Even the subway beams in North Brooklyn have fucking red beards. But wait! I see an ART ART ART ART ART ART ART ART ART ART opportunity here. Yes! I can just imagine some emaciated, strategically paint-stained skinny jean wearing, Banksy-worshipping, quail taco connoisseur adding a face, hat and glasses to this and posting it on their narcissist art blog – it might even make it to a NY Times Bushpointburg-obsessed article in the Arts section.

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