Even the subway beams are growing red beards in North Brooklyn.

Even the subway beams in North Brooklyn have fucking red beards. But wait! I see an ART ART ART ART ART ART ART ART ART ART opportunity here. Yes! I can just imagine some emaciated, strategically paint-stained skinny jean wearing, Banksy-worshipping, quail taco connoisseur adding a face, hat and glasses to this and posting it on their narcissist art blog – it might even make it to a NY Times Bushpointburg-obsessed article in the Arts section.


9 thoughts on “Even the subway beams are growing red beards in North Brooklyn.

  1. Looks Amish…Needs a straw hat.

  2. It’s a fucking disease that needs to be eradicated.

  3. Don’t give them any ideas, DH…

  4. Come back next week, somebody will have drawn a face on it. With an artisinal twist from that “Moustache” artist.

    Of course if a local did it, he’d go straight to Rikers. If it has a gay trucker hat from the 70s it won’t be a local.

  5. Bonus points if you turn it into a huge head-wound or neck scar. If I was anywhere near there, I’d do it myself with a big fat sharpie.

  6. they will call it slab of meat!

  7. Cool art would be Caleb and Molly face down on the tracks and the look of horror one can imagine on their faces as the train barrels into the station

  8. Ha!! Probably one of the beams that arrived from Pennsyltucky in 2005 to start an urban cross-stitch collective and work on his hacky-sack skills.

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