Wow! I was quite sure that by now the “Brooklyn-based” amazing band Drew and the Medicinal Pen had made it to the top of the music world. Do you remember them? I posted one of their quirky videos a couple years back. Here it is again:
Oh here is another one of them pussifying the train station to the max:
So anyway, the big news is Drew is getting married to a girl he met in Australia during his “world tour”. Just look at those two; such a true Brooklyn couple. And how did he let this woman he’s known for a few months know he wants to marry her? The zany hipster way of course. A little bit of “look-at-me-ism” by using a billboard and then telling the media; a little bit of grit by hopping a fence and climbing a ladder and a rusty bus (and fucking lying saying cops saw him and kept going); and a little bit of hipster faux-graffiti. All the clichés are there. Now if a true graffiti artist had been exposed like this – he’d already be in handcuffs. However Drew is a member of the B.G.G. – the Bloomberg Gentrification Generation and he will get to sit pretty in his up-and-coming Bed-Stuy loft and play his fucking kazoo while his girl Chelsea dices up some sustainable rooftop veggies.
They better prepare a fresh billboard back in Flyoverlandia for when Drew’s Brooklyn playcation is over and runs out of suburban subsidies and has to write “Chelsea, I want a divorce.” Damn, I hate these waste of space hipster cockroaches so much – all of them.