When a young Hispanic male does graffiti, he is labeled a criminal by law enforcement and most of society. But, if you teach 5 year old, privileged white children in DUMBO to make graffiti, its perfectly acceptable; at least that’s what I gather from reading this DNA Info article on a woman who is going to do just that. She claims she is teaching these small children the difference between “good” and “bad” graffiti and where its appropriate to make it. Yeah thanks for being the graffiti guru and anyway, I’m sure that’s really going to sink into a 5 year olds head. What she should be doing is teaching these little kids what hipsters do best: to take pictures of real graffiti and then hang them in pretentious wanna-be gritty galleries in industrial neighborhoods ’curated’ by nasally transplants and discus how ‘urban’ everyone and everything is. Like, yah deeeeed. Anyway, I guess Children’s Services and the police should be called on this teacher and the parents of the kids for endangerment of a child, right? Nooooo, don’t kid yourself – THIS is different.