Today, I saw a birthday candle-armed, red bearded, artisanal oxygen connoisseur playing the washboard on Avenue U in real Brooklyn in hopes on teaching the non-attention seeking Italians, Russians, Chinese and Mexicans a little bit of culdesacian culture. So I shoved his fedora hat down his throat, dragged him by his unique Converse sneakers to Meats Supreme and ran his emaciated face through the deli slicer like a loaf of mortadella. End of story.
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Good one! Mortadella! Lol!
I liked that one too!
Nice touch.
Thanks for the pick-up. I didn’t know they got down to Ave U. It’s bad enough up north with shit like this:
http://www.brooklynpaper.com/stories/35/31/24_lostcircus_2012_08_03_bk.html
“the Lost Circus is one of the many social performance extravaganzas hosted by Gemini & Scorpio, originally an online dating service for creative, artistic young people.”
That top photo is frightening.
and: ” VIP tea salon, $35″ WTF?
this: ““We require costuming at every event,” said Fuchs. “We have to feel they are part of the event. We want to see that you read the invite and you want to be here.””
No problem because E-V-E-R-Y day is Halloween with these people.
“Larisa is great because she puts artists in touch with each other and says, ‘Why don’t you do something together?’” Yeah, possibly like leaving for Ohio?
One life lesson I’ve learned over and over again: Any time someone uses the term “Bringing People Together”, run for the hills. It means that person has no talent whatsoever and tries to hide behind others with talent (even when said talent includes banging pots and pans and playing the kazoo in the subway at rush hour).
Alternative meaning: “Big Fuckup Ahead”.
Agreed. What it comes down to with the “Bringing People Together” people is that anybody who wants to participate has to go through this person, allowing the twit to relive high school as one of the cool kids. Well, until participants start asking what they’re getting for admission and booth fees, and why the organizer blacklists anybody who dares question his competence and impartiality. It’s like the bookshop owner who organizes book and poetry readings “to build community”, but amazingly the only people allowed to do readings are close personal friends, family members, and anybody else willing to jam their tongues straight up her ass.
I knew I forgot to write up a Hipster siting! I’m walking home from my REAL job to my apartment that I pay too much money for because of these transplants and lo and behold I see one. Sitting in the shade(the sun would sear their artisianal flesh), dressed in black, wearing one of those ridiculous pork pie hats in front of a kebob restaurant (without any food of course, they are self righteous and do not have to order and can sit wherever they want) reading a book. What is the title?
Ready?
Wait for it…
“Living absurdly.”
Swear to God.
HAHAHAHAHA! I wish you could’ve gotten a picture!
I just can’t think of birthday candles the same way ever again after reading this LOL
It’s shits like these that ran me out of Chicago 8 years ago, when their mere presence in the neighborhood I grew up in jacked my rent from $450 to $1,650 over a period of five years. Sure, now I’m stuck out in the stinking desert where life is cheap and almost everybody’s an asshole … but at least they’re not hipster assholes. But I’m worried that they’re on their way – Las Vegas has a blighted area south of town that’s now designated as “The Arts District,” so it’s probably only a matter of time before I have to listen to somebody babble raptuously about that wagyu on an artisinal baguette they had bike boy deliver to their underairconditioned artiste’s workspace on a 115 degree day. Fuck.
My husband and I were in Vegas last August (during a record heat wave, of course) and got a big laugh out of the “Arts District”. As far as I could tell it was a bunch of run-down buildings with crappy murals on them and skinny hipster poseurs in front. Ugh. It looks like the only place that they could infest. They just don’t have enough irony to do justice to Las Vegas.
thank God I am in Dyker Heights.. they wouldn’t dare come over here..hehehehehe
I hate how these pussified yodels are slowly creeping into bay ridge . ” Lik yah bay ridge is so cheap and affordable , after my one year lease is up I’m probably gonna move back home cause NYC is getting too expensive ” . And the worst part of it all is that they’re not noticeable , so they try to make themselves noticeable by riding their rainbow colored fixie bikes up and down 3rd ave thinking people want to stop and take pictures of them . The influx of pudgy grotesque blonde pixied haired dykes here is off the roof ( not that i have a problem with gay people ) . In 2 years time , a one bedroom in bay ridge will go for at least 1600 , mark my words . And in the forthcoming future there will definitely be a resurgence of crime in bay ridge curtosy of people who can’t stand seeing their home town turned into a shithole of whisimal faggotry . Like yah .
Funny, I remember a time (pre 1996) when seeing an “artist” with pink hair and rainbow clothing on a painted bike was really cool. When New York really was a place for quirky and different people. Of course, the key word here is “different” as in “misfits” or whatever.
Nowadays when I see an “artist” on a painted bike with rainbow clothing, I want to resurrect Charlton Heston and bring the Second Amendment to NYC.
http://www.amtvintage.com/home.html I am sick of the HIPSTERS they are invading JERSEY CITY the most invaded immigrant strong hold of north east yet here comes the plague and the HOT weather Hat crowd stick sickly thin arrogant assholes are here! CANT wait for the welcoming committee to POUNCE on these fucking FOOLS …. oh the fucking link is the home base of Two Assholes one GUY with Died BLOND hair wearing his wife’s jeans they think they are special… Bricks through the window AMT
So Grove St. PATH area is Ground Zero for coffeeshops and skinnypants shops? I was down there this week and saw a pasty white Mom (via NESE Billyburg born in Akron) with multiple tats and hair tied up like a kewpie doll pushing baby hipster while dragging tiny hipster mutt down Columbus. You’re right, it’s begun.
Motherfucker! These assholes made me hate Brooklyn; I just hope they leave The Bronx alone, but I have a feeling it’s only a matter of time. I’m no fascist, but these pretentious, glorified white trash posers make me wish we could round their candy asses up, and force them to stay in Portland, or Seattle, or wherever the fuck they come from. I grew up in NYC back when it was dirty, and not all that safe, but at least it was a real place, not a fucking playground for pussyfied dickholes from the mid-west and the other coast. Gimme the Jews, the Russians, the Dominicans, Italians, Chinese and Pakistanis, they are what really makes NYC truly interesting and vibrant.
Keep your artesanal bullshit, I’ll have a cup of Bustelo, and while you’re at it, Burlesque went out with the Ed Sullivan Show, bitches. Another thing: People throughout the world wear tattoos and other body modifications because of religion and culture, sometime a mixture of the two, not because it’s the thing to do in Williamsburg, you fucking twits.
I have spoken.
A similar thing has happened here in East London, specifically around Dalston and Lower Clapton neighbourhoods of Hackney.
I’m not going to say that these neighbourhoods were perfect before the hipster infestation, because it wasn’t and nothing ever is. But they were neighbourhoods of different people from all over the world, and many hard-working, non-attention seeking immigrants wound up in those parts of London when they first arrived in this country.
It was also a place for the occasional artist and writer, because the rents were lower. I do mean occasional, by the way, because you didn’t have everybody pretending to be an “artist,” “writer” or “photographer.” I wonder what would happen if those claiming to be one of those three professions did it for real for a month, or even a week, rather than just playing.
(East London was also generally known for its Jewish population earlier in the 20th century, which gave it a great deal of culture.)
Now, however, real estate prices have skyrocketed, people have been displaced and you have these white, 20-, 30- and even 40-somethings, pretending to be artists and treating everybody around them with absolute disdain. They have completely sterilised and destroyed certain neighbourhoods
There have even been reports of immigrant families having Sunday picnics being pushed off of London Fields by hipsters.
It’s truly disgusting.
Definitely an international infestation friend. You, Berlin, St.Petersburg, Paris (though, how would they notice? lol )…every country’s got them so long as they know how to a) borrow money from the ‘rents ( parents ), b) know how to live on other forms of credit ( such as off college loans they’ve no intention of repaying for degrees in Dramatic Dog Dance ), c) have perpetual room mates who do the same things and d) skip town when the debtors come calling.
Hipsters are in the south bronx already. They hover around yankee stadium and south of 138 street. I see hipsters everyday in the bronx. Brooklyn is a wash with hipster scum.
Son of a bitch! I grew up in The South Bronx, back when assholes like that wouldn’t set foot anywhere near the place. And OK, the place was poor, and not too safe, but the overwhelming percentage of the people there worked hard and minded their own fucking business. Those jerkoff hipster jokers are just an affront to any New Yorker who isn’t interested in the latest fad, foodie trend, or 20-something “artist” types who think they invented “cool”, whatever the fuck that is.
I have spoken.
Amen.
So Die Hipster has made it to the big time—name checked in the NY Times Style section:
http://www.nytimes.com/2012/08/05/fashion/montauk-feels-the-effects-of-too-many-hipsters.html?_r=1&src=me&ref=style
Congratulations, DH!
Yeah, he actually emailed me to ask to speak on the phone. We ended up just sending a few emails. He usually just does political articles but for some reason he felt the need to do an anti hipster article.
Don’t let them corrupt you DH.
You know how it works…one minute they just want to talk to you , next thing you know, anti-hipsterism is hip, and you’ve been co opted.
I don’t think we have to worry….your hate & rage is too pure.
Never, ever trust the NYT.
Ditto. Do NOT trust the NY Times.
I think it’s great the site was mentioned and hope it helps you guys…hipsters need a wake up call so they can see that outside their own circle, people ain’t all that impressed….
Hating “hipsters” has been hip for years, guys. Yet, in all this time I’ve yet to see a reasonable justification for it. It would be one thing if “Hipsters” (I put quotes because, to be honest, I have no idea what the word truly means) acted in some sort of organized affront to… non-”hipsters”(?), then at least one could make some sort of a case against them. Yet, their very non-stand is somehow reason enough for people to get their panties in a bunch on a daily basis.
Hating people for how they dress and how they spend their afternoons has got to be the peak of pettiness. I feel sad for all of you.
Yeah, we hate them for their clothes…. You’re a dumbass.
Among unforgivable deeds such as, riding bikes (the economical bastards), drinking PBR’s and espressos (the nerve of some people), and not having jobs (almost like we’re in some sort of recession or something).
It’s a good thing you don’t “know” what a hipster is – you fucking nasally beardo.
If name calling is really the best you guys can do to try to prove a point, I’m guessing that “hipsterism” is here to stay. Stay classy, guys.
I could personally remove your colon with a flick of the wrist. you see, I am a real man and could physically embarrass you and then triumphantly take your women. talk ischeap string bean arms
I don’t doubt that. You’d probably give her the best lay of her life lol
Aw Jesus Christ, here we go again! Come back when your voice changes, kid.
1. It has nothing to do with being “hip”. A few of us have been involved with REAL counterculture groups possibly longer than you’ve been alive or when you were still in diapers and your parents were in the process of making sure you’d become the pussified beta-male hiptard you are today. We could care less about being “hip”, since “hip” is another way of saying “trendy” and back then the second worst thing to be was “trendy”. Being a “poser” (you fucktards) was the absolute worst. Fools would draw blood over being called a poser.
Oh, and knock it off with the “I don’t know what a hipster is” routine. It’s as tired and lame as yourself. If someone yells “HEY! YOU HIPSTER FUCK!” on the street, it will be you that turns around.
2. It isn’t just clothing. It’s as combination of factors which are covered in great detail on this blog. The hiptard’s lack of style simply makes it easier to identify him for justifiable ridicule. The hipster’s mode of dress is merely a bastardization of styles ripped off from other subcultures and ruined.
Let’s face it, hipsters only dress the way they do because its SAFE to do so in 2012. If this were the 80s or early 90s, you and other hiptards would be looking like everyone else. Back then, many of us (punks, skins, headbangers, rivetheads, deathrockers/goths/wavers, artfags, skaters, etc) actually had to fight or take a beating for looking and BEING “different”.
A hipster (at least the males) lack the ability to fight and the courage to take a beating for what they believe in (they really don’t stand for anything since that requires a backbone). It must be a bit of a mindfuck for a hipster female to know her boyfriend not only has more feminine traits, and less upper body strength than herself, but also sucks a better dick (the average hipster beta-male would sooner suck and swallow than take a punch).
3. The hatred towards hipsters is REAL (something you and your hiptard ilk will ever be) and has nothing to do with being fashionable. I can understand why you would think that way since everything you do is based on impressing someone else. You guys are all about the “pose”. Too bad you do a horrible job of even that. The only time you guys do consistently well is when you’re trying too hard, and/or failing.
4. Although the intensity of anti-hiptard sentiments on DH vary considerably (I’m quite tolerant), we’re dead serious in our dislike for you and your kind. I’m the guy who is praying that one of your hiptard brethren is dumb enough to let something snarky fall out of his mouth within earshot of me. Punking you fools is almost as fun (but not nearly as satisfying) as smacking the shit out of you.
“I have no idea what the word truly means…”
I stopped reading you at that point because you just nullified whatever point you were going to make.
Come on man. How could you not hate these red bearded, vuvuzela allergies voice, children of the corn, fixed gear, pixy stick armed, art yuppie on estrogen, apple products jockeys?
First, that little worn-out word game trick you started off with. Seen it a million times: “Hating hipsters makes you a hipster yourself, because you might just be hating them ironically.” Does this seem like the sort of place where you can play pseudo-clever word games and anyone would actually fall for the trick?
Second, you actually seem to understand that hipsters do nothing whatsoever, contribute nothing whatsoever and are completely passive to the point of being passive-aggressive. And yet you think this is a positive quality. Someone needs to explain to you that there’s a big difference between being passive and being a pacifist.
Third, please don’t feel sad for us. I’ve seen all kinds of furries and Bronies and high school bully magnets signing off an “argument” with a line about feeling sad for normal people. It doesn’t make you sound eloquent or noble, or like you’re taking the high road. It just waters the phrase down to the point where it now means: “I feel resentful of you.”
Fourth, as your other comments prove, you haven’t spent any time reading through the blog before posting and you didn’t intend to. As soon as you were called out on your lack of homework, you immediately fell back on a strategy of trying to irritate people with a snarky sarcastic tone and then screaming “ad hominem” when they reacted.
Ladies and Gentlemen: this is very much a classic example of an Ed-style whiner. Fot the alternative “Stevie style”, please see Kizone Kaprow.
Voldemort, your a pussy. If someone was talking shit when you were on the subway, you wouldnt say shit. You would raise your nose up like a little pussy snob vaginaboy and look the other way, because, like all other hipsters, you are a coward, have no athleticism, cannot do ANYTHING manly, and compensate for it by banging on cheese graders, making crappy paintings, wearing faggot ass clothes, looking like a bum, and generally being pathetic all around. I box in my spare time, you fucking pansey. When I’m not boxing, I fucking work. When I am not working, I am teaching boxing for side cash. You little faggots dont work, you play kickball, tightrope walk, ride unicycles, shop, blog, eat fine food, AND YET YOU WONDER WHY PEOPLE HATE YOU? FUCKING STUPID!
yet you took time out from your artisanal coffee and cruelty free scone break to come hang out here. You are obviously one of those cretins, so please go the fuck back to Wisconsin.
Oh, geez. Reading that Neiman Marcus has its own line of Montauk jeans should tell you exactly how commodified the hipster look is. For those not familiar with the company, Neiman Marcus is an institution in Dallas…if you call “workfare for otherwise unemployable SMU graphic design grads” an institution. If Needless Markup is hyping pseudo-Brooklyn hipster shit, it’s because it’s so safe, so inoffensive, and so profitable that even the yupster scum in its purchasing department figure that carrying it is worth the effort. And coming from the company that offered exclusive NM garbage bags that were the same color as biohazardous waste bags, and whined to biohazard bag manufacturers that they should change the color of their bags so garbagemen would pick up the NM bags, that’s saying something.
Jesus fucking christ. They expected biohazard bag manufactures to stop what they have been doing for DECADES, SO HIPSTERS COULD MAKE A FAGGOT ASSED SHOPPING BAGS?
DIE HIPSTER SCUM
Same here in Atlanta, tons of hipster douchers…
I hadn’t been to L5P in quite awhile, but last time I was there it was a Hipster Hive. Same with East Atlanta.
I miss Meats Supreme
Fled to New Mexico a few years ago.
103 degrees in Portland today….the hipsters are on their porches, guzzling PBR and ready to terrorize pedestrians tonight. No wool hats in sight….and no hipsters except for the one at the coffee shop – the slowest barista around, who was wearing a nasty t-shirt a bum wouldn’t be caught dead in, showing his bird chest.
Oh please.. I live in San Francisco and we’re overrun with hipster scum.. They’re destroying this town
San Fransisco has been overrun with hipster scum, aka hippies, since Lyndon Johnson was in the oval office. It’s the same people, only the styles change slightly.
It’s not the same people. Hippies at least left a legacy of cool music behind them and really were ahead of their time. Plus, I’ve known quite a few hippie chicks back in the day and I can tell you they were waaaay sexier than any Meghan ever could be. And they were a lot of fun in the sack.
Hipster chicks, on the other hand, I wouldn’t touch with a 1,000 foot pole. Besides, compare Jimi Hendrix with Drew and the Medicinal Pen and you know the rest.
One other thing. Hippies knew when they were getting too old and gave up, cut their hair and got jobs by 30 (or died of drug overdoses – either way win-win). Hipsters never grow up and act like they’re still in kindergarten past 40.
Co-sign. As much as I (verbally) bashed hippies (mostly in jest) in my teens and early 20s (it was the “punk/skin” thing to do!), I have to agree with you. People are confusing “What appears to be” with “what actually is”. They forget that hipsters have stolen every bit of their steelo from someone else. The fact that hippies were content to live in communes away from the “normals” puts them in a whole different solar system than the hipster. Hipsters thrive on being seen by the “normals”.
Also, the Hells Angels in the late 60s used to crash at hippy communes (LSD was the uniting factor). Can you imagine hipster (who has no concept of respect or “man rules”) around any outlaw biker for an extended amount of time without receiving a serious beating?
I’m reminded of stories about the early days of Haight-Ashbury, where some yup thought he’d make money by running a bus that allowed tourists to see the hippie capitol in safety. The guy stopped when one hippie responded to the “Look at the freaks” vibe by running alongside the bus with a big mirror.
Uh, I have to say I’ve known a few H.A.’s and they were *in no way* even slightly warm and fuzzy with hippies…at all…..getting mixed up with them was a bad deal but that’s usually where it started – a deal….The hippies, too, would try to weasel out of paying debts in nasally voices and an entire commune would be cooking dinner and doing biker laundry till they were told otherwise….
….lots of desert out there and no law….little fairy unicorn stories are of zero interest 2 guys with lengthy records…
Oh, I believe you. I got that bit of info about the hippies & HAs from Sonny Barger’s book. I’ll admit I was taken aback when I read it. I couldn’t help but think the relationship — at least from the hippie’s end — was “Don’t piss these guys off, give them what the want and don’t disagree with them”.
About 2 months ago, I was graced with the presence of a “bike gang” of hipsters riding down Avenue U (sitting at the light on Ocean Ave.) apparently heading down towards Flatbush so they could ride their little tinker toys over the bridge to Fort Tilden. I was fuming!!
Today’s Non-Hipster Succeeding:
Me and my buddies used to go “bike jousting” with broomsticks with each other around the neighborhood. Then we all turned 15, got our learners’ permits, got jobs and grew up. End of story.
Winnahhhhh!
Thank God I lived in Charlotte, NC and the only crap I have to deal with is those radical Bible thumpers and I have yet to see one stinking Hipster here but even so the city is growing
Give it time. They’re like roaches…
Hey you never know
Remember, I’m not forcing you to watch this:
The guy (?) with the shorts is particularly disturbing. The others are apparently just the regular kind of pedophiles.
Does the guy with the shorts use Nair, or does he just shave his legs every morning? Not the first time I’ve caught them shaving “down there” (from some Village Voice article linked to last year sometime) yet refusing to shave their filthy beards.
Hipster broads look at that dude’s legs and get jealous.
http://www.rt.com/news/totonto-police-hairy-g20-662/
YES! LOL!!!!
Ha!
“The plaintiffs allege that police officers created a “climate … of hostility” during the protest, in reaction to vandalism by some protesters.”
A “climate of hostility” in the midst of a giganitic crime-scene, no less. Those brutes! Just like the “climate of hostility” jews had to endure while being loaded into boxcars!
I know my rights! Wait’ll we record this on our iPhones!
ugh….please give a more serious warning before posting this human rights violation.
He really said they make
“hand made, super premium, philidelphia style non dairy ice cream”
wow. Die hipster, die
You people are really sick in the head! The hated that you are spewing against your fellow countrymen has poisoned your souls! I wish that every mention of “hipster” on this site and comments section could be temporarily replaced with “n*gger”, or some other slur so that maybe then you could recognize how dehumanizing and generally awful your comments are (probably not, though – most of you are beyond help I think).
L-A-M-E!
The cliche responses posted by you hipturds are as lame and unimaginative as your pathetic attempts at creating art.
You comment falls into the category of “Cliche Hiptard Response #1″ (CHR01): http://diehipster.wordpress.com/2012/07/03/look-what-i-found/
Oh, some of us (myself included) on DH ARE black. Go fuck yourself you self-righteous, hypocritical, closet racist sack of shit. You hipster fucks play a pivotal role in gentrification which results in the displacement of black and brown families. You are so full of shit. Don’t get it twisted. I’m not PC. I have old friends (especially those who are bikers) who could be described as “lightweight racist” by progressive or annoying “PC” types. They’re not much different than your average blue collar white dude. They don’t suffer from white guilt complexes and don’t take shit from anyone — even if it means being called a “racist”.
You don’t know me, motherfucker.
You’re a hipster. If you know one hipster shitrag, you know them ALL. For all of their claims of individuality, they’re bigger clones than the preps and jocks they so desperately wanted to be in high school. You wouldn’t by chance be in Minneapolis, would you?
Hah – I’m 40 year’s old, an Army Vet, and have never worn a fedora (or any other hipster fashions) in my life – yeah, I’m some hipster! I repeat, you people are sick and make me despair for the future of the human race.
Ok, lemme get this right — you’re a 40 year old Army vet who posts a self-righteous screed (straight out of the hiptard cliche handbook!) in defense of a subculture (which you claim to have no part of) over remarks ON A BLOG that are mostly tongue in cheek? Sorry, but any “40 year old army vet” who gets sand in his pussy over the words on DH is a fucking pussy and probably didn’t make it past the first week of basic training. You hiptards are so predictable.
Well, I;’m happy to provide you with any proof you need about my background. I was born in October, 1971. I served in the US Army as a telecommunicaions specialist (MOS 31F) from 1992-1996, went to basic training at Fort Jackson, SC, Advanced training at Fort Gordon GA, then was stationed at Fort Carson, CO (with the old 4th Infantry Division) and the 1st Armored Division headquarters in Bad Kreuznach, Germany. I achieved the rank of Specialist, served my time and was discharged honorably when my tour of duty ended. I also protected the rights of sickos, like you people, to spew your hatred from the safety of your computers. I am more than happy to schedule a face to face meeting with any of you in NYC if you would like to take your chances insulting me in person.
Ok I’ll give you the benefit of the doubt (FOR NOW) and assume you didn’t “steal” that history from someone else or simply push your imagination to its limits. If a hipster has no problem creating an online persona with the intent of making himself look good (Steve Lam), then anything is possible for a butthurt hipster.
If I wanted to be a real dick, I’ll tell you to post a copy of your 214 with personal info blurred out. During my time in the Air Force, I knew a lot of stand-up people in the Army as well as straight up morons. Nonetheless, very few of them were PUSSIES like yourself.
You’re still a thin-skinned pussy (and not a very bright one at that).
You’re still a bitch.
I’m in Minneapolis. If you’re ever in town, I’ll be more than happy to insult you to your face. Hell, the sooner I get my bike (preferably a Victory), the sooner I’ll be able to pay you a visit on my maiden cross country trip. I’ll be paying a visit to a friend in Howard Beach. We’ll see what a bad ass you are.
LOL – I’m more than happy to have a face to face with you anytime! An Air Force guy calling someone a pussy? Talk about Irony! Are you sure YOU’RE not the hipster? I can email you a scan of my discharge, if need be .
No irony here. Unlike you, I’m not a lying sack of shit. Any “40 year old Army vet” who defends hipsters against COMMENTS is either:
a.) Full of shit and is a hipster fuck himself
b.) has a son or daughter who is a hipster
If “b”, then it’s safe to say you failed as a parent.
Email for my wordpress: slayeroffauxhemians@gmail.com
If you’re ever in town, hit me up so you can get your ass kicked and your card pulled.
Nice fake email, coward!
email me at: gofuckyourself@diehipster.com
or my other account at: youarefullofshit@betamalebeaters.org
No, it’s 100% real. It’s one I made up for my wordpress account. FaceTheFacts = Str8outtaskaro.
I figured you’d say that. Did I not say you fucktards were predictable? You don’t have a DD Form 214 because you’ve never wore the uniform a day in your life. You probably didn’t know what 214 was until you googled it today. C’mon you lying hipster sack of shit. Put your money where your mouth is.
slayeroffauxhemians@gmail.com
What is stopping you? Give it a try you pussy. You’ll get a response and don’t lie and say you sent me an email because you didn’t.
It’s your turn bitch. Your bluff has been called. Your mother looks at you and is reminded why she now likes anal so much.
I’ll even check my spam filters just in case there’s 1/100000th of a chance that you’re telling the truth.
I call bullshit. Out of all of the real “hate sites” on the net, you single out a blog which is relatively insipid in it’s hate. Yeah, we believe you. LOL!
Hop on your big wheel and pedal off, Josh, before you get a hipster beatdown
Damn . .. I forgot to add – - the difference between those ‘lightweight racist’ dudes and closet racist hiptards is that the former are honest, stand up dudes. Hipsters are two-faced craven cowards.
I’m as white as they come. After working in construction (after waiting years to get into the union) with all types of people and seeing how everyone deals with each other in jest, I realized who the real racists were. Hipsters only deal with each other and never expose themselves to any other type of person. Its the ultimate circle jerk. And they wonder why all their art is the same and sucks. Sometimes it helps a little to be around these “Light weight” racist types. They are the people who don’t bite their tongues or pull any punches when they speak, whether they are right or wrong.
Never lose.
I will happily go along with that, if you agree to also:
• Go to a pro-Mac blog and replace every use of the word “PC” or “Microsoft” with a racial slur
• Go to a pro-Chevy blog and replace every use of the word “Ford” with a racial slur
• Go to a pro-Red Sox blog and replace every use of the word “Yankees” with a racial slur
• Go to an anti-racism blog and replace every use of the word “racist” with a racial slur
Hope you have an ambulance team on hand, to treat the terrible shock of living in a world full of so much imaginary racism.
You sir, are a fucking bitch and if you’re a bitch, you’re still a bitch.
Now go call your mommy and tell her someone hurt your little feelings….maybe she’ll send you some more of the money she was hoping to use in her elderly years…you know, when your turn your back on her because she’s stressing you out by being too inconvenient and sick?
grow up or die, either way…
“I wish that every mention of “hipster” on this site and comments section could be temporarily replaced with “n*gger””
But that would be stupid. Hipsters are universally despised by virtually everyone, and that includes niggers, chinks, spics, kikes, wops, krauts, fags, pakis, gypos, white trash, camel-jockeys, nips, slopes, nine-irons, drunk indians, polaks, and even Canadians — the one thing we all agree on is that we can’t stand hipsters.
We are united in a beautiful multicultural rainbow of unity in our hatred and loathing of hipsters. Why are you picking on black people?
You forgot the micks. What’s a nine-iron?
I thought I had micks covered under white trash? That makes me guilty of a hate-crime, doesn’t it?
Nine-irons generally refers to asians, so I guess I was being redundant there.
And don’t forget these:
Hahahahahahaahahhaaaa!
TOUCHE! You get a gold star my friend
Locally-sourced, I hope.
I’ll wear it … ironically.
Virtually everyone? Dude, even hipsters hate hipsters.
Good point.
Starting @3:42 . . . hipster cliches galore
Best death ever. All hipsters must die.
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Um, last time this Broolynite checked, the Russians are as much unwanted below the red line and the hipsters are above it! Hello??
I lived on E. 15th and Avenue U from the late 60s into the mid 80s, and have visited many times since then, and although I’ve described the place as an open-air mental institution many times and bemoaned its status as an intellectual wasteland, the idea of these pixy stix-armed, woolen hat-wearing, smug-faced spoiled brats prancing about the neighborhood is too much to comprehend. Although I have spotted the occasional interloper, the area is too far flung from their usual playgrounds (well, except Coney Island, perhaps) for them to consider a full-fledged invasion.