Today, I saw Ethan the 32 year old, creepily moustached, freelance barista Tweeting pictures of his most recent latte foam happy face he made since graduating from his $100,000 liberal arts school eleven years ago. So I strangled him with his i-Phone charger and beat him into a coma with an unfairly traded can of Maxwell House coffee. End of story.
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