wholefoodshipstersKIDULT DRINK ‘N’ DRAW DUUUUUUUDE! Let’s list the incredibly irritating amount of hipster stereotypes found in this gentrification cheerleading article - but first – check out this link to see just how fucking stupid the average Whole Foods hipster is when they are overpaying for what they think is “organic”. I’m telling you, its so easy to part these pretentious naïve interlopers from their money.

LinkNaturalNews.com: How Whole Foods lies to its idotic hipster customers.

 

Now let’s count those hipster buzzwords:

Link: NY Post – DRINK AND DRAW @ NEW GOWANUS WHOLE FOODS.

Gowanus; art projects; band album-cover art; skateboard designs; industrial loft; Gowanus Whole Foods; five arty friends; communal tables; local beers; grass-fed burgers; [$40] pies from nearby Four & Twenty Blackbirds; a record shop; roasted coffee with origin stories; a bike-repair station; Brooklyn foodie vibe; artisanal food community; rooftop greenhouse space; drink and draw; local artist; Gowanus Canal; Kentile Floors sign; Urban Outfitters; air-chilled poultry; slow-dried whole-wheat dinosaur pasta; bronze dies cast in Brooklyn; locally made bitters; Arcade Fire; recycled record jewelry; Nathan 37; your flannel; gourmet vegan-cheese cooler; Mason jars; home pickling; stylish fedora; Zachary Conner in a knit hat and tattoos down his arms; coffee machine called the Steampunk; not here to rush in and rush out; they’re taking their time; sriracha popcorn; grocery-based dating; West Villager Josh; Urban Green Energy; The Drink and Draw crowd.

AND THE PUSSIFICATION OF BROOKLYN CONTINUES!!!