There’s nothing more I’d like to do today than to find this pseudo circus clown hipster douche dad and simply ask him “Are you an attention-seeking, narcissistic, try-hard?” And the moment I saw his lips beginning to form the word ‘No’ I would just start pounding on him. Can you believe it? Even after having a child these try-hards are still out in full force doing their “LOOK AT ME” activities. What if he lost his balance, fell and banged his head on that mailbox and sent that baby rolling into the street? He would probably blame the city for a poorly maintained sidewalk, the manufacturers of the stroller and unicycle for selling defective products – but not blame himself for being an attention-starved kidult. Please God, banish these people from our once normal cities. Banish them!
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