Some might say:
“Awwww, leave em’ alone, they’re just having fun”
“Where’s the harm in meeting new people while doing something unique?”
I say: Oh shut the fuck up!!!! Fuck these perpetual children already. When will these wanna-be city types finally act like city types? When will they realize that Friends, Seinfeld and Sex in the City were just TV shows and not an advertisement for them to come to NY and ruin it?
Can you believe the guy – who of course is yet another “artist” in Bushpointburg – who created this kidult camp is actually 43 and has a grey beard? That’s the age range of the common Brooklyn hipster; somewhere between 24 and 49. When does the “LOOK AT ME” stage end in these fucking people’s lives? ”Look at me! I can make tents on a Brooklyn roof top and invite other kidults and call it an art project”. I just don’t get why these people – who are 9 out of 10 times from some suburban or rural part of the country – insist on coming here and doing things like farming, kayaking, back packing, camping, etc when they were already in the perfect place to do it. Leave us alone you perpetual children of the corn. One of the women just came from Nebraska and says she misses camping. So go back Molly!!!! These people are paying $3000 a month for their trendy Nieuw Breuckelen apartments and end up sleeping on the roof in a tent.
And leave it to the New Yup Times to write an article about this and make it sound all quirky and whimsical. Be sure to look through the slide show. I bet if this were a group of non-hipster people of color eating, drinking, smoking and hanging out on a roof all night it would be in the Crime Section; but this is art.