Two people are shot dead at a Maryland mall and Caleb can’t resist getting his LOOOOK AT MEEEE hipster moment with his androgynous haircut, thick frame glasses and keffiyeh scarf. Hey Caleb, don’t you know Brooklyn hipsters gave up on that anti-Bush scarf years ago? When you finally convince Mommy and Daddy to send you to Brooklyn make sure follow the correct dress codes. Nowadays male hipsters wear 70 foot/15-time wrap-around scarfs made from hemp and kale fibers to protect their Olive Oyl neck and shoulders. Wow, what a punchable mother fucker.