So this is what I see on my way home today. How out of place can somebody be? Just look at the rest of the people – dressed normally and trying to get home after a day of work. Then we have Jasper; pole dancing with that vapid look on his face with the must-have beard and thick frames; cut off tight jean shorts; and of course, the Milwaukee, Wisconsin t-shirt because he is proud to be from there that he moved to Brooklyn to pursue his umm, well, hmm I really don’t know - I have no clue what 90% of these artisanal tampons are fucking doing here. Who are these people? Who, I ask? Get the fuck back to your local, sustainable suburban tree houses you Brooklyn wanna-bes!
Sad thing is, this dude probably paid big bucks for his shitty “pre-washed, vintage, middle-America shirt.”
I like the guy on the left. His face is saying, “Are you seeing this?”
I wouldn’t be surprised if there were seats available but he chose to stand by that pole just so everyone could see take a gander at his ingenuity.
Either that, or get a gander at his red fuck-me shoes.
Hey, at least he’s hanging on to the pole. I’ve noticed that hipsters like to ride hands-free, the better to peruse their i-whatevers with one hand while holding a very full cup of hot coffee on the other. Really drives me nuts.
And don’t forget the massive backpack full of action figures, mac book, ipad, locally crafted rooftop kale, playdoh, kickball schedules, and mason jar coffee cups that they smack you with endlessly while playing subway explorer.
What is up with the mason jars?
They’re not new and they’re not exactly easy to drink out of.
Oh, wait. These are the same people that have returned to the penny farthing….
http://nabewise.com/nyc/rankings/v9-top-hipsters?page=2&text_fallback=true
This is sickening
Geez. Even Bay Ridge made this list of “Hipster Neighborhoods in NYC” — albeit ranked 49th. At least Bensonhurst is on that list (yet)…
That should read: “…Bensohurst is NOT on that list..”
Yeah but Little Italy is. thought they had “mechanisms” in place to take care of undesirables.
Little Italy was pretty much swallowed by Chinatown long ago anyway.
Yeah, tell us about life behind the COCA-Cola sign in LIC.
These people need glasses, oh wait…
No matter how hard they try, the raw truth of their xenophobic thinking surfaces, and plainly so….
“There were regular drug deals up and down my block. Unsavory types that spilled out of public housing projects stared at me wherever I went.”
This is not subtlety at all. This is ‘nice’ racism. This is friendly facism.
I’m telling you, when this gen’s lil’ Adolph and his goons come along, these pigs will be ripe for the picking by him. He’ll have them marching lockstep in no time at all and Urban Outfitters will be selling the uniforms. Hmmm…maybe color blocking and arm bands will be put forth as the new trend for style conscious youth everywhere…lol….
“Mommy, are you there?!”
“Yes dear, I’m here. What’s the matter?”
“A BROWN man looked at me today!”
“Oh. And?”
“What do you mean ‘And’? Didn’t you HEAR me Mommy?! I SAID a BROWN MAN looked
at today! Alls I did was step owtside into the street!”
“Where was he, honey?”
“In the street.”
“Oh my god!!! Harold!! Harold!! Ian says a brown man was in the street and looked at him! What do we do?…(drops phone and almost faints, Harold, Ian’s dad picks it up)
“Ian? Are you there Son?!”
“Yes Dad.”
“Alright, now listen very carefully to me son. Do you think you can make it to an ATM safely?”
“I think so Dad.”
“Alright. Now listen, when I hang up the phone I’m going to immediately deposit ten thousand dollars into your debit card account. If you can hold off for an hour Ian, you should be good to go.”
“Thank you Dad. Thank you SO much. You have no idea how terrified I was.”
“Oh no, I’ve got a pretty good idea. Nothing to be ashamed of Son. Listen, don’t worry. The good people of your home state are working hard from a distance to change things for the better there. Plenty of my old pals from college know how things work there. You hang on a few more years. Between the PR crews and the zeal of your generation, we’ll make NYC safe again for whitebread pansies everywhere.”
“I sure am proud of my old man!”
“I know Ian. Hey, go buy yourself a new bike for your 28th birthday, ok?”
“OK Daaaad.”
Lol!
LOLOL!
Thank god this twatwaffles haven’t found my neighborhood yet.
Wonderful – Disney Corp’s hit list…
First of all, thank goodness my and other Queens ‘hoods are not here, BUT I wish they would stay the hell out of LIC. AND Hunters Point is not a separate neighborhood, it’s still LIC, it’s just the crappy, industrial part. I can totally see it becoming Williamsburg North. Sigh…..
I take it back, my ‘hood (which I really prefer to the douchy term “nabe”), Sunnyside, was listed at 53. I see them occasionally, but they usually have spawn (I guess Queens is more kid-friendly?) AND how the hell did Flushing make that list? Any tips on how to keep them from moving to Sunnyside?
I wuda stabbed him.
Artisinal tampon has me cracking up!! Do you think he even realizes how much all the real New Yorkers on that train fucking hate him? The guy on the left is awesome – he just has that ‘I have to look away, cause if I see him again I’m twisting his head off’.
I’d bet good money that Jasper drank from a mason jar at some point in the last 24 hours. That is quite the shade of pale – didn’t think that shade was possible in August. And what muscle tone!- I wonder what gym he works out at.
Got his ass kicked in gym class 20 years ago; would still get his ass kicked today. Only, somehow, he’s flaunting it. He actually flaunts his inferiority. Why? He’s a spoiled, enabled piece of shit.
He’s a surfer, I’m sure he’s a surfer, aren’t those surfer kicks. And the tan, it’s a dead give away. The bleached hair and sunglasses, the zinc oxide on the nose and he’s got that” holding my surf board stance”, he’s so muscular, he’s a stone surfer, I think he’s a surfer thats lost. Actually the Millwaukee shirt is the product of a combined 690 hours of effort by 7 senior designers at Urban Outfitters stretched out across numerous bring your dog to work days. I do like the kewl pose, this weasel practices it for hours in front of a full length mirror and then spends the day riding and looking kewl, his whole purpose in life. Suburban Columbus, Ohio doesn’t have rail transit, so he came to NYC to give his life meaning.
A Fedora/Gabriel Stulman Nicoletta /Michael White fan no doubt. WI has the Packers. We will leave it at that.
There is nothing wrong with wearing a t shirt from another city while you are visiting or living in another entirely different city.
HOWEVER THIS IS NOT THE CASE HERE
THIS ATTENTION SEEKING, RENT RAISING, INFLATED RENT PAYING WANNA-BE URBAN, TRANSPLANT PIECE OF SHIT IS JUST SEEKING OUT ATTENTION AS USUAL
“LOOK AT MEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE”
THIS PICTURE ABSOLUTELY MAKES MY BLOOD BOIL!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
EVERYBODY ELSE IN THE PICTURE IS JUST GOING ABOUT BUSINESS AS USUAL WITH THIS MOTHERFUCKER JUST STANDS THERE WITH HIS BEARD AND RINGER T SHIRT TRYING HIS VERY BEST TO LOOK IRONIC AND URBAN
GO THE FUCK BACK TO MILWAUKEE YOU ATTENTION SEEKING, RENT RAISING, INFLATED RENT PAYING WANNA-BE URBAN, TRANSPLANT PIECE OF SHIT!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
I GUARANTEE YOU ALL OF THE REAL NEW YORKERS RIDING ON THE TRAIN HATE YOUR FUCKING GUTS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Yeah the t-shirt might be ok if it weren’t for those absolutely disgusting cut-off shorts that “man” is wearing. They look like the denim underwear the “never nude” character from Arrested Development wore (can’t remember his name)… Trying to think about how someone could leave the house, and then actually go into a city and ride the subway wearing those things makes my head hurt.
Tobias Funke, the analrapist.
Living in Portland, I’ve made it a habit to wash and shave before I go to work or go out of the house on weekends…..I guess I honestly care about my appearance, rather than try to affect an attitude of not caring.
That fuckbag look on his face, that try-hard pose and all the attention-seeking, pompous reasons this bitch had to move to gentrified Brooklyn on his parents’ dole makes me wish for nothing more than for someone to beat his pasty ass into the hot pavement.
The pose is what really pisses me off about this douche. The clothes he’s wearing is the typical hipster uniform, something I’ve become desensitized to don’t even notice anymore since I see it all over. But that fucking pose just screams “Look at me!” And, as someone stated above, there are probably seats open on the train but this jackass just had to stand in the middle so everyone could get a good look.
Nah, those uniforms still get me. How? How can you dress like that as an adult? How?
“We’re all expressing our individuality!” As soon as Target changes its “Hip To Be Square” selection, he’ll just change, along with the rest of the herd, to whatever latest commodity is offered. After all, it’s easier than getting a personality.
Aw, give Toby a break. He just learned that toe point pose in ballet class that day and he wanted everyone to see how diligently he works to perfect his art.
That’s not ballet. That’s his “I’m being nonchalant” pose from high school. You know, where after the jocks stole his Dungeons & Dragons books and he’s trying to pretend that it doesn’t really affect him.
YEAH A FUCKING TRY HARD IS EXACTLY WHAT HE IS
That fool looks like he was bred to be a victim. Somebody’s bitch. A beard NORMALLY enhances a dude’s masculinity and often gives him a tougher appearance (case in point: BLS Zakk Wylde) vs pre-BLS Zakk Wylde). The dude in the pic still looks like a bitch.
My 14-year-old brother dress like this, because he’s 14 and still a kid. I imagine it’s really warm over there in NYC but there are ways to dress for the heat while still looking like a grown-ass man. I mean really.
Also, that outfit would not look out of place in CA (where I live) if you were going to the beach or whatnot, but it is very clear he is not, so why? What purpose does wearing that outfit serve? His pasty ass sure isn’t going surfing and with those even-more-out-of-place glasses on his face he’s probably going somewhere in the city, so….why?
LOL Shorts like that have been around since denim was invented though that particular length is actually the length for, not surprisingly, women. Mens shorts tended to be even longer ‘knickers’…
I’m less bothered by his clothes than why the hell he has pancake makeup on his face….is it self-tannner??? why tan just your face when your spindly little limbs are so ghostly and will be on full display?
Ohhhhhhh….ok….i get it….the whiter your skin, the less brown you might be…..uh huhh….
still, that doesn’t explain the face makeup…
HE IS A FUCKING TRANSPLANT TRY HARD PIECE OF SHIT
NATIVE NEW YORKERS ALL HATE HIM
You know he went out and bought a stripper pole so he could practice his subway pose…fucking queer faggot sissy ass pansey cunt good for nothing motherfucker. I hope he has normal cousins and brothers and sisters and they are all passing this die hipster post around and laughing at his sorry ass
The HBO show girls has damaged Brooklyn’s image forever.
Only another reason as to why I’m proud to have dropped HBO.
He kind of just looks like a hipster riding the train listening to music and not bothering anyone.
So speaketh a hipster….
“He kind of just looks…”
Go scrub the hipster off you with some iodine and pick up a book on English composition or you’ll be jackbooting your brand of retardation wherever you go.
I SAID “GO!!!”
You missed the point. His very presence, like he just escaped from cul-de-sacia and wandered onto a train, irks every New Yorker around him. Like seeing a monkey in a 3-piece suit and a briefcase on your train. You know that something’s very, very wrong.
omg, that had me cracking up, PBR… I would much, MUCH, rather see a monkey in a three-piece suit riding the subway than this POS. In fact, that would most certainly make my day, if not week LOL….
you stupid bitch, what the fuck do you know about anything? Hes bothering everyone and anyone who isnt wearing skinny jeans aren’t fucking pussies in a 20 ft radius.
Then he should be back with the gray-haired guy on the left, who’s actually doing that.
He’s actually dead and is thinking about falling over. Somebody already stole his Sherpa hat and scarf. Failed at being a zombie…
Definitely a hipster. But not a transplant. He’s a Brighton Beach-native.
What a homo. It’s not so much the clothes as it is the fucking look on his face. Don’t give a shit what you listen to or dress like, it’s that smug bullshit pretentious attitude that kills me. By the way don’t send him back to Milwaukee, we have enough of them here already. They should be shipped by crate to the rainforest so they put their “gardening” skills to use and re grow some fucking trees.
‘smug, pretentious, bullshit’
Dead The Fuck ON.
They fucking reek of it more than they do B.O. and weed.
If the SmegMegans aren’t uptalking every sentence or starting every sentence with “So…” or sounding like they’re shoving every word out their sinus while taking taking a shit at the same time, then the Caleb’s are posing the air of disdain and self-righteous superiority.
They’ll be their parents guffawing at the country club in no time at all…
I bet all of you that he’s not even from Milwaukee. He probably just bought that shirt to look cool. Which is ten times worse.
True. He’s probably from Appleton or Menasha, but can’t drop that as street cred. Milwaukee, though, will get the occasional person asking “Did you live there, or did you just get the T-shirt?”, giving him the opportunity to tell them about how he’s a fixture out there.
LOL So was Jeffrey Dahmer
One of the saddest things about Milwaukee (my home town!) is that the only things left of its muscular, stinky, grimy, hard-working history are cutesy tshirts touting its industrial past. It’s been seriously blandified since the late 70′s. There was nothing like the yeasty smell of the breweries at full blast on a hot summer’s day (when I grew up Schlitz, Blatz, Gettelman, Miller, and Pabst ruled the town – now only Miller is left. And NO ONE drank Pabst for years after it bailed in 1996 and threw hundreds of folks out of work. Suck on that, hipsters! Working man’s beer, my ass).
I love Milwaukee but can’t stand to live there, which is why I came to NYC 28 years ago. I always thought of myself as a New Yorker trapped in a Midwestern body.
That sounds like Pittsburgh. A city with a strong industrial past which due to the death of industry in America has just become a memory on merchandise.
I don’t even know if this area could even be considered the Midwest, South, or Northeast anymore since it’s situated somewhere between all 3. We have our fair share of hipsters…but really most of them end up moving to other cities after college. And even the hipsters that move here from other areas don’t end up staying too long here.
I’m actually surprised more hipsters haven’t considered Pittsburgh. It’s cheap and relatively easy to get around…but it really isn’t a bike friendly city by any means. And the job market isn’t that great either unless you’re in the healthcare industry or banking….or sports (Pittsburghers love their teams!).
I’m assuming the majority of the hipsters that have invaded New York from Pennsylvania come from Central PA. Central PA is more like Alabama than anything in the Northeast and there’s nothing there except farmland and small towns. Southeastern PA is ten times different than Western PA and Central PA. There’s Lancaster, Reading, Philadelphia, West Chester, etc…and it’s 30-45 minutes from New Jersey and over an hour from NYC.
There was an attempt to hipsterize it back about a decade ago, but most of that fell through when the tech bust killed the entertainment site IPO industry. I’m glad to hear that Pittsburgh’s plague is mostly gone: I like the place, and I’m horrified at the thought of it becoming another Portland.
Just don’t let them start calling the hipster-infested neighborhood “Larryville”.
Hipsters r’jagoffs n’at – Pittsburghers don’t have much of a tolerance for posers, but will buy you a drink the second time you come into their bar.
Agree. But brace yourself. Lancaster, PA (where I live and work) or more specific, the downtown area of the “city” has it’s share of hipster-shit. It’s subtle, but encroaching. A seemingly “vibrant” art gallery scene and a half-assed art school has brought many members of this scum to our streets over the past decade. Right across from my office sprung a “reclaimed” wood artsy fartsy “studio” selling fucking picture frames, clocks and other dreck worthy of the best Williamsburg hip-waifs. Then there’s the famous central market, once the showcase of the best local Mennonite and Amish produce, crafts, food now invaded by greasy bearded sustainable, organic, artisnal $14 per pound veggie- shilling hipsterati.
That can’t possibly last, can it? The Amish (and people buying Amish furniture/crafts) most certainly can discern quality craftsmanship from hipster dabbling. One would hope.
Oh dear. As a Midwesterner, I am saddened and sorry. Believe me, most of us do NOT look like that.
Hey, we understand all too well. Yet another “I got my ass kicked in high school every day by the anime club” reject, but he’ll wear the Milwaukee T-shirt so he can tell insane lies to other transplants about how he was soooo popular and beloved back home.
Jasper thinks that he can rep Milwaukee to have street cred over the transplants from the Iowa farm and Dogfelcher’s Falls, Ohio (although I’m sure he’s from a wealthy section of Wisconsin that’s not even close to the city limits).
“wealthy section of Wisconsin”
This cockrag does not represent the working class of the Midwest. All these creative urban wannabes have some type of parental subsides or other unearned money from Cul-de-sacia. There is no way in the fucking world that these unviable mental/social defects can prance around ALL DAY dressed like this, loaded up with expensive electronic gadgets, slurpping trendy coffees and microbrews, slopping down overpriced artisanal snacks and still be able to pay for their $2500 gentrification closet all in the name of BEING SEEN and telling everyone you are “FROM BROOKLYN”. Interloping, store bought bitches. Why do they ALL have that smug look on their faces that begs for a violent beatdown? Are they immitating each other like they do with everything else? Is it a look of fear of real NYers or people who work? or is it the affect of some type of medicinal withdrawal? Either way, a healthy bitch slap cracking some glass into his eye would be temporary fix.
Actually, thats a friend of mine, raised in brooklyn, proud to be from brooklyn, and still lives in brooklyn despite the masses of idiots that live here – and he actually has a really great job, and contributes to society, and maybe he’s standing because he knows all the disgusting things that happen on subway seats cuz hes a new yorker… and since when does wearing a tshirt with a proper noun plastered across it make you immediately associated with it… i guess everyone who wears nike shirts supports underage sweatshop labor, and polo shirts are only worn by the 1% that play polo, of course if you have a band tshirt on that must make you the lead guitarist, and those of us who have university tshirts were obviously born inside that institute of the higher learning… you guys have heard of this place called college, maybe?
I say bullshit – however if this is true he’s an HGH. A new term for New Yorkers who get poisoned by the perpetual infant disease. Home Grown Hipster – HGH. I feel bad that he’s ashamed to dress normally.
Vickie,
I have been riding the subway my whole life, and I have NEVER once heard of a native New Yorker who chronically stands because he/she ‘knows all the disgusting things that happen on subway seats’. And if he is too grossed out by what happens on subway seats, what the fuck is he doing touching the pole?
Sorry, it just doesn’t fly.
Uh… Another native here who’s been riding the subway even BEFORE I was born, I have never avoided a subway seat because of, as you say, ‘the disgusting things people do on subways.’ That’s a new one on me.
I’ve never heard of a Home Grown Hipster, but I love it. I think this spindly little omega-man could use a little of the other HGH though — Human Growth Hormone.
Like in “Serpico” where Serpico starts off as a normal Italian working class guy and then starts hanging around hippies (the hipsters of his day), grows a beard, starts wearing a fedora all the time, moves to the West Village with a nasal, quirky blonde….
At least Serpico fought against police corruption and had a job. These assholes want you to believe that their ices are actually cruelty free, that there’s nothing wrong with having BO, and cardboard sword fighting is a legitimate sport/activity.
I love how the new defense for these unoriginal wannabes is that they ALL have these AMAZINGLY LUCRATIVE CREATIVE CAREERS that allows them to aimlessly shit around all day.
Die Hipster said that this picture was taken while he and the others on the train were “trying to get home after a day of work.” Is this hipturd on his way home from work as well and, if so, what kind of “really great job” has a dress code that says “dress like a 4 year old that has been told they can wear whatever they want today.”
He must have went to the gym to work out after a grueling day at his “really great job” and didn’t change out of his gym clothes.
That dude doesn’t look like he’s set foot in a gym since high school.
Whaddya mean? Looked how ripped and athletic he is.
If you’re counting the muscles around his anus, that’s probably true. With that much butthurt, “Vicky” is a walking Goatse poster.
LOL @ “Walking Goatse Poster”
Oh, c’mon. He was a GOD in high school gym. In fact, in Dogfelcher Falls, being called “Spaz” in gym was an honor only reserved for their brightest and best.
Jasper’s other moniker at Dogfelcher High was ‘The Money Stick’ for his daily use as the lunch money dispenser. The school bully would just walk up to him, lift him with 1 hand and shake until his lunch money popped out of his pocket. Soon enough, even the laid back regular students saw how much fun it was to use the Money Stick, and they joined in on days when the bully wasn’t around. Eventually, even the 8th grade emo girls started shaking the Money Stick for quick change for the soda machine. This is what Jasper means when he tells the other flyover transplants ‘I was really popular in high school’.
Almost the instant that some hiptard says he or she is ‘in media’, most people now know that is code for ‘on the dole’ and/or ‘parentally funded’. ‘Creative’ is so loosely defined and so badly watered down now and so without risk that a blind billy goat could fit the criteria.
vickie, I bet your cankles are thicker than his neck.
No, he actually has a really great job, and contributes to society. Owns his own local, quirky, sustainable business. Has nice, flexible hours. Contributes to the local pols’ reelection funds. Cuts down on street crime by shooing away street corner criminals. Runs low-income undesirables out of the nabe for the landlords. He;s a crack dealer.
I don’t know MD…I think you have to have at least one testicle to sell crack.
With those shorts, this dude can’t have any at all.
Fuck you, Vickie!! You’re a lying, transplanted sack of shit. Go back to Ohio and give your dad the rim job he asked for at Christmas. And, as for college, I have 2 advanced degrees neither of which are in basketweaving. Sanctimonious cunt!
Isn’t college the place where you learn that run-on sentences are bad? No, that was high school. If educational institutions had the same lemon laws as auto companies, you’d be recalled and scrapped.
Vicky is definitely this dude.
You gotta love the fact that DH has just as many gentrifying yupster defenders and clowns like this logging into this site everyday as is does people who hate these fucks with passion.
“underage sweatshop labor”…….bwahahahaha
it’s the shorts that really seal his fate…
His arms are skinner and less defined than the pole.
Nice cut-off jorts player lol
DH, just thank God you don’t live in my neighborhood or take the L train on a daily basis. I wish I had a secret camera on my shirt lapel to snap the passing parade of screaming LOOK-at-ME’s that I see every single day. It’s depressing daily freak show.
dont carry hate in your heart
Really?
What if it’s all you got left?
I don’t have room for it anywhere else. For that to be possible, I’d have to be Goatse.
as long as you don’t get angry, i think hate (with the proper target) is ok.
Jesus, look at that homo ballerina. Look at the way he’s standing—like he’s about to do a fucking pirohuette in his red slippers. You should put that pic in the FAQ section, under the heading LUMBERJACKS ON ESTROGEN.
“artisanal tampons”
thats fucking hysterical
Look at how this prick is standing the middle of the bus so everyone will notice him.
Looks like all the seats are taken. Where is he supposed to stand? Would you approve of a law that forces hipsters to the back of the bus? Do you know who else approved of a law that forced undesirables to the back of the bus?
Anyway, you people sure obsess over clothing. A LOT. Why do you feel so threatened by people who choose not to conform to your own sense of style? Are you really that superior? Or are you so lacking in self esteem that you must publicly ridicule others in order to feel better about yourself? The mob is comforting, I know. But when you start identifying with a mob, with people who think and act and dress exactly like you do, aren’t you guilty of the same “crimes” the hipsters are committing?
You don’t have to respond. I know the answer.
PS
Look how you commented in this thread so everybody will notice you.
Look everyone, he’s managed to fill in a third of the list now. Can we add #1 (“you’re racist against hipsters”) and #3 (“you’re a hipster too, and you don’t know it”), please?
Might I recommend the calling us homophobes next? Or perhaps the whining about jocks in high school. The whining about jocks is very popular. Got some whining about jocks in fresh today.
Hipturds wished they were jocks. They wanted to be those kids. I hated jocks (well, most of them) like all headbangers, punks and other misfits did. The difference between us “real misfits” back then, and today’s hiptard is that we actually fought back (thus earning a bit of respect).
Hipsters probably weren’t even on the jocks’ radar back in high school. Hipsters were more worried about getting smacked up by Anime geeks, punked by drama club chicks or getting swirlies from bronies.
Dude, I owe you dinner for the “getting swirlies from bronies” line…after you pay to replace my monitor. Match and game.
LOL!
Where is he supposed to stand? THE THIRD RAIL! In fact he could do some hiptard “performance art” and piss on the third rail before the train comes.
There’s no “obsessing” over the dude’s way of dress — the dude is just ugly and his clothes enhance his ugliness. No one is “threatened” by ugly and feeble. Ugly and feeble affect my eyes the way the smell of shit affects my nose.
A hipster’s way of dress is literally the tip of the iceberg. The hipster’s other undesirable qualities make it easy to take swipes at him. You hiptards have EARNED the hatred. I would say “lurk moar” and find out why hipsters are hated, but you would have to develop a thicker skin and not get butthurt so easily.
That’s the problem with trying to explain anything to people like this. When you are dealing with people who quite literally take pride in those qualities that others would be ashamed of – that level of ugliness, weakness, and fragility – there’s nothing you can say to them. They don’t want to develop a thicker skin, they take it as a point of pride to have the thinnest skin possible… and the greasiest skin possible… and the palest skin possible.
What get me is that they don’t have to be that ugly, frail or weak. I’m not saying every dude has to look like Mr. Olympia and every female has to be stacked like some chick on Telemundo or Univision, but they can still respect themselves by maintaining at least a basic level of fitness. They (especially the guys) seem to have an aversion to anything that requires hard work or effort. Some of the Megs could do wonders for their physique with some cardio and weight training (mainly squats, lunges,calf-raises). Even if it isn’t about appearance and they’re fine with how they look, there’s the issue of “take care of body when you’re young, and it will thank you when you’re older”. You also literally feel better when you’re active.
waaah waah
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This is so revealing. We knew almost everyone in our neighborhood within a three block radius. Now the f**cking tryhards have to turn getting to know your neighbor into a d**chebag art project?
The sad thing about this is Milwaukee is a great town where people actually still drink shitty beer UNIRONICALLY and take pride in their city. If ever went to Milwaukee it was to some crap hipster concert at Summerfest, but he still had to wade through the George Thorogood and Foghat fans who could eat him for breakfast.
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