They’re trying to creep down! Slowly but surely they are pushing their fucking way further south into Brooklyn. Why??? Because of lower rents and ethnic places? BULLSHIT!
Because wherever they go – the rents skyrocket and all ethnicity disappears only to be replaced by phony homogenized make believe hipster ethnicity. Some sleeve tattooed, bearded ”Zach the Chef” from Wiscomichikota will begin “fusing” foods together for Sunday NY Times articles. Hemp baby-sling Zoey and Ethan will be picketing for stroller friendly beer halls. Kyle and Molly will be demanding more bike lanes that stay empty 95% of the day. Hayden and Holden will be plucking away at their banjo and upright bass on Church Ave. DAMN! I HATE THESE MOTHER FUCKERS!
I’m telling you right now you nasally hipsters of the corn; you gentrifying pieces of shit: YOU BETTER PAY ATTENTION TO THIS MAP. PAY CLOSE FUCKING ATTENTION and STOP “pioneering and exploring” and ruining still-normal Brooklyn for us bland/cultureless/non-whimsical native people. The hipster beater will find you. Mark my words.