[Real] Brooklynites just don't understand ART.

It’s a vicious cycle.  They (hipsters) keep making art. We (normal Brooklynites) just don’t get it. They keeping making art. We just don’t get it. They keep making art. We just don’t get it.

Our simple, uncultured minds can’t look past the pseudo-zaniness and child-like paintings, sculptures, projects and performances to see the deep, deep meaning of it all. You see, to fully understand the deep meaning of this incredible art vibe that is infiltrating and blessing our once bland and boring borough, you have to have been born outside of New York City in a suburban or rural setting; have learned about NYC through various sitcoms, magazines and blogs; or learned about it through texts and emails from a pioneering bearded and nasally friend who has already made the voyage.

So now I bring you to a hipster or as he would like to be described – art revolutionary – named Matthew Silver who has been on the pages of Diehipster.com several times before as the Bedford Avenue Dancer. See HERE and HERE, and HERE. It’s a good thing Matthew has discovered his talent - which allows him to afford to live in one of the most expensive (artificially inflated) parts of the country. Below are two more recent videos of this genius that we will never understand – unless we were one of the 100,000 artists who recently moved to Brooklyn. Before you watch them, I just want to say with all joking aside: Matthew, you are a complete waste of space and oxygen. You are embarrassing. No – you are not just some care-free, quirky, urban art fanatic. You suck. Watch all your fucking YouTube videos out there over and over again; the amount of normal people actually stopping to watch you or applaud you is almost non-existent compared to the number of people that just walk by you in disgust or don’t even realize you are there. That is a sure sign that you should stop this behavior. YOU ARE FUCKING HORRIBLE AND EMBARRASSING. I would have more respect for you if you held ANY kind of job and never acted like an attention-starved 9 year old again.