New category – Songs. I think Weird Al would approve. Lyrics begin at 00:20 on this one. Enjoy and sing along.

Gentri-fucking-cation – The Red Beard Pickled Peppers

Pseudos from Ohio
Try to make it all caucasian
IKEA chairs from Sweden
Coffee from fair trade plantations
And if you want these kind of things
It’s Gentri-fucking-cation

It’s the edge of the ‘Burg
And the frontier of homogenization
Caleb and Megan don’t eat meat
They represent pussification
It’s understood that Nieuw Breukelen
Sells Gentri-fucking-cation

Pay your children very well
To take apartments from the aging
A hipster’s skin is very thin
Real Brooklynites are raging
A latte and a scone
And four i-Phones

Dream of Gentri-fucking-cation
Dream of Gentri-fucking-cation

Mollys a girl with rooftop corn in her turd
All expense paid Brooklyn playcation
A teenager inside turning 33 tonight
Gonna gentrify this whole nation
A loft in the sky in up and coming Bed-Stuy
It’s Gentri-fucking-cation

Queens may be the final frontier
Two thousand for a roach filled basement
Colby can you hear the L?
Pushed on the tracks at Bedford Ave station
Union Square’s three stops away
It’s Gentri-fucking-cation

Born and raised in flyover states
infest our population
Every hipster looks the same
Enjoying their staycations

A rich hobo
A fish taco

Dream of Gentri-fucking-cation
Dream of Gentri-fucking-cation

(solo)

Construction of a new condo
Full of brats on medication
An earthquake wouldn’t be so bad
If it stops the sterilization
A tidal wave has hit Brooklyn
It’s Gentri-fucking-cation

Tip your barista very well
Hit the Gowanus for some sailing
You love to infest, now head back West
Have you ever heard of bathing?

Your Converse are worn
Children of the corn

Dream of Gentri-fucking-cation
Dream of Gentri-fucking-cation