I find it so fucking sad that Brooklyn – a working class, simple, unpretentious, ancient part of this country has become a magnet for moneyed hipsters and yupsters to come here for generally one thing: coolness. Can you believe the average Brooklyn rent (Well, Prospect Park and above. Still-normal southern Brooklyn is barely affordable but feeling the effects, rent-wise, of the infinite leisure time class) is about $3000. Are you fucking kidding me? In Brooklyn? This article is about 10 years too late but still illustrates the truth. Fuck these fucking hipster pieces of shit already! Go back to your own town and see how Farmer John and Aunt Martha like your fucking art! They’ll run your asses over with a tractor if you act the way you do here, you fucking zany pussies.