Like yah, like yah, it’s time once again to play Complete That Picture!
Above is a picture someone sent me today of only a small portion of a hipster on the train. To play this game you must complete this picture by describing the rest of his appearance among other things like name, age, occupation, hobbies, where he lives, where he’s actually from, and what’s in his bag. I’ll go first – you can just copy and paste my list into the comment section – erase my answers and use it as a template.
Rest of Appearance: Shorts bought in Children’s Place. Shirt from Brooklyn Flea; once used to wipe sustainable, local worm compost tank. Hair carefully crafted to look like he wakes up at noon and doesn’t have a job.
Occupation: Runs Gowanus Canal kayak rental booth from June 15th – August 31st – only on weekends.
Hobbies: Silent raves, Yelp cafe critic, adult hide and seek league, casually standing near mailbox waiting for mailman to deliver monthly gentrification allowance from enabling parents.
Lives now: Where ever Couchsurfing.org shows availability in cool Brooklyn “nabes“.
Is actually from: Sheboygan, Wisconsin
What’s in the man purse?: Bottle of Smart Water filled with tap water; key chain with can of mace and rape whistle attached; Iditarod dog sledding hat for warmth in August; Knight Rider lunchbox with lettuce sandwich and Brooklyn Brine pickle on the side.