If this fucking video doesn’t scream “BROOKLYN IS DONE!!!!” then I don’t know what does. These fucking people think that whatever they make, touch, say and do is “soooo Brooklyn”, “very Brooklyn”, “like, rilly rilly Brooklyn”. But it’s not; its the exact opposite. They are completely draining Brooklyn of whatever it stood for. She says Brooklyn “didn’t have it’s own grooming line” – so she just HAD to make one. Brooklyn needed her help and she was there at it’s calling. The Williamsburg oil smells like wood? Shouldn’t it smell like stale beer, vomit and smelly Converse? Fucking try-hards is all these people are; everyday they are thinking of new ways to bastardize this place. I wonder why she didn’t make a Borough Park or Crown Heights beard oil. Just about every man has a beard there; except those aren’t ironic beards. Notice how the last frame of the video had to include that disgusting black beardo’s stretched earlobe? And how they are thanking Brooklyn; thanking it for letting them live out their perpetual toddler lives. Can’t fucking stand these fucking hipsters I tell you.
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