Today I saw a couple of 34 year old, vertical blind shaped children from Nebraska who came to instill culture into Brooklyn; having a ghost story telling contest and making S’mores over their vintage Zippo lighters in McCarren Park. So I zipped them up in their sleeping bags, swung them into a tree until I heard the nasally screaming stop and buried them under the adult kickball field. End of story.
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