Today, on the Bedford Avenue L train platform, I overheard Tristan telling Autumn how he scored a baguette, 1/2 dozen cage-free eggs, and a 3.5 oz jar of organic marmalade – all for only $14.00 at the artisanal farmer’s market. So I tied his beard to her au naturale armpit hair, placed their Strand Book Store and Brooklyn Industries bags over their heads and fried them into cruelty-filled strips of bacon on the 3rd rail. End of story.
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