Today, as they left the flea market where they shopped during normal people working hours – I overheard 32 year old Walker tell 34 year old Hayden how he is trying to find a zany pair of 80’s vintage color-changing Freezy Freaky gloves for next summer’s trips to Rockaway beach. So I took the 1870 vintage kerosene lamp he just bought; smashed it over his androgynous hair cut and ignited him by rubbing Hayden’s bamboo stick arms together. End of story.