Today, I saw Cornfield Caleb and Post-Modern Parker tossing a frisbee across Bedford Ave at 1:30pm on a weekday in their fluorescent pink Raybans, skintight cutoff jeans, I Heart Ohio extra small t-shirts and Iditarod dog sled hats. So I gave each of them a locally-sourced DDT into the artisanal asphalt; then grabbed the nearest Penny Farthing and jammed their marionette-like bodies in between the spokes and rolled it into the East River. End of story.
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Absolute classic hipster beating right there. I bet Cornfield Caleb and Post-Modern Parker got all pissy every time a delivery truck rolled down Bedford (you know, with people in them doing actual jobs), and they had to stop their frisbie catch.
According to Midwest Megan’s blog, “I Have Bangs Like Zooey…Like Yah!”, one of the frisbie tosses were actually caught. At first they thought Post Modern Parker made that catch, but upon review of the Iphone video of the event (posted on Youtube by Zany Zander the freelance latte reviewer), it turns out the catch was actually made by a 5 year old New Yorker that was walking down the street with his mom. The catch ended when he walked away with the frisbie while Caleb nasally honked that “like, this is totally unacceptable!”
LOL. Gotta make a Garbage Pail Kid kind of list with all these hipster names soon. Barista Brent, Emaciated Ethan, McCarren Molly, Kickball Kyle, Soy Seth, etc. Email me some names so I can compile a list. We can call them Dumpster Dive Kidults trading cards.
ATM Aidan
Intern Isaiah
PBR Penny
Fedora Folson
Cry-After-Sex Crenshaw
“Here’s my I-phone Mr. Black man” Imogen
“Why did you hit me (again)” wyeth
“Cry-After Sex Crenshaw” Love it!
Performance Art Paul
Vintage Vanessa
Cruelty free Caleb
Whoops, Caleb is taken.
Ok, Cruelty-free Carlton
I highly doubt there is a single hipster named Paul.
There are hipsters named Matt (Gross, Silver) and Ed (Special), why not Paul?
Matt Gross.
Wait for it………………………..
Etsy Betsy!
Matt Silver?
Hirsute Hunter, the Hairy Hipster.
White Wyatt
iCameron.
Lol
Locally Sourced Logan
Pickled Parker
Woolen Hat Wyatt
Zany Zachy
Trust funded- Tristan
Estrogen Ethan
It should be like Performance Art Parker or something like that.
Snarky Savannah
These are good, Emaciated Ethan is my favorite. I’m crying over here.Thank you, I needed this laugh.
Muffintop Megan; Composting Caleb; Vintage Veronica; Hummus eating Hummus; Cupcake Caitlin……. How about these for starters?
I had a transplant neighbor once named Cree. Forget his last name, though. He was really Cree-py.
Synth-playing Sampson
Moustache Morgan (male or female, take your pick)
LOL – will do.
Artisianal Abby
Kickstarter Kyle
Quirky Quinn
Mainstream Molly
Tattooed Terrence
Barista Bryce
Don’t forget me!!
And we can’t forget “Special Edd”. That one is just begging for its own card.
Sustainable Sebastian
I don’t think a hipster would admit to being named Sebastian. It sounds too much like a minority.
You’re right, See-nore – how’s about Sustainable Seth?
Hmmm … DH already used Seth in Soy(-Boy) Seth early on – why not Sustainable Samuel?
D’oh! Steven, hipster extraordinaire whose annoying and pointless comments appear frequently on this blog, already has the Sustainable handle nailed down.
Trust Fund Theo, then.
Foursquare Frida (as in Kahlo, the Mexiacn paintress, a hipster darling with her unibrow and all).
Argh. “Mexican.” Still sorta early out here in the desert.
Dainty Dilly
Locally-sourced Lolly
Trendy Tilly
New York Native Nilly
Art Gallery Gillian
Awful Smelling Allistor
BeDhEaD BrAdLeY(spelt the same way of course)
12-2pm employment Edie
Dustin Mattson.
Tweeting Terwilliger
ugh. i cannot stand this woman’s painting. my hipster mother in law is crazy about it. i just find it very boring and her singular eyebrow distracts from being able to judge her art fairly, i suppose, especially since she’s always painting a huge singular eyebrow on almost all of her paintings.
Agreed. I don’t GET it. Diego Garcia, yes; but not Kahlo.
As an aside, Bucktown, in Chicago, started to be gentrified by hipsters about 15 years ago. While there was still a pretty decent percentage of Latinos in the neighborhood, the local art Nazis thought that it would be a reasonable gesture of good will by the invading infidels to the people who were being priced out of their own neighborhood to reproduce a Frida Kahlo painting in a mural on a blank brick wall facing a vacant lot at the corner of Damen and Armitage.
It’s unfortunate that none of them bothered to take note that the Latin population in the immediate neighborhood was about 95% PUERTO RICAN. The mural was tagged to oblivion within weeks. But, y’know, yah; all those little brown people look the same …
lol! that sounds just like the stupid hipsters around here like my mother in law! “the precious brown peoples” let’s worship! and then what ends up happening is that they do something stupid like what you describe here- ie; confuse mexican culture with cuban or something else latino and think that’s just great because surely the brown peoples love each other (even though latinos aren’t all one color to begin with, but don’t expect hipsters to know that) – come to find out they are about to get their asses kicked because they’ve called something mexican that’s actually cuban. lol.
I like Frida’s work and even more her life story ( maybe even better than ). She overcame insurmountable odds. The kind that would send most hipsters screaming into the night and wetting their pants for decades if they had to experience even a 1/4 what she actually did. That she found an outlet for her perspective,a sense of value, and dignity after her tragic accident is amazing; even better that she found an audience. A lot of self-proclaimed artistes would descend into a macrbe self-pity and the she fact she avoided that sets her miles above even some of the people who like to talk about her as if they really understand her, when their own work makes it clear that they don’t. She knew the meaning of the words ‘work’ and ‘intestinal fortitude’.
The funny part is that many non-Mexican Latinos almost universally seem to look down on Mexicans.
Kickstarter Kinnie
Gluten Free Gywnneth
Hemp Fiber Homer
Sustainable Silas
Busker Benjamin
Cupcake Cameron
Oops, didn’t see Vent already has Kickstarter. How about
Meta Marley
That should be “Cupcake Blog Cameron”
Speedoed Silver.
Sustainable Banana Hammock Matthew
Quirky Quentin
Cankled Caitlyn
A little off topic for this thread, but whoa. A whole new way to kill off the hipsters: brilliant marketing strategy, or really bad idea all around? YOU … make the call:
http://boss.blogs.nytimes.com/2012/08/30/pitching-an-organic-cigarette-for-hipsters/?hp
Jet Set: it is pleasing to see hipsters under the gun. Finally… the way to eliminate them is to trick hipsters into eating themselves, like a cancer.
Billyburg Bailey
Graham Avenue Gilly
Kent Street Kevin
Butthurt Bradley
Cankleana
Gowanus Gus
Like Yah Lola
The Masturbation Brothers
Butthurt Bradly FTW
LOL @ Like Yah Lola
Tryhard Tristan
8th Place Edie
Hahahaha try-hard Tristan!
Artisanal Annette
Progressive Paige
MissinMinnesota Mollie
KewlNabe Nathan
Fixie’ Flynn
Beardo Bingham
Rotten Converse Chloe
Roof Garden Gwendolyn
Armpit Hair Hannah
Billyburg Hipster Kids..Collect & KILL Em All!!
Flat-ass Fannie
Pretentious Peter
Artiste-ic Arthur
Junkie Jason
Needle-dick Norman
Anemic Allie
Wretched Rex
Flaming Francis
Pothead … Uh, I Forgot
Flat ass Fannie..too funny!!!!
Ever seen a Mheghehn with a truly righteous tush?
Didn’t think so.
Exposes brick bristol
That’s because their Ethan’s are too intimdated by butts. They wouldn’t be able to wear their girlfriends jeans otherwise.
http://vimeo.com/27422285
Here she is. Aardvark Impersonator Annie, Edd’s girlfriend.
Art-is-Anal Alyssa
Kickball Kelvin (aka Kicked-in-the-Balls Kelvin)
Don’t forget me and Sustainable Steven!
Curator Colin
Mixologist Megan
Emaciated Ethan
Penny Farthing Patrick (or just Penny Farthing)
Organic Olivia
Local Lucas
Fairtrade Fredrick
Beekeeper Bradley
Popsicle Paul
Barista Barclay
Indie Isaac
Freecycle Forrest
Actually, make that Freegan Forrest, and add MacBook Molly
“Freecycle Forrest” Killing me over here…
Bedford Brody
L Train Lance
Absinthe Ashley
Eight Ball Aiden
Fauxhemian Felicity
Bushwick Baxter
Converse Colin
Wisconsin Wesley
Bike Lane Bailey
Bedbug Brandon
Zany Zooey
Mixologist Mykel
Justin Jackass
DH, Toyota owes you money. The crew involved with Prius has a display at the big Bumbershoot “take off and nuke the entire site from orbit” music show in Seattle, featuring a “Whac-a-Hipster” game:
http://blog.seattlepi.com/thebigblog/2012/08/29/bumbershoot-will-have-whac-a-hipster-game/
In other words, Toyota knows that it can offend the hell out of its main customer base, because it will think the joke applies to other people. The fact that Toyota is also the biggest sponsor for crap indie bands in the US? Talk about making money coming and going.
Unbelievable. A friend of mine actually developed a “whack-a-hipster” and also a “whack-a-politician” game for Android Market almost 3 years ago but they rejected them both because they already had too many whack-a-mole games.
Did you check out the hipsterist cities rankings? Seriously San Juan and Denver but no Brooklyn? And Portland Maine? That can’t be right??
I noticed Providence is on there, which is fitting. We should be higher just for the sheer number of RISD douchebags (and wannabes) alone.
Kazoo Kalil
I’m just not creative enough to help.
What’s a good name for a real estate investor from Texas who works with native New Yorkers to rent out to try-hard Tristans?
eCological Elliot?
Flamebait Floyd.
Transplant Trevor
Common among hipsters – beardos do a photo shoot. Unique to Portland: beardo brings a gun (hopefully as a “mountain man” prop), police shut down bridge and detain group of beardos after someone calls it in. http://www.katu.com/news/local/Police-shut-down-Burnside-Bridge-while-officers-search-for-armed-man-167938845.html
Even zanier, is they were doing it to raise breast cancer awareness. Seriously?
http://www.kptv.com/story/19413876/cops-bizarre-incident-involving-gun-photo-shoot-closes-burnside-bridge <——- ugly bearded mugshot on this page.
Geezus these dudes wouldn’t last two days in the fucking Wild. What kind of a damned MORON thinks they can wander around in public with a rifle, of any kind, and particularly after the recent shooting spree in Colorado?
And when did ‘Ugly Bald Dude’ become a desirable fashion statement? Oh, I forgot. Impersonating the Amish is hip.
Oh well, fuggit. It’s attention, right?
Here’s one of their FB pages: http://www.facebook.com/#!/john.walterich
About: “I do what I want.” (check)
Ironic mustache and “ARTvoice” pictures (check)
Post from a few months ago: “got a car first time in four years who wants to go egging” (ugh. check)
Son named “Ivo” (gag. check)
Comment from friend about wanting to make honey and getting a hive (check)
I’m sure there are many more cliches in there.
The only way naming your kid Ivo could possibly be a good thing is if you were naming him after “TV Tommy” Ivo, the guy who built the dragster powered by FOUR blown 392cid Hemis back in the ’60s.
“He is a wild man. And I like wild men.” Eszther Balint, “Stranger Than Paradise”
Boobs for boobs. Great…
Cul-De-Sac Carson
This reminds me of the hipster parent bumper sticker posts…
http://diehipster.wordpress.com/2010/09/29/todays-hipster-beating-74/
http://diehipster.wordpress.com/2010/09/30/bumper-stickers-for-parents-of-hipsters/
Where’s “My Other Son Works”? Or how about a hipster parent t-shirt: “My Husband and I Got Drunk, Went to the Movies, And All I Got Was a Beardo on the Other End Of My Umbilical Cord!”
Lol
shade grown sheandoah
xylophone zoe
banjoe veigh
recycled ryder
paleo payton
passive aggressive petunia
cankley ann and canker sore cramer
flyover festus
antennae armed armand
cracker ass crispin
rat chef renauld
cocktologist conrad
subway samwell and the iDIOTS
sponsored in part by
cornfed contessa’s cankle cream(local sustainable organic etc)
alleviates dry chapped swollen floppy cankles in hours.
iPod Ichabod
Upcycled Ian
Repurposed Ryan
Unicycling Dickweed
Isn’t it ironic that Samsung used to run the anti hipster iPhone ads and now they advertise almost exclusively to Hipsters? Stupid Fucking Hipster band, on a rooftop, singing “OoooooOOOOoooooo” while twitching and everybody sending this killer performance to other parts of the roof.
They have to cater to hipsters. Who else can afford to switch phones and plans as often as the rest of us change underwear? You see, evidently hipsters change their underwear about as often as German tourists in August, so it makes sense for Samsung to direct their advertising budget to where the cash is hemmoraging the most: slacking motherfuckers who have no responsibilities.
I once traveled in Europe and was told by a German dude that we Yanks are obsessed with cleanliness. I told him that’s a stereotype I can live with.
sorry, I dont post much, but <3 this thread… I collected GPK's as a kid and imagining what the cards look like with all the names above is crack my shit up.
Sunny D'Andre (could be a blipster)
Rice Krispee Sanjeet (an indian hipster?)
okay, i suck at this, but the GPK's were pretty diverse so i decided to add them to.
*rob*
this might help…
http://blogs.babble.com/strollerderby/2012/08/29/the-most-unique-ironic-hilarious-names-for-your-hipster-baby/
What’s good for the goose is good for the gander:
Priced Out Patty
Parmigiana Pauly
GED Gino
Cholesterol Charlie
Baby’s Momma Maria
City Job Caesar
Sergio Tacchini Tony
Obese Orlando
Eyebrow Pencil Yvette
Downwardly Mobile Donnie
Marginalized Mario
Nickle & Dime Nickie
Fantabulous! Totes awesome! You should chance Marginalized Mario to Meathead Mario. Far more accurate!
Fast Food Frankie
Air Jordan Anthony
Local 926 Luigi
Shepherds Bay Snookie
You’re very bad at this. But then again, you are severely hurt – and when I say severely, I mean severely – by this website. You must say “like yah” often. Your jaw probably can’t even position itself to say “yeah” properly. Well, I’m glad I’ve shown you the light.
That guy is definitely NOT the same “Sustainable Steven” who managed to nail humorously nail every hipster cliche. In fact he’s obviously hurt by “our” Sustainable Steven.
That’s Sheepshead Bay, hamster.
Except that all of the above mentioned GB Kids would fuck you up. The End.
try Man Tits Mario
Gainfully Employed Eddie
130-Pound Imogene
Marketable Mike
Responsible Rick
Hygienic Harry
Shaved Sherman
Sober Samuel
Early-Riser Earl
Well-Adjusted Walter
26+ BMI Ted
You meathead meanie!
Sorry to have to tell you this Vern, but I’ve glimpsed Mr. Clippings’ bad self in the flesh and I can say with total confidence and conviction that his head is NOT made of meat – rather, it looks more like it’s formed of well-polished bone.
26+ BMI Ted?
That’s the best you can do? Somebody is a non-creative.
Yeah, too cogent for your tender sensibilities.
It’s not even an aliteration you stupid townie.i
Say it out loud, soybrain.
ANC: Do you think NN even has a clue as to what BMI stands for? I don’t think so …
I’m sure it’s a no also. Yet of course he has to pose like he is so smart by calling me a townie so he can pretend he is back at Shitsville State University in Michihickigan.
Squashed Under A Mack Truck Meghan
Falls Through a Sewer Grate Stefan
Attacked-by-Ipod-Hunting-Gang Grover
Artisanally Tenderized by Vito the Bricklayer Bryan
How many fucking hipster cliches can you fit into one 3-minute news segment?!?: “13 Bearded Men Cause Bridge Closure
1. They’re in Portland
2. Sleeve-tattoos all the way around
3. On a “look-at-meeeeeee!!!!!” photo shoot
3. They’re there representing “Stumptown ‘Stache and Beard Collective” in a beard calendar
4. Wearing an ‘NSync t-shirt (ironically, of course…)
5. Lice-beards a-plenty
6. Glasses that make Bono’s “Fly”-era shades look like Orville Redenbacher’s
7. Overwrought rings that look like something some Caleb butchered together and sold on Etsy
8. Complete lack of hygiene
…and of course…
9. Shutting down the Burnside Bridge to traffic, forcing normal, non-attention-whoring people to stop and look at them (because they certainly couldn’t get across the bridge…)
I’m all for judicious use of law enforcement, but this is one of those cases where an all-out S.W.A.T. assault should have left some bodies twitching on the ground.
Fucking hipster cunts.
Hahaha, they all look terrible. Growing a beard for a cause doesn’t mean it has to be unruly pubic nightmare.
The first guy actually looks fine, but he seems less of a hipster and more like a bro that likes boobs.
Sideburn Samuel
Ukulele Uzal
The virus is spreading…gird your loins. it won’t be long before Curry Caleb is making the scene:
http://india.blogs.nytimes.com/2012/08/30/in-india-businesses-named-after-hitler-defend-their-decision/
Huxtable-sweatered Hummus
NYU Nigel
Pratt Patty
Coulumbia Carla
Coopers Union Katiee (with two ee’s)
New School Nancee (with two ee’s)
Isn’t the New School where that talentless leech from “Inside The Actor’s Studio” films his show? Ever catch the hipster hordes in the audience?
Organic Ollie
No-Lens Naomi
Greenpoint Greg
Fedora Frank
Cupcake Chloe
PBR Paolo
One Gear Cyr
Graphic Tee
You forgot Parsons Parker…..
(Wife went to Parsons, and transferred because she couldn’t stand the early-90s version of hipsters that infested the place….dad was an actual working commercial artist/faculty member, so she got discounted tuition….)
Pretend Its Not Starbucks Pricilla
Casio Keyboard Kyle
Attention Deficit Disorder Aiden
Manual Typewrite Mailn
RISD Renee
FIT Frankee
When do you think this Hipster lameness first started??? I’m looking forward to hearing your opinions..in nyc my guess 1996..That is the year i saw a Brickin (or maybe a De lorean) pull up outside coyote recording (97 n 6th ) and a japanese photgrapher got out and started taking photos..thats when i said “here it comes”—GENTRIFICATION
Nah. i remember the old neighborhood – Carroll Gardens in the 70′s. when college professors and artsy type beardos started moving in. The difference is – they assimiliated and were a welcome shot in the arm. It’s when they started having kids that it started to change for the worst. These kids were raised by nannies, had no manners and the parents
by and large, couldn’t cope so they spoiled them.
Then it was the escalating property values. The first beardos who moved in took a shine to the locals they loved the fact that the rents were cheap. But when everyone discovered that HEY BROOKLYN HAS BROWNSTONES! (early 80′s)…well that’s when all the d**ches moved in. All of a sudden, the time honored tradition of sitting of on a stoop and chatting was met with a bucket of water and a “GET OUT OF MY NEIGHBORHOOD”
My parent’s house on First Place was bought in ’65 for 31K (three family). They sold it in 1982 for 128K. Today it’s worth well over a million bucks.So If I had to guess, it started around ’83-’84.
Planking Penelopee
Hippies–Surfers–Bikers–Rockers–Mods–B-Boys–Skinheads–Punks–Metalheads–Rockabillies–Guidos –Salseros–Beatniks–Jazz enthusiasts–hot rodders–Country& western fans–Bike Messengers.. NO PROBLEM!!!First popular “culture” i just flat out HATE……(drumroll) HIPSTERS
It’s not a culture, it’s an anti-culture mockery of culture.
nasally honking noah??
Artisinal brownie mix:
http://www.almanac.com/sites/new.almanac.com/files/imagecache/product/brownie_teacher_silo.jpg
I sure hope those are chocolate chips…
This guy Halcyon is over 40 years old……
We need to eliminate this guy. Send him to the army…?
haha! i know who this guy is. he’s not really a hipster. he’s actually pretty damn wealthy – from the porn industry, has his own porn biz, etc. yes he’s arty but not parentally funded or anything else we complain about here.
Well, if he’s already wealthy, why doesn’t he gift everyone porn?
This clown makes my eyes bleed. I couldn’t even last a minute. OW!
There is a trend going around of hipsters ‘types’ who are over 35. They may not fit the typical stereotype and vary in appearance, but they run around all amped up on coke living like they are on a continuous cloud 9. This joker reminds me of someone I met once out here in Southern Cali…actually two different guys who are 42 and 43, one couch surfs and spends his days at organic markets and digging for vinyl in thrift stores and dresses like he’s 22 and it’s quite pathetic to look at…, the other is an ‘artist’ who cuts his own hair (ala hitler youth) and drinks all day yet wakes up happy and goes steadily uphill the rest of the day….it’s really weird, its like the ‘new midlife crisis’ for gay men….it’s painful to look at
Linguini Leg Cracker, this looks to be in your neck of the woods!
Have any of you seen this yet?! HILARIOUS!!
http://www.buzzfeed.com/copyranter/hipster-doofuses-mocked-hard-on-huge-billboard
I’m telling you…I’m seeing a backlash. This is but one example (and the Arby’s commercial, courtesy of DH).
A guy I know (he’s in his 70′s) in North Jersey, old school and life-long resident of Jersey Cit,y hands out hipster hurt on an ireegular basis. A couple of months ago a scrffed up pretzel braid was riding his fixie on the sidewalk while checkinghis i-phone. He almost ran into my friend. The dweeb panicked and lost control. My friend helped him up and asked, “are you OK, son?”. When twatwaffle nodded, my friend replied, “good” – and proceeded to smash the bike repeatedly on the sidewalk and against wrought iron fence.
Then he just dropped it and walked away.
I guess what makes this even more painful is, during the school year the kids at the local highschool are let for lunch and walk around stealing bikes.
HA!! I haven’t seen that sign yet. And that area where the retaurant is is super yuppified and I don’t get down that way very often. But I’ve been looking for a nicer place to take this little chica to on a third date, and I may just take her here because of this sign. Thanks for the post HH!
We need a sign like that pointing the way to a landfill.
19 seconds this time. I liked him better with pink hair. Excuse me, I gotta go wash my eyes out with Lysol now…
“So thank YOUU for doing coke with me and watching my shitty uplifting video!!!”
http://lifestudent.com/
Here’s his home page. Warning, your eyes might fall out.
LOL “Lustmonkey”
http://lustmonkey.com/
what a dweeb…I saw a teenage girl back in 2000 with pink hair. Way more understandable than Mister Lustmonkey here.
Only in our fair country could a person make going to Burning Man a damn career.
Lookatmee Lillith
Squarestate Seth
Ironic Ike
Kewl Kyle III
FreeTrade Fiona
Meeker Morgan Meghan
“Cornfield Caleb”
That’s fucking classic.
To all of my friends here. Happy Labor day. Ironically, hipsters do not celebrate “Labor” day
Today, I saw Cornfield Caleb and Post-Modern Parker tossing a frisbee across Bedford Ave at 1:30pm on a weekday in their fluorescent pink Raybans, skintight cutoff jeans, I Heart Ohio extra small t-shirts and Iditarod dog sled hats.
HAHAHAH! I saw some douches with pink wayfarers/raybans and the skintight cutoff jeans I mean really really homo. I am hoping Castro District can lynch these douches…to make it over the top it should be half shirts! HAHAHAH
http://www.dailymotion.com/video/xg2jw2_emmy-nom-reactions-aaron-paul_people
I had previously only ever seen him in Breaking Bad speaking pseudobonics, and was shocked and dismayed to hear a prime example of this whole uptalking thing.
i just discovered your site yesterday fucking pissed myself laughing its good to see the hipsters in australia are as useless as the fucks you have in new york,moronic fucking attention seeking useless fucken deadshits.keep up the good work one day these losers might get into the real world
Flipbook-artist Finn
Indie-press Indeayah (Pronounced India. Not her real name, but she wants to show her support for micro-financing of a weaving collective, even though she hasn’t yet PayPal-ed her $10 donation.)
You might be aware of this already, but check this site out for hundreds of photos of Finnish hipsters: http://www.hel-looks.com/
Thanks for the site, it’s helped me realize that the infuriating experiences I had with my former hipster flatmate and a friend who gradually turned hipster were completely their fault.
Whats wrong with these chicks? I’ve banged better looking men in prison.
Someone’s posted that site here before. It’s like watching one, long trainwreck if you click through them as fast as possible.
What is it with the ‘dour grandma in the tin type photo’ look? And honestly, do you REALLY need your clothes to ‘inspire’ you? I can’t remember a day in my life where, other than a professional environment, I gave two shits of a grin wether I felt ‘inspired’ by my clothing.
I’m starting to think you can tell the hipster with a job from the hipster without a job based almost entirely on wether they use neon hair color or not.
Society has bigger problems, like anti-semetism online.
And cyber-stalking.
And too-small airline seats.
Oh shit, it’s Captain Fucking Obvious. I guess the idea of posting on and posting on DH and doing the same on other sites which cover other issues, has never occurred to you. I can’t help but notice how you sacks of shit self-righteously mention anti-semitism or racism when many of your have accounts on Stormfront or Chimpout (as lurkers and posters). When you oxygen wasters get jacked for your iphone by some black or latino kid, you’re spouting racial epithets left and right when you’re crying to the police. Not surprising. Butthurt hipsters who lose sleep over people not liking them, tend not to be the sharpest knives in the proverbial drawer.
Why don’t you go save the fucking world Jeff. We’ll watch. And we’ll be taking notes when you get your ass kicked.
Your girlfriend, Jeff?
I’m sorry for going off topic and this has nothing to do with anything, but just curious if anyone else who has seen the show may notice what I have.
That show is called Democracy Now. I saw a link for a video with a former spook on there and thought it odd combination which kicked up my curiosity. When I started to watch, there’s this woman who was hosting it and her voice was SO FUCKING GRATING that I actually couldn’t watch the video. Who the fuck runs things over there and wtf are they thinking picking someone with a voice like dull blades spinning across sandpaper to VERBALLY communicate with the public?!! It’s like she’s taking a hard, painful crap but trying not to be too loud about it.
Got a link?
Correct, that probably would’ve helped lol
Here name’s ‘Amy Goodman’.
Pubic Beard Patrick