Meet Arty the Seal. Also, pardon my poor graphics skills; I admit I am not an artist – which puts me in the same fucking category as 95 fucking percent of the tidal wave of fucking phonies that has crashed upon Brooklyn from Flyoverlandia – I just have no problem admitting it. Anyway, I think this really needs to be done: dress up a barking seal with a fake beard, fedora or ski hat, and some thick-frames so he looks, you know: UNIQUE. Then we put him in the back of a pick-up truck and slowly drive up and down all the streets of the once normal Brooklyn neighborhoods and have him bark ART ART ART ART ART ART ART ART ART ART ART ART ART all fucking day to show these transient, rent-raising pussies how played out their bullshit “art-scene” really is. We can also toss out free Coney Island whitefish at the hipsters to feed the seal. Like yah! YAH! YAH!
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