So this is what I see on my way home today. How out of place can somebody be? Just look at the rest of the people – dressed normally and trying to get home after a day of work. Then we have Jasper; pole dancing with that vapid look on his face with the must-have beard and thick frames; cut off tight jean shorts; and of course, the Milwaukee, Wisconsin t-shirt because he is proud to be from there that he moved to Brooklyn to pursue his umm, well, hmm I really don’t know - I have no clue what 90% of these artisanal tampons are fucking doing here. Who are these people? Who, I ask? Get the fuck back to your local, sustainable suburban tree houses you Brooklyn wanna-bes!
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