Today, I saw a 39 year old, fly swatter shaped, bearded transplant long boarding to the over priced farmers market to buy kale that was sustainably delivered by Schwinn from Iowa. So as he rolled by, I cast my fishing rod; hooked him by his protruding Adam’s apple; reeled him in and beat the organic shit out of him with my trusty Louisville Slugger. End of story.
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