Today, I saw Cornfield Caleb and Post-Modern Parker tossing a frisbee across Bedford Ave at 1:30pm on a weekday in their fluorescent pink Raybans, skintight cutoff jeans, I Heart Ohio extra small t-shirts and Iditarod dog sled hats. So I gave each of them a locally-sourced DDT into the artisanal asphalt; then grabbed the nearest Penny Farthing and jammed their marionette-like bodies in between the spokes and rolled it into the East River. End of story.
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