LOL. What can’t these coffee stirrer limbed pussies homogenize and ruin? Cupcake and Logan tags? It seems so unbelievable sometimes that this and all the hipster nonsense that goes on is actually a reality. Fucking try-hard piece of shit rent-raising frauds.
Cupcakes are so gay.
LOL!!
I don’t understand how so many gluten-free maniacs can also be okay about wolfing down coffee and sugar.
oh yes allow me to explain this one, since i actually suffer from a real disease (multiple autoimmune diseases including celiac) that really do require a gluten-free diet (the kind where just one little fuck up can make me violently ill) ..
They’re FAKE and gluten free is a hobby for them. And I’ve seen this in action while out at an eating establishment and trying to order gluten free to have someone roll their eyes or make a comment about “Oh I tried to be gluten free sometimes” etc. No one takes this fuckin seriously. And it is the hipsters that are to blame for this, plain and simple.
When you are truly ill you don’t “try” to be gluten free, you ARE gluten free because anything else will make you sick and can set off deadly autoimmune flares.
You nailed it…my daughter has celiac and it’s no joke. Thanks to these fucktards no one even takes it seriously because they think it’s a fad or some shit.
Hey – I saw a “KOMBUCHA 106″ tag on a chicken coop.
In support of free speech I wonder if someone who went around tagging North Brooklyn with “DIE HIPSTER” tags would get reported to the authorities.
I don’t know, but I bet “Hipster = Racist Pussies” would.
How about “Republicans Rule!” thats their favorite… dont matter what your side is on, just put it up to piss THEM off. Oh and do it on their front door
fuck it, take a shit on their front door
That’s not a cupcake, that’s the waistline of his canklesaurus girlfriend.
“Muffin top” does seem to be the body rage lately.
You call them “hipster beatings”. Down here we call it an ass whuppin’.
Either way, some Grover-limbed trust fund assholes are going to get one.
I call it “Nature Running Its Course”
This afternoon I read that tattoo removals have shot up 32% in 2012. I guess folks are starting to think about childish whimsical indulgences VS employment.
Well, the coffee shops are full, Borders is dead, and the food truck thing isn’t working as well as they expected. At this point, for the ones told that Mom and Dad are tapped out, they have one of two options. They either get the tats removed from faces and hands so they can go for gainful jobs, or they can audition for the role of the “bottom” in Anal Rampage XXXVIII: Here Comes The Backhoe!
They can audition but they won’t get hired. Nobody is horny enough to pay to watch a Molly or Megan do it. Hell. Nobody is horny enough to watch that for free.
Tattooed cankle porn. Gross !
Q: What do you call a hispter riding a bike while playing a slide whistle?
A: SPLAT!
A: A blob on the radiator.
“Nature’s Speedbumps”
That is just SO fucking pathetic. Those mouth-breathing assholes really don’t have a life. And to think that they tagged that shit right after they got up at noon…
I have to say hands down this is one of the funniest posts i’ve ever seen on this site. Thanks DH for making my night. LMAO!
No problem.
I’m going to smear my own shit on a brick wall, call it a colonic art masterpiece and wait for the money to pour in.
I can only imagine what these “vandals” actually look like. Got a sneakie suspicion they look like gummy worms with sprayed on denim jeans and wool hats. Possible beards and or Elvis Costello specs. Most likely an ironic tour shirt by a hideous 80′s band. I bet they retreated to a local bar to celebrate over some PBR’s and boast about eluding capture.
Back to the “graffiti”……it’s TRASH.
I think we brought it up before, but any of the old school graffiti artists would make these guys look like shit. Hell even I can throw up a better tag than that and I am 20 years out of practice!
Same here. My weakest tags look like the work of a king compared to these hiptard toys.
That’s all I could think of when I saw this….this is absolute trash. I mean, I used to get up back in the day and hung around a good amount of quality writers, and even their worst work shits on this.
This just makes me think of how watered down the graff scene has gotten lately. Besides graff artists selling out to big name galleries and numerous companies, the game just ins’t the same anymore. All these trustafarians and floyover state runaways putting up horrible shit and then “flicking” it for internet cred on REAL graffiti forums. going over real writers pieces, using graff as a shitty vehicle to flirt with the nightlife scene…no real cred, no artistry, couldn’t do a piece worth shit, wack handstyles, no can control, shitty tags…it reminds me actually of why I quit almost 11 years ago.
I was doing my thing in the 90s when people gave a damn. When tagging wasn’t as wideknown and there was more to the game…which eventually got reduced to shitty hallows and bubble letters.
I could go on and on, but I’ll stop
Actually, I’ll reiterate what I said about graff artists “selling out”, there are some people who have managed to take graff and make money off of it and aren’t up…that’s a good thing.
I’m talking about the so-called writers that honestly just are trash and use their wack style as promotion for themselves. Typical.
Someone I know did a nice piece on the shop gate for a shop owner as an inspirational message to the neighborhood kids. Some pasty ass transplants made a complaint on how it ruins the neighborhood and looks out of place. Given that this is near Bushwick I’m surprised they didn’t get their much needed beatdowns.
Cupcakes for cupcakes
PLEASE TELL ME THIS IS A FUCKING JOKE SOMEBODY http://www.wimp.com/pencilsharpener/
Even though this guy is a “humorist”, I think it’s for real.
http://www.newyorker.com/online/blogs/books/2012/05/david-rees-how-to-sharpen-pencils.html
He looks like Dexter…
oops, without his safety glasses (come on!) he doesnt. nevermind
Unless, this guy could be the “Bruno” of book writers?
http://www.salon.com/2012/06/07/artisinal_pencil_sharpening/
its a joke…he is trying to be funny. it doesn’t really work, but that’s what he is trying to do.
He’s got the “make something simple expensive and pretentious” thing parodied pretty well….
“Logan” looks better than “DICKCHICKEN” from the last hipster graffiti post. Guess it’s about street cred. Up next, a trip to the mall to walk by behind some mall cop and say “facist” real fast. Top it off back at the loft with some PBR and a lit joint before blogging about how you fight the good fight against the man.
Wow….here is unique and super magical…..perhaps even whimsical idea…….hipsters invented……….closing the street to cars to have a street fair!!!! Suprising none ever thought of that before.
“We really focused our energy in creating passive spaces,” said Williamsburg Walks organizer Ryan Kuonen. “We’re hoping that the magic of Williamsburg will create the performances, theater, and music on Bedford Avenue.”
anyway, for a special treat look at the top picture, gut on the right. Good thing there is no hipster uniform or this guy would be wearing it.
http://www.brooklynpaper.com/stories/35/23/dtg_williamsburgwalks_2012_06_08_bk.html
‘If North Brooklynites are lucky, Elanard Jones of the band Immortal Twins will once again stroll down Bedford Avenue playing his guitar during the street celebration’
Oh how the gods have favored us…
“…amblers can look forward a roadway dotted with pedestrians playing schoolyard games, small concerts, and scrabble contests for the whole family.” I’m for the Molotov cocktail toss.
“There’s a new kissing booth on Bedford Avenue and N. Sixth Street, sponsored by the hip sex shop Shag…” Like ya, no extra charge for the Herpes.
I walked through this last year at about 6 pm; it was deserted and it sucked. Absolutely nothing happening.
OH-OH better watch out, the hipsters are getting in shape in McCarren Park:
http://greenpointers.com/2012/06/06/beastanetics-boot-camp-invades-mccarren-park/
“artists, musicians, photographers, writers, journalists, comedians, designers,
and other cool folks that you’ll want to meet”
And as usual they have to have that one black friend so they won’t seem so homogenous… Is this like an adult version of those Sunny D commercials?
Only 2 sessions a week? That’s not enough to radically change your physique like they’re promising. I’m surprised it’s scheduled before noon, though. I suppose that’s a step forward.
I guess the 12oz curls of PBR just aren’t enough.
What would happen if someone organized a bunch of REAL athletes, real thugs, real brooklynites, real hip-hoppers, real punk-rockers, real breakers, real boxers, real graff writers or basically any other group of men who are north of 150 lbs. and women who are south of 150 lbs. to “occupy” McCarren Park?
How long would it take for say, 12 gang-bangers to perminently scare off 120 hipsters?
Or two groups of 10 b-boys having an old fashioned battle to scare away 200 kickball playing logans and cupcakes?
Or just 5 13 year olds running around throwing punches?
#joccupyMCP
#roccupyMCP
#soccupyMCP
#pop-loccupyMCP
(These are not real hashtags as I’m not on Twitter, but I encourage anyone who is to start them up and explain them and see what the reaction is…)
Don’t worry, once summer hits it’s peak you’ll see the usual B-Boys doing their thing at McCarren (as always unless the trust fund brats called the the municipalities to get them away).
Just now:
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Either somebody did it or they couldn’t find any trustafarians up before noon.
This reminds me that supposedly OWS is morphing into ‘new style’ protests where they squat foreclosed homes and wait for the cops to come kick them out. That’s how they’re resisting the banks, see? lol
The only thing they spawned was the reality that they favored bongs and bongos over any actual substance. And the internal egos that conflicted, some becoming minor celebs in the process, is so typical of an idea ill designed from the start. If they wrote software, they’d produce shitware.bypansies.com
Hipster graffiti in 3 easy steps:
1) Draw some piece of shit tag on something.
2) Take a picture with your smart phone.
3) Upload to Facebook and/or Twitter.
That cupcake is UP alot…He puts in so much work in the city and gets ZERO respect for it because its a cupcake.He prob could of had a future of fame in this sport called graffiti but he has a major flaw,hes a Hipster..so instead of a name he draws cupcakes.
I was drawing better graffiti than that in my notebooks in the seventh grade! These non-brooklyn natives wish they were hardcore.
Good luck if they ever produce some work like this…
http://imgs.fatcap.org/842/opct_159ad4ce2c8a0e45036084feae8591cc.jpg
One of them will simply take a picture of it, blow it up, and sign it as if it was their own and display it in some art gallery. Hipsters are not averse to taking credit for someone else’s artistic output.
the sad thing is the person who spray painted that faggot assed cupcake was proud about it. They probably even took a photo to show their parents.
Hipster friends commended them on a spray paint well done, but then bust out their iphone to show them a spray paint of a barber moustache they put on the mens door of their homosexual hipster liberal buttfuck commune.
i fuckin hate hipsters
I wish some of these shitster ass holes would come on this site to defend their way of life. I want to see a massacre.
All of you ignorant idiots are about to get schooled. How dare you put me in a category next to some logan shit tag I never seen in my life. Then call me a hipster. All of you fucks talking right now have no knowledge of what real hip-hop nor graffiti is. If you did you would know I am a relevant born & raised New Yorkewr who has lived a crazy life out here & left their mark on NYC. Names Muffin Man. I belong to a lifestyle collective aka cru aka unit of various forms of lifestyles. If you just google cupcake nyc graffiti or muffin man ccb or muffin man graffiti & then you google yourselves you will see the contrasticing numbers of relevancy. Catch me on flickr, tumblr, twitter, instagram, and the streets of fuckin NY & London for now. I dare any of you to have a conversation with me, we can meet up in person & all of that & have a group sit down if you want. I didn’t just paint a cupcake on the street once. I did it from hundreds to thousands of times, covering more fuckin groudn then any of you. It’s a line of proof to say I was there & I didn’t have to put something up that everyone else was doing. You all are full of hate. None of you are abotu nothing real wasting your time trying to bring me down without even doing your research. I do more then just graffit, fro mextreme sports to writing to music to everything. I been living this life for over 2 decades, grew up in the rock scene, not dressign with tight clothing & listening to hip-hop. I actually grew up on the rock, proggressive, hardcore, experimental scene of music & shows & performances. I paint the street & canvas. I climb roofs & look at cops when there back is turned. I’ve been chased by police. I’ve spent nights in bookings. I’ve been cut with barbwire. I’ve been scraped from falling. I’ve slept in backyards for hours because there was no way out till the morning. Fuck outa here with all that hating! All of you are bored out your mind & have nothing to show for it. Let’s meet up, I’m a peaceful person that will put u in your place respectfully & if you get out of line I pop the fuck off. I’ve lost friends through murder out in the streets of the west bronx. I’ve seen my homies in coffins. Fuck outa here with that bullshit. You don’t know shit about me, my cru, or what we about. & yes there’s millions of dramatically errors in spelling & fragments & allthat, I could care less. If you wanna link up or have a convo reply to this or email me @ themuffinman@ccbelieve.com & fuckin click muffinman on the top hyperlinks & check my fuckin work out & catch me walking by you or my work up on the streets as u pass by thru my neighborhood. This is my street & yes my name is on it! Fuckin holla at me. CCB^
Two words. You suck.
Awesome “muffinman”… you doodled cupcakes everywhere for 2 decades from here to London and Twitter, Flickr and Instagram about it. “nights in bookings and chased by police” for cupcaking? hahahhahahahaha! You’re a fucking joke – get a life, progressive rocker. Ha.
“In the cold winter of 2009 a new icon was introduced to the graffiti scene”
I was born in the Bronx in the 60s – Get the fuck outta here…. Bronx 2009 represent!
“I’ve been cut with barbwire. I’ve been scraped from falling. I’ve slept in backyards for hours because there was no way out till the morning.”
I keep seeing shit that gets funnier and funnier. You were “scraped from falling”?? hahahahhahahahahahhahahahahhahahahahahahhahaahah You’re a fucking pussy.
LOL.
thecupcakeman@ccbelieve.com
but you’re irrelevant, from the 60′s where are you now? how the fuck am i pussy? all of you are literally coming at me crazy, you don’t even know me or what I’m about, you’re literally sucking my dick. Thanks for the love though. So wassup mr. baegra let’s meet up & have a conversation in person? Pick a spot fam.
Hey cupcakeman, sorry, but I’m not milling around the same hood for 20 years doing the same insignificant nonsense over and over again. You obviously are very butthurt over the fact that you were called out on your lameness. I was BORN in the 60s – can’t you read? That means I grew up with the birth of Hip Hop and graffiti in the Bronx, surrounded by true groundbreaking talent of legendary proportions. cupcakeman, your doodles are so insignificant and lame that you’re being laughed at, not praised. You’re being compared to douchebag hipsters. How does that feel? Now go draw a cupcake on that wall! Be careful not to scrape your knee.
die hipster. your site sucks. instead of creating a foundation for yourself you putting other people down to make yourself feel better? How are you better then anyone? Putting labels on everything. I’m bout it. That’s the bottom line.
And what foundation have you created? You got your cupcake doodle printed on a few shirts? You still ride a skateboard at 35-years-old? You still hang around the same hood slurring your slang? Still running from the cops because you haven’t learned how to do things the right way at the right times? Cmon, man, you’re a wannabe that thinks he’s a somebody because you oversaturated in 20 years. Pull your pants up and progress and develop and evolve and be a man.
You draw muffins and cupcakes. End of Story.