentals like $4995 per month in Williamsburg as advertised on the website Brokelyn.com – the website for newly arrived, money-conscious hipsters struggling in the magical land of Brooklyn. Well the … Continue reading →

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Today’s hipster beating.

Posted on December 12, 2012

Today, I saw Terrence the Vienna sausage-limbed, funemployed redbeard walking to his $3,200 apartment to eat locally sourced cupcakes and style his hair to look like he just woke up for tonight’s community vote on chicken coops in the ‘nabe’. … Continue reading →

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Bike lanes are so 2012; this car is so Brooklyn 2013 – YAH!

Posted on December 11, 2012

I know hipsters love riding around on their rickety old bicycles, fixed gear Penny Farthings, and 12 foot long boards – but this car ad may change everything. Act now Caleb! Link : Craigslist Hipster Car Ad It’s time to … Continue reading →

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