Today, I saw Hamilton the churro-limbed barista understudy serenading Tabitha under the window of her $500,000 Bed-Stuy condo that she magically bought working so hard as a Whole Foods window display art production assistant. So I stapled his eyelids to his kneecaps and beat him with his 18th century mandolin until the police came to give me a medal of honor and continue his beating. End of story.
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