On this Memorial Day, this filthy fucking beardo flea bag would like to thank our armed forces for giving him the freedom to move from city to city to spread culture to the natives with his disgusting beard and be an attention-starved, gentrifying, trustafarian cunt. I would love to wrap and light a bandolier of fire crackers around this douche’s face.
oh for the love of all that is holy……..
lol
I hate beards so goddamned much it’s painful sometimes. The super gross and vile ones like this retardo gives me cardiac arrhythmia.
I went into a hypertensive crisis after reading about that flea-bitten fuck. I want to kick the shit out him…nature’s lisinopril!
I’ve been saying hipsters=hippies since this blog began, and this proves me right.
right. right. so, what is it with the lack of grooming and bathing ???? i think you are on to something here…
And when I came up, it was disrespectful to wear the flag or do anything other than fly it as a flag. And in school we raised the flag and lowered the flag and folded it. Hell, the federal building here leaves it up 24×365 until it’s in tatters.
I’ve probably been around longer than most posters on this board and I’ve seen a lot of hippies in my day. I’ve never had a problem with them. Some were cool, some were assholes, most of them I just ignored and they never bothered me.
Plus, they left behind a legacy of cool music and groovy (or kitschy) fashions which are still popular to this day.
(The only ones I do want to do harm to are Granola hippies and New Age goddesses – they’re the missing link between hippies and hipsters)
Yet, when I look at this organic lice and bedbug farm, all I can think of is dousing him with kerosine and string a match. Either that or bashing his head in with a Louisville slugger. I have NEVER NEVER NEVER had that kind of urge to beat a hippie as I do to this POS.
organic lice and bedbug farm….well said
Hey I’m an Aussie so I don’t know for sure – but isn’t there some rule in the US saying that the flag should never touch the ground? If so, this bearded fixie-riding hemp-wearing motherfucker can never sit down, and if he does, that gives the entire rest of the country permission to beat his ass red white and blue. Right?
Sounds perfectly reasonable to me.
Though it’s supposed to be the flag should be burned if it touches the ground, so we could always go with Diehipster’s firecracker idea.
Read my post above. There is a whole set of rules governing the use, display and care of the American flag. They are not codified into law, though.
They actually are – and any use in DC of the flag in advertising, etc. is a violation of 4 USC §3 – http://www.law.cornell.edu/uscode/text/4/chapter-1
I stand corrected. As to mutilation, as we can observe in the photo for this post, the law only applies in D.C. Unfortunate, since a hipster beatdown was never more deserved.
No.
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Texas_v._Johnson
You can do anything you want to the American flag, its a matter of freedom of speech. In fact it would be very un-American of someone to tell another American that he/she could not desecrate the American flag while on American soil.
Now if an Aussie burned an American flag in Australia….. well that would be of the utmost disrespect.
So this guy got up this morning, brushed his teeth, hopefully showered, got dressed, looked in the mirror and and said “damn, I look good!”. How is it possible you could leave the house like this?
i want to know how much that sweater cost
No. He didn’t shower or brush his teeth, and he slept in his clothes on a bedbug infested sofa that he found on the curb.
And he looks like smells of dog piss.
Oh, I don’t know. Because he’s a JACKASS, perhaps?
also. i would like to point out that this is the male equivalent of the burqa for women. who would want to fuck this dude without seeing what his face looks like? And the other Captain Obvious question here is: What happens if he eats pussy? Does it get stuck in there? He must be gay then, which is fine of course. He can’t eat pussy with that thing.
can’t get pussy with that thing
It’ll never happen for him anyway, so relax. NO female would ever allow him to spawn.
Pretty much. Even if I was wearing a hazmat suit, I wouldn’t get near that guy, lol.
He looks like a flaggot.
Set his ass on fire, then he’ll be a flaming flaggot!
Those things are called Penis Pouches by people who wouldn’t be caught dead wearing one.
I’m one of those people. The beardo clearly isn’t.
This guys mundane posturing of hopeful anti-fashion is a major freaking FAIL.
I have yet to meet a woman with all her teeth who sincerely finds such ragged, ugly beards even mildly attractive. Mildly amusing, maybe, but not attractive.
I was in Williamsburg yesterday visiting some friends, and we went to this bar. It was like the Canteen scene from Star Wars all of the flavors of embarrassing hipsterism on display. You are so right DH – the “LOOKITMEEEE” is the center of it all. I saw (a) a grown man blowing soap bubbles with a multi-apature blowing stick, (b) a man being drawn on with Sharpies by a girl, (c) expensive ironic t-shirts the meaning of which is still shrouded from me, (d) beards bears beards (and that was the girls), and (e) nobody NOBODY looked like they were having a good time. Leaving the bar, we walked past McCarren Park to see an adult kick ball game going on, complete with dancers on either side of the “batter” and a full field of beardo players.
So glad I don’t live in that ring of hell.
I walked through McCarren after 11pm last night, they were still out there playing kickball in the rain, hanger’s on drinking PBR’s out of a backback by the fence. What is it with the guys with long hair putting up their hair up high like old washerwomen??
oooo that’s is what is known as the “man bun” this:
I thought it was called “pile o’lice.” If it’s hanging like a ponytail, it’s called a “fuse.”
lol
*rob*
I wish Peter Boyle would have walked into the bar and the guy pictured above would have said (with snarky irony), “hey Joe – where you goin’ with that gun in your hand?” and he responded with this:
“So glad I don’t live in that ring of hell.” LOL
Stu, your description painted a vibrantly disturbing mental image. Thank you…..I think.
I think this whole flag thing started in the 60’s with hippies fixing up their pants with old flags. Then Tommy Hilfinger came a long and co-opted the flag for his label.
I see bikers/vets wearing denim jackets with the entire backs made out of the American flag.
I don’t have a problem with bikers. I’ve seen old ladies wear flag sweaters to show their patriotism.
But I’d be willing to bet that there’s nothing patriotic about this human toilet brush.
And speaking of our favorite people…..
Went to my wife’s hometown for the annual memorial day parade. Ever since NJ installed a light rail system in our area (that connects us to Philly, Princeton and ultimately NYC) I’ve seen
A few bonafide hipster sightings.
Now my wife’s town is totally blue collar. It’s small and historic – you can walk across it in about 30 minutes. So these trustfund monkeyholes and annoy the locals, take pictures, make fun of
The town and then leave – only to show up with their friends the following weekend.
So we’re at the parade with our nine year old, sweating our a**es off (it’s 90 degrees and humid). The usual stuff – Fire trucks, VFW lodge – passes by. Behind the VFW lodge is my kid’s favorite part of the parade: The veteran bikers . 50-60 Harley slowly roaring up the street in formation, each one with an American flag sticking out of the back seat.
Then we see this Joshie – full beard, clam diggers floppy ski cap and a F*#&#cking 12 foot scarf waving a home made flag sporting the Anarchy symbol and screaming OWS nonsense while walking next to the VFW lodge marchers.
All while little Marni filmed her loser boyfriend on her parentally funded camcorder.
Joshie’s ranting got cut short when this really cute female biker (in daisy dukes and a bandanna) parked her hog – about 5’-4” ran up behind him, took him down in one shot and proceeded to stomp his pasty a** like some fat guy at Altamont. Marni, still filming and screaming BS like “OPPRESSION!!!” (two cops were standing by and really, REALLY took their time in breaking up the fight).
The crowning touch was when a biker ripped the camera out of Marni’s hands and smashed it.
Much applause followed.
Wow, that was a total fapping moment for me. Couldnt do it in NYC cause nobody there cared too
Great ending to the weekend! Many thanks Pat. End of story.
lol
Cheers to the biker chick !
Any chance the footage has turned up on youtube? I would watch it over and over and over…
I dunno. it’s not an I-phone kinda town – quaint. But backward. Really backward.
My FIL – aside from the town physician, pharmacist and banker, was the only white collar guy in town.
When a local says, “I’d like to introduce you to my sister and girlfriend”, he’s talking about the same person.
Isn’t it opression if the cops curb stomped his ass? A random biker makes it a random brawl, but the systemic opression seems to be missing.
This guy is wearing a kilt. Nuf said.
BTW< I had the grandest time reading the shitstorm created in the comments of the last post by Stevie and his friend (probably Stevie too). I shouldn't even know who this person is, but obviously he's mad that his legacy pretty much consists of serving as a punching bag on this site.
And that same shitstorm caused him/them to resurrect a blog created to counteract the "hatred" on this blog…whereas that blog owes it's entire existence to this blog.
The guy was trying to be all tough, when he actually just exposed himself as more pathetic than any person I could ever imagine. Who the fuck is 35 and is STILL an unpaid intern?
Ah, good old Stevie. I can’t wait until his schizophrenia becomes so advanced that his sockpuppets start telling him to fuck off and get a life. Well, that or his boss finally decides “Why are we wasting so much time letting this little shit-tick use our bandwidth for his little ‘projects’?”
When the sockpuppets abandon ship then it’s only a matter of time before his hands turn on him and tell him to get a p*nis pump.
“Dear Abby: is it all right to fake an orgasm during masturbation?”
Did it ever occur to the “pro-DH” people that most of you guys are Hipsterimator’s sockpuppets. I’m talking about Leroy and Swamppeople in particular.. It’s that funny that out of all the people on here, probably 70% of them are just one kid who is bored? Also, p.s. I am Diehipster.
Leroy is TTR. The one you so cleverly “outed” by following the link on his posts a while back…
That diediehipster.com site is Special Edd, worlds most boring filmmaker and worst detective. He already outed Texas Triffid Ranch (whose profile is open for the world to see) and started that blog to protest the hate on this site. He also started a petition to put doors on all subway stations between the platforms and the trains so dumbfucks like himself wouldn’t fall on the tracks.
The funniest part is there are 2 types of comment on his site: people calling him on his bullshit and Stevie’s sock puppet army. While Stevie is suffering estrogen-rage and trolling, Edd was dropped on his head as a baby and given heavy doses of Adderall ever since. As a result he feels the butthurt every time a hipster’s feelings are hurt.
And such a job he did on the outing, too. Oh woe! That blistering expose was maybe, what, half as effective as a bad Yelp review, and maybe a third as well-written as one. The difference between Stevie and a typical Yelp reviewer is that the latter is almost always an unemployed and unemployable English Lit or journalism major, so those reviews encapsulate a level of butthurt that Stevie can only dream of reaching.
Ripshop has just been outed on diediehipster.wordpress.com! Guess what? He’s a non-native New Yorker and a DJ who looks like a hipster! Oh my goodness! What a surprise. Who is next to get outed?
Seriously, Edd, at this point who besides you [and sock puppet Stevie] gives a fuck?
http://www.google.com/imgres?imgurl=http://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/commons/thumb/4/42/Carlb-sockpuppet-02.jpg/220px-Carlb-sockpuppet-02.jpg&imgrefurl=http://en.wiktionary.org/wiki/sock_puppet&h=231&w=220&sz=10&tbnid=gyy1hN_CUfu5kM:&tbnh=90&tbnw=86&prev=/search%3Fq%3Dsock%2Bpuppet%26tbm%3Disch%26tbo%3Du&zoom=1&q=sock+puppet&usg=__TiVzEQJ1sSqQJuq-KiBdGngGxvM=&docid=5fA1hlBwW_fa8M&sa=X&ei=QRjFT6f-JoaA6gH_3aDFCg&ved=0CHYQ9QEwBg&dur=84
http://diediehipster.wordpress.com/2012/05/29/identity-of-ripshop-revealed-can-you-believe-it-4/
This is what passes for an “outing” to you?
I could post his name and email and phone number but he’s an innocent. He’s done nothing wrong. Just find it funny that he is from Pittsburgh and some of you are in Hawaii right now and D.C. Not that it really matters, but out of all the IP addresses of people who post on diediehipster, I haven’t found one that was from NYC.
RIPSHOP has posted on here numerous times that he’s in his 20′s, from Pittsburgh, AND that he’s a DJ. Got some more news flashes for us there Columbo??
Also, you are aware that IP address location has nothing to do with reality? Where I typically post from generally comes up at Savage or Shakopee or something like that, but I’m no where near there. They do get the state right. MN. The state I’ve always said I was from.
PS I do like your reply to Rip’s comment on your blog. Obviously we all knew that already though, because you keep coming back here…
Maybe because the real New Yorkers here don’t want to visit your pussy site?
More irony from a hipster: that you would care so much about ‘outing’ others for their make believe.
BTW, read the site description a little better. It says “for real new yorkers and..”. Besides that, you don’t who has family and/or friends in place x simply based on an IP and the IP, as already point out, does not indicate a specific location. Not to mention the fact that if someone’s using any kind of obfuscation of their IP, you’re going to get a false one that could be thousands of miles away from their real location. So settle down with all the wanna be River Phoenix Hacker boy nonsense. When you can get someone’s MAC, I might be mildly impressed. For now, you’re talking out your backside to people who just barely, barely care about what you have to say.
Does that give you butthurt too?
Up to you, I guess. How about looking into the name change from TTR to Leroy Jenkem? He OBVIOUSLY got rid of the Texas part in order to make people think he was a New Yorker…
And if you do this blog the honour of trying to centre in on the colourful spelling some of us utilise, you can maximise your ability to identify others who can’t be from NYC either.
Or you could just repost some of those rape threats that you thought were so eloquent.
every couple of months I go into my wife’s bathroom, go into the shower, pop off the drain cover and pull this guy out of the drain.
Brilliant!
What gets me about this decked out hirsute piece of beef jerky is that next week he’ll chest deep into the pool of hipster fashion and adpot a completely different persona – like that of a 1920′s newsboy – or an Amish farmer..which means he’ll change his “BORN TO RAISE HELL” tattoo to “BORN TO RAISE BARNS”.
Or he’ll accessorize the American flag with Communist pins and a Che Guevara t-shirt while carrying around Atlas Shrugged to show how intellectual he is.
LOL!!!!
It would take ten times as many beardites armies to raise a barn as it would five Amish guys or ten rednecks.
But imagining them trying has provided me with lots of laughs the last few minutes. Thanx!
HAHAHAHA . He really does look like something that gets pulled out of the drain.
Checked out the newly-renoved and reopened Ruby’s on the boardwalk at Coney on Sunday and thankfully the hipster presence was practically non-existent. I guess they’re all infesting the Rockaways now. Good riddance! I hope they stay out of Coney.
Hipsters moving to Detroit…
http://www.good.is/post/don-t-call-it-ruin-porn-why-millennials-are-moving-to-detroit/?utm_source=feedburner&utm_medium=feed&utm_campaign=Feed%3A+good%2Flbvp+%28GOOD+Main+RSS+Feed%29&utm_content=Google+Reader
I pity the people of Detroit but the rest of us do need a break. As for job creation as a result of this, it is unlikely to extend beyond hipster bars, hipster coffee shops and hipster boutiques. Oh, and a “vibrant” art scene.
No to mention morticians for when all these clueless transplants decide to put their urban farm on a plot of land currently controlled by the local thugs…
Mister Omar. “Everybody Hates Chris”
They are simply not smart enough to realize what a dangerous move it would be to protest that said thugs were being unfair wahhh to them. I hope the thugs figure out some other way because the minute one white little Ian is found slain because he shot his mouth off at the wrong people, teh gentrification will get a ‘kickstart’ from the Ohiotuckysconsin ‘rents and their ability to pick lawyers who love to drag shit out.
I think this is a really good thing. It’s out of the way, no one cares, any money they bring with benefit the local economy. I’m guessing that when Williamsburg’s when it was a real artist community it was during that 80′s after most of the real artist’s were pushed out of Soho. Detroit offer the millennials what they desperately need i.e. “Something real.” Soho people physically brought back a completely abandon section of the city back to life. I can’t speak for Williamsburg but I imagine the first wave had to put up with real hell. Speaking from as the progeny of parents who moved to Soho in 1969 it has been described to me as a utter living hell/nightmare/shithole. In their eyes all the press or revisionist history that is written about make sound like it quaint little artist community is complete bullshit. It was empty (I mean Detroit abandon) filthy and during the day to few remaining factory would have trucks loading stuff and streets would be filled with smell and sounds of diesel engines. My folks took over what was a paper box factory to even make it remotely livable they completely rebuild the inside. It took them 6 months of construction to do this. I guess you can call them hipsters of their generation but they are strong and capable people and still are, as was most of their generation. So my point is most of the Millennials are looking for something real they want the Soho experience, (and I can’t blame them I’ve lived in the suburbs for the last 10 years and it sucks). As far as I’m concerned hipster culture is nothing more then an excuse to party, no different then bling nightclub culture. Detroit offers everything, abandon house, cheap land, abandon industrial spaces, lots of raw materials, land to do urban gardening (it’s some of the most fertile land it the whole world), sculpt or whatever they want to do. Unlike NYC where they do have negative impact by pushing out the working class and reducing the economic diversity. In Detroit they will improve the community around them not only in bring in their parents money, but just being there. Life will be hard, lessons will be learned, physical and emotional growth will happen and it’s a win win all around.
I wish I could be as optimistic. Life will be hard but I don’t see that lessons will necessarily be learned.
Detroit probably needs skilled trades (Electricians, plumbers, construction, etc.) more than fake artisans (Hobbyist bakers, hobbyist gardeners, hobbyist retail) in re-establishing a growing local economy.
Which path would you bet on them taking?
I agree. Detroit needs “Peace Corps” type skills more than it needs baristas and artists. Trustifarians and playcationers will not last too long at all. The 60s “hippies” had (or cultivated) those skills – that allowed them to persevere in the LES shithole of the time.
I don’t know which path they’ll take, but in any of the rust belt city the odds of coming up against reality are much better. The current bubbles of artisan nonsense in NYC, SF, Portland, Seattle are out of control. In Detroit if you pull that kind of snotty BS, someone will throw a brick through the window. NYC or SF is real estate is completely accounted for and the gentrification is being done by contractors hired by the landlords (judging by the softness of you average hipster or Millennials). Compare that to Detroit where in order to make a place liveable you got to put in new insulation, drywall, plumbing (I guarantee all the copper pipes have been stripped out for salvage), and electrical. You could hire a contractor but most sane contractors aren’t going near some of those neighborhoods in the 1 dollar home areas. The result is you got to do it yourself. As you guys know when you put up dry wall, put tiles down, or do roofing. At the end of day you too tired to do a thing and well your working the last thing you think about is taking a instagram photo. Maybe a before and after for scape book that seems pretty normal.
So in that way I’m optimistic they could learn some life lessons. As for *Rob*’s comment about them not integrated I agree, I’m not optimistic.
Interesting comment about the need for skilled trademens. This one the things really boggling my mind about Hipsters and Millennials. In my HS we had choice to regents or go non-regents vocational BOCES. I grew up in a split town school district so my school was a mix of rough farm/blue colar kids and kids of well off university professor parents. As you can imagine it was very polarized. All the university kids all did regents stuff put down the boces, FFA (Future Farmer of America, for those that don’t know), and Four H stuff as being “that’s just what the dirtbags do.” These kids all went on to liberal arts colleges and now surprise, surprise some are hipsters in NYC. Now they preach, urban gardening and all the other green wash bullshit they’ve been fed in the university but don’t know the first thing about it. In the meantime all the BOCES kids, got training to be mechanics, welders, drive heavy equipment, and everyone then got a solid job right after HS. Most them as adults have houses, families, nice incomes and live better anyone in shoebox sized parent funded apartment in Williamsburg. I got to tell you I signed up for Basic Ag my final years of HS and learned quite a lot and had a blast going on the FFA field trips. It ultimately influenced me to go on to study agriculture at a land grant university. Sadly I heard some years later my school doesn’t offer basic Ag as a class and now everyone has to take regents. Now there even less of a chances for people to choose a vocation.
On one hand I agree with, but just take a visit to the curbed detroit site or other sites and you will see it’s the the same old look at me look at me’s that exist in nyc and other expensive cities. there is zero give back to the community that already lives there (unless you consider 5 dollar a cup coffee shops giving back to the community), there is zero investment socially or anything of the sort. it’s basically the same kind of people moving in and creating their own little bubble, except that the cost of living is cheaper. i don’t see communities being invested in and growing and things like the local public schools getting better, all I can see are bigger mounds of coke at loft parties for the everso edgy urban pioneers, and that’s just barfy.
*rob*
Whenever I hear anybody say,”It’s a win win all around..” I can’t help but wonder…for who? Who is it really a win all the way around for? There is NO WAY to make that kind of statement with any REAL accuracy. You’re deciding something for somebody that’s not even involved in the process of gentrification and those most impacted by it in the long run are often unaware of what’s happening till it’s too late. So please, state your opinion but without the office politic speak of ‘win-win. Next you’ll be using the word ‘stakeholders’ lol
As soon as the upper management, so to speak, in Detroit smell the money coming they will wholesale abandon whatever tiny little attempts they’ve made over decades to improve residents lives, in favor of the hipsters comfort levels. And does the state really need even more burden on its assistance programs for the poor, because as we’ve already seen, a HUGE number of hipsters are seeking public assistance with their power bills, food bills, etc etc.
No, I don’t see the ‘win’ for the natives of Detroit. I see them eventually being driven into even poorer neighborhoods if they don’t suss out what the hell the hipster locusts are actually up to versus what they appear to be up to.
Sorry but I forgot to add…
You may have a point about a ‘win’ for the native population in Detroit IF and ONLY IF the beardo businesses that follow actually hired local folks. But since they’re usually people of color who act different and talk different and value things differently than they do, it just rarely, rarely happens.
They hire EACH OTHER. All while whining about ‘the Illuminati’ looking out for each other. Eye roll.
There’s nothing good about their agenda when their agenda only serves themselves and their own interests and damn everyone else’s.
I made sure to wear a marine corps tee memorial day weekend, it’s amazing how a shirt emblazoned with the EGA on someone who isn’t emaciated makes them stfu and give you a wide berth when you walk by.
Fuck man, I look exactly like that faggot in the picture . If you see a 6’1 beardless version of this prick in bay ridge , swear I’m not her .
The bearded tourist clown looks to be about 60. Must be all that organic living…
I can’t think of a better argument for bringing back the Draft than this douchebag.