Today, in the 34,000th North Brooklyn coffee shop full of tampon-shaped, bearded, thick-framed glasses wearing transplants I saw one terrified, wanna-be Brooklynite crying into his parentally-bought MacBook because he just read the truth and exposure on Diehipster.com about himself and all his nasally cousins that have ruined Brooklyn. So I dragged him to the middle of McCarren Park and put on such a fireworks show by stuffing 100 M-80′s into his ass that the FDNY came and ran over the crowd of gentrifiers with their truck that were watching. End of story.
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I would love to buy a used FDNY truck so I could run over these clowns with it.
wordpress will soon shut this blog down – it encourages violence and is in abuse of their terms.
i have made an official complaint.
there are some of us who have lived in brooklyn all our lives who will not stand for thuggery.
Get the fuck outta here!
That wouldn’t be you, unless there’s a Brooklyn Vermont. GO TIE DYE SOMETHING.
Today I saw Ethan, “from Brooklyn”, the whining 42-year-old freelance assistant creative director intern of BoCoCa’s Sit-n-Spin Collective spastically performing a Peruvian harvest dance in the middle of a rooftop sustainable Cassava and Tamarind garden as a bearded kazoolaphone jamboree played 1922 Ragtime standards, So I shot flaming arrows of dynamite from my garden-free rooftop and crashed them down flaming onto the pretentious, yuppie artisanal market below, violently burning everyone to a Brooklyn-based organic dust.
I love stories with a happy ending
I’d worry more that there’s people who look a bunch of jerkoffs doing a no-pants day or a tweed bike ride and NOT want to go Columbine on their asses.
How the hell does it encourages violence? We just talk on here, we don’t actually go out and do the things we put on here. If anything we are just here expressing our feelings, we may right certain things on this site that might sound violent I can assure you that we are not physically acting on what we say.
But we think about it…a lot
political correctness is soft fascism, shit for brains.
yes and advocating beating people because of their appearance is hard fascism you thug!
Let me guess: you were the guy who got an atomic wedgie every time you sniffed in self-righteous derision at the jocks in the locker room.
Or, maybe you’re still mad because mommy didn’t give you that easy-bake oven you wanted so bad.
I bet you see meanies everywhere you look in your precious and fragile little world. What you haven’t figured out is that it’s your reaction to it all that bothers you more than anything.
Grow up.
Sniffed. Jocks. Locker room.
wow…wee…….:)
I Freeken LOVE DieHipster!!!!!!!!!!!!!
OK Corky, let me break it down for you:
First of all, nobody physically did anything to anybody in real life. Nobody seriously advocates or plans any real acts of violence. I know the concept of real life, jokes, satire, metaphors and surrealism is hard for a guy with aspergers like you to follow but bear with us.
Secondly, it’s not about appearances but about the fact that hipsters are, without exception, complete assholes with no redeeming features. Nobody of any race, in any country, ethnicity, socio-economic background, sexual orientation or political views likes an asshole. And this blog has commenters representing all of the latter- QED.
Finally, just as you and all the other hipsters are free to act like cockrags, it is our right as a free people to express our opinions about hipsters. Even if a cheesedick loser like you gets butthurt. So get over it.
But hey, if you still don’t get it, the solution is really simple: Just stop reading this blog instead of whining about it.
Now fuck off and go stalk some other site.
no the solution is simple. wordpress have acknowledged the complaint and soon they will shut this site down.
you say nobody is planning violence. what about the video outside the kelloggs diner. if they guy had landed on his neck he could have died. is that what you want here?
and i’m not a hipster – just a concerned lifelong citizen of brooklyn.
Hey, Butthurt. Where’s your self-righteous rage when these immature fucks block the emergency vehicle exit of a hospital for a stupid “flash dance party”? Where’s the rage when a bunch of Critical Massholes drunk on PBR decide to stop riding and just block the streets or start pounding on the nearest auto vehicles or breeze through several red lights and kill some old Chinese lady with their bike? When they decide to breeze through a shopping mall off a city subway with no pants or outer garments in front of families and children going “LOOK AT MEEEEEEEEE!” ?
if they had a site saying kill native new yorkers i would complain about that two. all these things sound bad but they do not fantasize about murder on the internet like this site does.
Which is still up and running as of 10:16am Monday June 18!!!
that video of the guy who was so called thrown over outside the kelloggs dinner has nothing to do with this blog. It was posted via link on here it could have just been a random by stander that probably don’t know about this site who filmed it so how are we connected to the guy in the video? Come on it is just talk. Why are you so concerned about this blog anyway, there are worse issues on the net than this blog.
I’m not from Brooklyn, actually I’m not even from the U.S. but this blog is the finest thing on the internet today.
Wow A Hipster STALKER!!!!!!!!!!…Hipster Fishing!!!!!
spell it, dumb ass…
Thuggery??? Jesus H. Christ, did you just OD on Midol, you sniveling puddle of squirrel jizz?!! If you were really from NYC, you’d know that this is merely some harmless venting from a group of really pissed off NYers who are sick of seeing our city bastardized by a bunch of self-indulgent, over-indulged, parentally-funded adults living in a state of suspended adolescence. A life-long Brooklynite, my ass. How would you feel if a bunch of NYers infiltrated and infested your hometown and changed it to suit their taste? What if these carpet bagging interlopers came in swinging a fistful of someone else’s hard earned dollars and displaced all of the village’s poor people because they thought that your ditch water hamlet’s version of the ghetto was “authentic” and spoke to their “integrity?” Well, most of us are pretty fucking angry and since we are unable to do very much to change the situation, this is one way we vent our frustration. If you were from NYC, as you infer, chances are you would find this site to be pretty funny. I thought you hipster shit liked irony – or do you only like irony as Alanis Morissette defines it? Please, do us all a favor, if you won’t kill yourselves, then just go the fuck back to Eau Claire, WI and let us who truly care about NYC get it back on an even keel. NYC was supposed to change you, not the other way around, dick cheese maggot!!!
…and there you go….
Go fuck yourself.
Somebody should beat all these hipsters dancing on the train platform.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xTlT10qU384&feature=youtube_gdata_player
I don’t know which would be more irritating – trying to catch a train while some fuckwits are blasting ska, or trying to get past some idiots who can’t figure that a fucking train platform is not a dance floor.
Those idiots came to Brooklyn all the way from the midwest so they can sing and dance on a subway platform?
The rent is cheaper much in the midwest and there are plenty of open fields over there for them to perform on.
Not to mention performance venues of all kinds in Chicago, Minneapolis, St. Louis, Madison, Omaha, and so on. Funny how THEY are really the ones who seem to think the Midwest is uncultured.
The thing about a video like that is that it’s all so URBAN, GRITTY, AND SOOOO BROOKLYN for these staycationing, parentally-supported, fraudulent creative types to have an impromptu rave on a train platform. However, once Chloe or Hayden fall onto the tracks and get injured or worse there are lawsuits galore coming from their vapid Midwestern parents and proposals to revamp the entire subway system to make it safer for these transient pieces of shit. They must always get their way like when they threw tantrums between the ages of 2 – 21.
Thank You Diehipster For Creating This Unprecedented Magnificant Blog…Here Is What This Is About…..This Used To Be A Quiet Neighborhood, Automotive Down The Block…..
http://www.facebook.com/media/set/?set=a.2218334633357.60738.1697378036&type=3
Here is one of those urban subway tunnel explorers attention seeking 30 year olds doing shit me I my friends were doing when we were in elementary school.
Steve Duncan, suicidal twit…
Yeah, Urban Historian. Yet nowhere in the video does he show even the smallest amount of knowledge of New York history.
Steve…Uban Scavenger, Dressed In Macy’s Latest Camping Department Clothing, Backpack Included….I’m Surprised He Did Not Get His venturous Butt Kicked Back To WisconTuckey, By The Homeless That For Decades Made Their Haven Underground…What Is He Trying To Gentrify The Tunnels As Well……..
Awesome another not from New York Guy acting soooooo Keeeeewl
http://www.nypost.com/p/news/local/klynite_crowned_miss_ny_FyLm3XwBsLGGx9whIJN7fI
Miss New York is from none other than….. Brooklyn. But wait. Miss Brooklyn is actually from….. ALABAMA.
Brooklynite. The title these atteention seeking pieces of shit pay inflated rents each month for. Thousands upon thousands of dollars.
Another Transplant From The Boondock’s Of South Bubblefuck Rob’s The Brooklyn Name And Displaces Our Local Woman From Advancement’s And Grant’s!
I think that we all just need to sit down and have some Hipster Dust.
Today I Ran For County Committee, Having Never Taken The Time Myself To Learn The Process Of Election…Lo And Behold I Was Invited To Attend The New Democratic Process. As I Walked To The Meeting Place I Passed An Area That Years Ago I Recall Passing Through…An Old Greenpoint Neighborhood With Quiet Folk…Lo And Behold What I Saw Was Revealing About This Blog’s True Purpose…….Hundreds Of Bicycles Chained Up Stacked Side By Side, On Scaffolding, On DMV Signs, Traffic Stop Sign’s, As Far As The Eye Of This Old Time Boriqua Can See…..I Took Lots Of Pictures…….So I Say This Blog Is Vital To Us In These Communities Who Grew Up Here All Of Our Lives, Not Translanted, But A Part Of The Fabric That Has Unmentioned Root’s…..