Watch as this one-of-a-kind, extremely unique, diamond in the rough – with his tilted fedora, stretched earlobes and handlebar moustache – gets even more unique as he tattoos his nose red. I mean, how much attention can somebody fucking crave??? You obviously want to feel unique if you do all those things to your appearance, but don’t you know by now that so many people have done the same things and you are just another douche on the assembly line that has permanently ruined your face and ears? Can you imagine stupid fucks like this are displacing normal families in working class neighborhoods? Yes, this guy happens to be some “zany” barber out in California but I’m quite sure there are plenty of identical hipsters just like him paying $3000 to live in Bushpointburg, Brooklyn. Fuck these people!