Today, I saw Logan the 33 year old bearded and sustainable barista sewing a doll with his fruit roll-up arms waiting for a U-Haul to deliver his skinny jeans, fedoras, bunk bed and Easy Bake oven from his midwestern cul-de-sac to his new loft in the “Shwick”. So I gave him an upper cut then took a ball of yarn out of his basket and tied one end around his neck and the other end to the back of an L train. End of story.
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was the yarn you used to kill him cultivated from artisan organic sheep fur and spun by fair-trade yarn-weavers? because that would be awesomely ironic, and not in the ironic hipster kind of way
Of course.
Eco responsiblecitizens such as myself would like to know if the sheep were shorn using
cruelty free clippers and prodived with grief counselors who calmed them by cooing words of affirmation and gently m*strubated them to a deep sleep.
More important – was the wool transported via covered wagon?
LOL!!!
Die Hipster? You sure it’s not Der Hipster or Das Hipster? I can never keep that straight.
Zzzzzzzzzzzz . . . .
Attempt at wit fail noted. .
Die, as in DEATH. Not ‘the’ or ‘that’.
Hipster Death = perfect
As in:
The only good hipster is a dead hipster.
“…so I flicked him in the head with my index finger and sent his Grover-physiqued effeminate beta-male ass flying back to Minnesota. The end.”
From an article in the Daily News it appears these skinny jeans are bad for your health, especially if you start feeling numb or can’t feel your legs after a while. If only these jerkoffs would keel over already.
Proactive population control.
I thought Prince Albert and clitoral piercings would do the same thing, what with infection and all. I completely forgot about the hipster aversion to pain.
Hipsters haven’t been able to find their own ass for years…
Brooklyn-based ultra-orthodox Jew Eytan Kobre:
http://www.theatlantic.com/national/archive/2012/05/its-not-just-porn-why-ultra-orthodox-jews-fear-the-internet/257561/
It’s also that you’re dressing the same way your 18th century ancestors did, which implies that you’re rejecting the modern world.
There may be elements of truth to that. But the irony is that hipsters all dress a certain way, and the whole point is to dress entirely different from everyone else. Orthodox Jews actually have the courage to dress the same way as 500,000 of their brethren. They’re the ones who challenge people by asking, “Are you deep enough to look beyond my garb and relate to me as a thinking individual?” In contrast, the hipster buys into the most external of indicators: that which is immediately apparent to the eye.
Brothers and sisters, I believe I told you a year ago about the LOOK AT MEEEEEEE fest here in Minneapolis known as “Northern Spark”. I don’t know exactly what it’s all about. Performance arts using lights, or something. Basically just one more excuse for grown folks to act like spoiled out of control toddlers and stroke their own egos by pretending that they are artists for a couple of more days each year. Last year it went relatively unnoticed, despite the fervent efforts of the local media to make everyone LOOK AT THESE CREATIVE FREE SPIRITED CULTURE BEARERS. But the culture (thieves) must have had at least a few people looking at them, because they’re at it again. I haven’t seen anything about it in the media yet, but I did get an e-mail forwarded to me this morning from a fellow hipster hater here in town about one of the “performances”. Midnight Padhandling. Nope, that’s not a typo — it is PADhandling. Like as in iPads. (Of course it’s about iPads…)
Here’s the link: http://2012.northernspark.org/project/sayre-voskuil
From the website:
Midnight Padhandling
Midnight Padhandling combines the shimmer and potentiality of a large-screen video display with the fluidity and independence of human movement. Twenty performers gather to tell an animated story through movement and visual transitions by manipulating Apple iPads. They are accompanied by an acoustic sound score.
Conceived by Scott Sayre in collaboration with Vanessa Voskuil
Nearly every single word in that paragraph makes me want to punch an “artist” and burn down an “art” gallery…
ART ART ART ART ART ART ART ART ART ART ART ART ART ART ART ART ART ART ART ART ART ART ART ART ART ART ART ART ART ART ART ART ART ART ART ART ART ART ART ART ART ART ART ART ART ART ART ART ART ART ART ART ART ART ART ART ART ART ART ART ART ART ART ART ART ART ART ART ART ART ART ART ART ART ART ART ART ART ART ART ART ART ART ART ART ART ART ART ART ART ART ART ART ART ART ART ART ART ART ART ART ART ART ART ART ART ART ART ART ART ART ART ART ART ART ART ART ART ART ART ART ART ART ART ART ART…
We used to do something similar to this only we called it a gang fight.
We have it here too:
Honfest is BACK! June 9th and 10th, 2012. Featuring two days of fun and contests!
http://www.honfest.net/index.html
Boy it took me a while to even figure out what this honfest is all about. Celebrating working women? That sounds like a great idea. But why does it have to be a “look at me” contest? And I would ask why it has to celebrate local art, but we all know the answer to that…
This has the potential of getting out of hand fast….http://www.nydailynews.com/new-york/bronx/hunts-point-bronx-a-village-murals-discovered-saturday-walking-tour-nabe-article-1.1084040
“Gritty”… Oh well folks, there goes the neighborhood.
Cue the war cry:
ART ART ART ART GRITTY GRITTY ART ART URBAN ART ART….
That lone article would make a great game of Hipster Catchphrase Bingo. Add a few gratuitously racist extras, and it could pass for a Stevie Lam comment, too.
It’s really amazing how these skinny jeans wearing pussies have to make everything people do into a consumer product. “Like yah, graffiti – let’s do tours and become ‘experts’ on it, and take photos of it to the other Cul-De-Zacks back home”. These hipster douchebags can never just let something exist in a subculture without trying to consume the life out of it. Jesus, these fuckers are the worst.
“How To Spot An Instagram Junkie”/”How To Spot A Hipster”…same thing, really.
http://www.flowtown.com/blog/how-to-spot-an-instagram-junkie
I do have to say, there seems to have been a subsidence of U-Hauls in my toilet neighborhood in the last year or so. Whereas two or three years back there was a U-Haul loading or unloading some hipster-yuppie long term tourists’ junk literally every day of the week, nowadays it’s become a relatively rare sight. Perhaps Maw and Paw’s 401k has finally been squeezed dry?
Let’s hope so. The alternative is that the vermin are settling in for a siege.
Pretty much, but you’re still going to get the dolts. Now they’re cashing in their own 401(k)s, after a few years of playing at advertising and social media jobs, so they can “be the person I want to be.” (A friend blanketbombed everyone she knew with a frantic missive last week, because her brother is planning to move from Ohio to Brooklyn, and he can’t figure out why nobody will answer his queries from someone already living in Park Slope about available apartments for rent. All I needed was a picture of him to understand why: this guy had every last hipster cliche in one package, even down to the scruffy beard and the earnest expression begging someone to pick him up and take him home so he’d never have to work again.)
And if you thought last weekend’s foodie fest was a wank, I figure it’s just a matter of days before the pencil-necks worshipping Etsy decide that if it’s cool enough for Portland, it’s cool enough for Brooklyn:
http://www.wweek.com/portland/blog-28679-andy_baio_announces_the_xoxo_festival.html
I’m sorry. I tried to read the blog, but I’m 2 glasses of win in. What , precisely, does this mean?
“conference about disruptive creativity — bringing together artists and makers bypassing traditional middlemen to do what they love for a living, with the technologists building the platforms to make it possible”
It’s called “Orwellian Newspeak Redux”. Also known as “Dot Bomb Buzzkill”, it’s the harbinger of the social media bubble bursting.
Anytime someone mentions “bringing people together” it means he/she is a talentless twat who only wants your money without actually doing anything for it. Basically, GTFO as fast as possible.
The only good thing I see coming out if this is that eventually all the trust funds will run out and these shitheads will be wandering the streets homeless and moneyless. They won’t be able to sleep under the bridges either because the pedophiles will have finally found someone lower than themselves and kick their asses.
” They won’t be able to sleep under the bridges either because the pedophiles will have finally found someone lower than themselves and kick their asses”
FTW!
Too true
Hey DH – Your victim wouldn’t happen to be this guy?
This is fucking sad. Not only is he a total waste of oxygen but the photographer, video maker and interviewer are even sadder sacks of shit if they find what he’s doing so profound.
+1
“Didn’t I read about you somewhere?” Yeah, in “The Journal of Clinical Psychology.” The guy’s a fruitcake.
Haha…
This guy is a one-man argument for more trade schools and curbing college enrollment. Reading a book called “Becoming China’s Bitch” by a U. of Virginia business professor….think he missed a chapter on these idiots
“I feel it speaks to a lot of people…I mean, it speaks to ME”. That’s as far as I was able to get. He may as well be saying “I could give a rat’s ass if ‘it speaks to other people’, it speaks to ME, because it’s ALL ABOUT ME, my expression and my opinions are IMPORTANT”. ME ME ME ME ME ME ART ART ART ART ART ART URBAN ART ME ME ME ART ART ART
When I was a kid we would make airplanes and boats from cardboard boxes that were big enough to sit in. This yarn cunt is exhibiting all the creativity of a child who pretends that a box is an airplane.
I hate to seem to demur when it comes to a Die Hipster opinion (don’t want to get a beating), but I just want to mention that at the very large and demanding law firm where I work as a peon, I’ve noticed that quite a lot of the young male associates and summer interns look like the stereotypical “hipster.” They have the tight jeans (on Fridays), the little beards, Buddy Holly glasses, iEverythings and a lot are from flyover states. However, they are very hardworking, self-supporting, student loan-owing young men and are actually very pleasant and unassuming (even though they are lawyers). I would hate for them to get a beating!
Hipsters and lawyers ? Beatings ? Res ipsa loquitur.
Twanslation:
Pwease pwease don’t hit me. I’m just a dweeby hipster intern in a law firm who works for Big Oil (iwonically of course) but I’m an enviwonmentalist. I wide my twicycle to work and eat orgaaanic and I have a big moustache. I don’t get paid but I twoll for Won Paul in my spawe time and my mommy pays all my bills for me.
Pweeese don’t hit me or I’ll call my mommy and have her call my boss to sue you.
WAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHH!!!!
M-M-MMMMOOOOOMMMMMMMYYYYYYY!!!!
That’s because the “hipster look” (or at least elements of it) is mainstream (despite hipster claims to the contrary, they are mainstream and very much enjoy being mainstream. They are counterculture posers). The hipster look is little more than an extension of the whole “metrosexual” thing. Hipster is more than just a look. In addition to a style of dress, the qualities (to name a few) which make up a hipster include:
- a snarky attitude (which can and sometimes lead to real life hipster beatings)
- a constant need for attention
- a disconnect with reality (which can and sometimes lead to real life hipster beatings)
- being disingenuous and generally full of shit
- being a total poser
- a level of pretentiousness that would make an 80s art fag nauseous
“a level of pretentiousness that would make an 80s art fag nauseous” Ha ha ha… one advantage to having an older brother in the punk rock generation is I got to listen this gem growing up. I assume a lot of you guys remember this. I guess it’s more relevant then ever,
Instant Club Hit (You’ll Dance to Anything)
You’ll dance to anything
You’ll dance to anything
Okay, look at you
Don’t you look like Siouxsie Sioux
How long did it take to get that way
What a terrible waste of energy
You wear black clothes say you’re poetic
The sad truth is you’re just pathetic
Get into the groove get out of my way
I came here to drink not to get laid
So why don’t you just go on home
If you want to moan you’ll have to moan alone
You’ll dance to anything…
You’ll dance to anything…
Don’t try to tell me that you’re an intellectual
Cause you’re just another boring bisexual
(“I met Andy Warhol at a really chic party”)
Blow it out your hairdoo cause you really work at Hardees
80 pounds of make up on your art school skin
80 points of I.Q. located within
Know what you are? You’re a bunch of …
Artfags! Artfags!
Choke on this you dance-a-teria types!
You’ll dance to anything by the Communards
You’ll dance to anything by Book of Love
You’ll dance to anything by The Smiths
You’ll dance to anything by De-peche Mode
You’ll dance to anything by Public Image Limited
You’ll dance to anything by Naked Truth
You’ll dance to anything by any bunch of stupid Europeans who come over
here with their big hairdoos bent on taking OUR money instead of giving
your cash, where it belongs, to a decent American artist like myself!
You’ll dance to anything!
Pity for all the irony they try to portray, Hip-tards sure lack a sense of humor or get satire.
LOL! The parallels between hipsters and artfags are many. Nonetheless, artfags only made me laugh — not want to fly into a violent rage.
Holy shit. That reminded me of the old “Goth Goose of the Month” page I used to visit for laughs.
Great list because it’s truthful without going into details ( a talent I envy btw lol ).
I’ve noticed recently that ‘buy truly ugly and horrific clothing’ is a trend.
Sorry, but there’s nothing attractive about the mom jeans/shorts nor guys wearing the 70′s nylon tennis shorts and headbands. It’s not ironic. It’s UGLY. Unflattering. Uncreative.
When the clothes from Buffy the Vampire Slayer somehow stand the ‘test of Time’ and punk chic still looks edgy, something’s gone terribly wrong in the fashion industry.
Ohhh…that’s right. The ironic thing is to create Nothing, this way Nothing is Art.
Because if it weren’t, there would be a standard to measure new art against and we can’t be hurting CalebMeganAshleyIan feelings that might result from that comparison.
“Mahhhh meeee dey sed owr Ard izinnit goo-wud. Wahhhh hahahahahahahahaha…I wan come hommmm…wahhhhhhh hahahahahahaha…”
Thanks, but I really have a hard time NOT going into details. I’m working on it.
You touched upon something I’ve been noticing for a while — the promotion of UGLY. In addition to blurring the lines between genders (I have a whole theory about that, but I choose not to wear my tinfoil hat here) they’re promoting fashions which flatter neither sex. Not only is it ugly and unflattering for the women, it screams “I’m a weakling with gender identity issues” for males. When I first moved to Minneapolis where gays and hipsters are many, I had trouble telling them apart. It was only after a while I began to notice that gays (the more effeminate ones which hiptards seem to swaggerjack) have actual style. Hipsters have no concept of style since part of what makes a style work is a level of swagger that comes from being authentic. Hipsters are anything but authentic.
I don’t know why the poster should be worried about hipster beatings among the young lawyers in her firm.
Even though the lawyers might have beards and horn-rim glasses, and tattoos under their shirts, they’re making something out of their lives. Fashion is fickle; tattoos can be covered, eyeglasses can be changed or their eyes can be LASIXed, but what remains is what you can contribute to society.
Associates in law firms work their asses off; you won’t see them sitting in the coffee shop for hours “writing their novel” on their Mac. Even if they do not become partners, they are learning a profession.
Point taken, but I can’t imagine wearing what these kids wear and being taken seriously. Would you dress like that in court? Appear in front of the partners? If fashion is important, you’re going to have to make a choice: the law or anything other than the law. Wait, Rehnquist upended judiciary fashion a few years back when he wanted to look like a U.S. Army buck sergeant and put the hammer down on Clinton. So, there is some precedent. A hipster can aspire…
Did you “instagram a pic” of his plucked chicken body being dragged behind the train, or is that just too mainstream?
Have you noticed their “art” is benign? It says nothing. Its just play. Only play.
Yes it’s just fucking play. God, I fucking hate “play”. Pick up any self-help book which their moms read and see how it talks about a “sense of play” and “finding your inner child”. Never about growing up, actually learning something useful or taking responsibility. No just fucking play.
Newsflash: GROWING UP IS FUN TOO!!! Yes, that’s right, it’s fun to be a grown up. It’s fun to have a financially stable responsible life, a family and a house that’s paid off. It’s also fun to learn stuff and to have a job where you’re actually using your head to make things work properly. That’s something hipsters will never understand.
If you grow up protected in the suburbs and move to the big city when your parents sue the mayor to remove the black people from your nabe, you’re not experiencing anything. Any great art is build on some kind of life experience. Hipsters have none and their moms and their moms’ lawyers make sure it stays that way. That way their art remains stale, their lives lacking in experience and their trust funds and 401ks are guaranteed to run out in a few years leaving them homeless and penniless.
I fear for the future but I look forward to kicking them in the face when they’re down and out.
What a pathetic little soulless man you must be. The type of man that got his dick sucked by his mother while she stuffed peanut butter and jelly sandwiches in here asshole to shit them into your dog bowl because you were addicted to anal-fellatio-shiit-feeding-incest, and still are; when not at your little IT job, or marketing job, or looking for 3 year old dungeon twat on the computer, you’re looking for men that look like your father to cum and shit in your mouth, so you don’t kick the dog and beat your kids when you get home to your sad little life; driven grey by your automatic existence. Ahh a Budweiser; and my 3 year old flat screen television and toyota! My tax returns!! Honey we’re going to be able to vacation in that wonderful little Super 8 in Cape Cod this weekend! Ya honey we can go to Red Lobster before, maybe even clear the cobwebs from your cunt after!
This is much finnier if you read it aloud in the Tourettes voice you babbled it in as you were typing it. You do realize you are just ranting dirty words? anus dick mommy daddy shit piss cock tits ……………… Why don’t you calm down and try and express you ideas like an older child. I have some crayons if you want to stretch yourself.
Oh great. Another stupid illiterate old man. You are WRONG. “anal-fellatio-shit-feeding-incest” has nothing to do with tourettes. Unlike your little example each word carries a meaning and depends on the next to develop a specific description of a paraphilic behavior and the sentence is dependent on the rest of the paragraph to serve its purpose as a sentence, not random. What ever voice you are thinking of you are imagining because I am typing not babbling nor speaking dipshit. Keep defending your faggot friend and his PATHETIC MEDIOCRE LIFE. Maybe it reminds you of yours. Just ranting dirty words? Whatever you have to tell yourself to keep yourself from trying to think. Maybe you are unable to read. You an idiot? Maybe you are unable to count? Unable to see that the majority of words are not dirty and they all contribute to a larger metaphor, comprendere? I speak and write in 4 languages which one would you like me to write in?
Who would go out of there way to defend some worthless cunt other than another worthless cunt?
You are right about on thing:
This is much “finnier.”
What is “finnier?”
How continually sad and mediocre most all you poor old and middle aged men are proving to be, waiting to die, to be gentrified, for your wives to get cancer, for your children to be failures just like the old man at his IT Job, Marketing job; all whilst being unable to think, sucking each other off, getting each others backs, sticking it in each others backs for some confused little cause. Stupid old rats outliving your worth. Which was Day 1.
You’re a professional intern, twerp. Put down your iPhone, stop trying to impress people who actually get shit done, and get the HR manager his coffee.
HeHe…..the last resort of the Internet clueless. Correcting spelling. You don’t know a thing about my life but feel free to make all kinds of baseless assumptions. Anyone who told you to be yourself couldn’t have given you worse advice
How about you go fuck your mother you hipster piece of garbage. You don’t like what we rant on here then go away. You know whats funny when you get old and your off springs are running around every major city as they are going to be the new nazis this country is going to be in shits ruin cause of you guys. Go back to some ohio, Indiana, Iowa or where ever the hell mid fucking no where west and paint some fucking mountains feel fucking free on your land. I just can’t wait till you guys just fall over a rock and break your brittle little bones cause you fear to drink milk. I guess your hippie momma couldn’t breast feed you cause all of the toxins in her breast milk from all those drugs, or maybe she did, thats why you think its cool to move to a big city and do nothing but free lance work and complain when you’re still in debt.
Fuck you hipsters, and yuppies and go back to where you come from dickhead.
Im born and raised in NYC you idiot. I hate yuppies too, I hate this family values glorification working class hero nonsense worse. I agree with you about the NAZI thing.
Having actual skills and working for what you have. Being someone others can rely on. Being a man instead of a bearded child.
Yeah, I can see why you would hate those things.
Simple fucking person. Dumb fuck. Skills. Tell me about skills. I worked from shithole NYC neighborhood, shithole parents to where I am now and I am younger than all of you.
Someone others can rely on? How the fuck is that so important? I don’t live my life for other people or need to have people rely on me to feel like a relevant human being.
Glorifying invented and ridiculous family values and a mediocre life is nothing to be proud of and your job where you could be replaced in one second by someone equally sufficient doesn’t make you anybody. Just a replaceable simple little sad person. Average. C student. Mediocre. Banal.
A man? And what constitutes a man, a brainless slave? A self multiplying wench? Hardly a man.
Takin orders from Bob. Takin it in the ass BY BOB. Funny motherfucker.
“One of the saddest things is that the only thing that a man can do for eight hours a day, day after day, is work. You can’t eat eight hours a day nor drink for eight hours a day nor make love for eight hours—all you can do for eight hours is work. Which is the reason why man makes himself and everybody else so miserable and unhappy.”
—William Faulkner, interview in Writers at Work, 1958
“Industrial man—a sentient reciprocating engine having a fluctuating output, coupled to an iron wheel revolving with uniform velocity. And then we wonder why this should be the golden age of revolution and mental derangement.”
—Aldous Huxley, Time Must Have a Stop, 1944
“Work is the refuge of people who have nothing better to do.”
—Oscar Wilde
“For us to live any other way was nuts. Uh, to us, those goody-good people who worked shitty jobs for bum paychecks and took the subway to work every day, and worried about their bills, were dead. I mean they were suckers. They had no balls. If we wanted something we just took it. If anyone complained twice they got hit so bad, believe me, they never complained again.”
—Goodfellas, 1990
“But men labor under a mistake. The better part of the man is soon ploughed into the soil for compost. By a seeming fate, commonly called necessity, they are employed, as it says in the old book, laying up treasures which moth and rust will corrupt and thieves break through and steal. It is a fool’s life, as they will find when they get to the end of it, if not before.”
—Henry David Thoreau, Walden, 1854
“There’s nothing to mourn about death any more than there is to mourn about the growing of a flower. What is terrible is not death but the lives people live or don’t live up until their death. They don’t honor their own lives, they piss on their lives. They shit them away. Dumb fuckers. They concentrate too much on fucking, movies, money, family, fucking. Their minds are full of cotton. They swallow God without thinking, they swallow country without thinking. Soon they forget how to think, they let others think for them. Their brains are stuffed with cotton. They look ugly, they talk ugly, they walk ugly. Play them the great music of the centuries and they can’t hear it. Most people’s deaths are a sham. There’s nothing left to die.”
—The Captain Is Out to Lunch and the Sailors Have Taken Over the Ship, 1998
“The problem was you had to keep choosing between one evil or another, and no matter what you chose, they sliced a little bit more off you, until there was nothing left. At the age of 25 most people were finished. A whole god-damned nation of assholes driving automobiles, eating, having babies, doing everything in the worst way possible, like voting for the presidential candidates who reminded them most of themselves. I had no interests. I had no interest in anything. I had no idea how I was going to escape. At least the others had some taste for life. They seemed to understand something that I didn’t understand. Maybe I was lacking. It was possible. I often felt inferior. I just wanted to get away from them. But there was no place to go.”
—Ham on Rye, 1982
Some people never go crazy. What truly horrible lives they must lead. –Charles Bukowski
Family values are the reason Mommy and Daddy support your worthless ass while you whine about them on the internet. It’s easy to sneer at those who actually work when someone else is paying for your rent, cruelty-free cupcakes, and artisinal toilet paper.
What, no Kerouac or Ginsberg?
Epic! Awsome! You really broke it on down. And to think that you could have done that in three other languages!
Perhaps you can assemble strings of words in 4 languages, but you definitely cannot write. Get a prescription for Seroquel to help with the racing, disorganized thoughts. And wow, the twisted scatalogical references, you might want to spend some time on a couch with a good Freudian psychiatrist.
“comprendere?”
Wow, that’s a huge Italian word there GOD.
Four languages. Very impressive. But, as an omniscient GOD shouldn’t you know a helluva lot more than that? I can’t wait to watch you write in all the known languages, including those without a written language. Now THAT will be impressive!
I figured since you’re good enough to spend time making fun of people’s
spelling, ( on an internet board no less lol ), you wouldn’t mind also
enlightening us all even further than you already have.
Stevie’s trying out his “crude, hard guy” persona. He’s imagining himself as every guy who’s punked him, beat him down, or banged/stole his old lady. Too bad for him, it fails just like everything else that he’s done.
He also seems to be trying out his ability to copy and paste the original thoughts of other people. Which I believe there’s also a quote about, (something regarding the idea that quoting others is the behavior of a pseudo-intellectual, and he is increasingly fitting the profile with every post ), but he didn’t include it. Will wonders never cease with this almighty wanna be?
BTW GOD, no offense or all of it intended, you choose, Oscar Wilde was born to a certain amount of class priviledge and yet he still went to jail because he wasn’t smart enough to distinguish the important distinguishment between looking out for a a blood sucking brat (Bosie) in favor of the safety and health of his own wife and children. IOW, Oscar’s talent, which will exceed yours for a thousand of your lives (if you had them), did not also by default make him smart.
Then there’s also the whole Urarian membership thing of Bosie’s. I’ll leave the rationalizations about why man-boy love is OK, just so long one is talented and born to the upper classes, to you.
I dont copy and paste. Those were written from memory. Every author has quoted other authors in different contexts. It doesn’t mean anything. I felt as though the disgusting rats were surrounding me so I called on some intellectual back up.
Im glad you are at least half intelligent(if such a thing could exist), unlike the rest of these gorillas.
I chose not only Wilde but:
William Faulkner
Aldous Huxley
Charles Bukowski
Henry David Thoreau
all of whom have agreed with me about your waste of lives, your garbage morals, hypocrisies, pathetic mediocre existence, and dead souls.
Im not trying to be anybody. So who I wanna be? What are you talking about?
Knowledge is earned and stolen. Lets not decieve ourselves.
Behavior of a pseudo-intellectual? You maybe wouldn’t be such an idiot if you were able to think outside of trying to compartmentalize information, like some dingbat shrink.
No, I think pseudo-intellectual is pretty accurate. Another term: Try-hard.
Im trying hard? You people are the ones who have created an entire website to try and justify your shit existence. Every time I write a response I’ve been relaxed, laid back on opium. This is just entertaining. You people are my amusement!
Yes, you are trying hard to sound like an intellectual. You drop names and talk about the size of your dick and how much money you make and make twisted scatalogical references. You can’t organize your thoughts. Seriosly, get off the opium and look at 20mg of Seroquel 2x daily.
I ‘m not trying hard to sound like an intellectual. Im just observing what I see happening here particularly with your more bitter gorillas.
Um, who you wanna be?
I believe you’ve been calling yourself GOD for the last few days, have you not? Is it due to a certain furious wrath you attribute to him, or merely your own?
Quote all the great thinkers you like, GOD, but it seems rather contrary to your choice of handle. As he is considered by many to be the original creator, I’d thought maybe you’d stick to speaking your own thoughts without referencing those already created. But, whatever. It’s a free world supposedly and you make your choices as you see fit. Understand it’s not your freedom of choice being questioned so much as your taste in making them. I assume you would stand by all the rape talk or rationalize it in some fashion so I’m under no delusion that anything I have to say would alter your opinion one whit.
But your accusation that some of us are just bored is one I’ll take the hit for, because I honestly am sometimes. Still, I believe you are taking some of this stuff far too seriously. It’s like many boards on the internet: a place to vent frustrations. You would be beyond incredibly unique, or over-worked, or some other condition to never, ever experience boredom.
It’s been fun, but one of my pets has to take a shit and unlike yourself, he really is god, or at least a demi-god, in my world.
Oh, one more thing: ‘Dingbat shrink’. Hmmm, you’ve had bad experiences with them maybe?
The bottom line is – I’ve spoken the truth and it hurts. I have always found that truth to the delusional is like sulphuric acid to a rusty nail.
Stevie’s finally waking up to the reality that being an unpaid intern for a going-nowhere news blog at 35 is going nowhere. He realizes (but probably can’t admit it to himself) that if he spent his time doing C++ in college instead of creating sockpuppets and trolling fuckedcompany, craigslist, diehipster and every other blog he could think of, he might have a degree by now and a high paying job.
Instead, he chose to find his “inner child” and keep playing like a pubescent boy who’s starting to notice girls for the first time well into his 30s. He’s discovered that girls find him pathetic while they dump him for the real men (who are hung like something larger than a peanut) with looks, jobs and body hair. All those Trey Parasuco trolls over the years were just Stevie expressing his insecurity over his lack of manhood and the fact that real girls like real men. All those girls he “friended” were his own creations as he lived in a world of his own imagination. And no Stevie, listing your girlfriend’s name as one of your interests is not romantic. It’s creepy.
You know Stevie, if you ever decide to grow up, become a man and stop trolling like a 12 year old, I might, you know, just lay off the “haterade”.
Then again: losers gotta lose.
OH BOY!! YOU DID IT YOU GOT ME!!!. THE UNDENIABLE TRUTH YOU DID IT!!!! YOUS SHOULD BE A PSYCHOLOGICAL PROFILER. A+++ I FEEL DESTROYED KILLED BY YOUR RUSTY NAIL OF UNDENIABLE TRUTH! CHRIST WHAT HAVE I BEEN DOING WITH MY LIFE! I COULD BE FAT MIDDLE AGED AND MARRIED! I COULD WORK A GOOD GOVERNMENT JOB OR DO MARKETING! MY GOD WHAT HAVE I BEEN DOING BEING YOUNG AND RICH. WHAT AM I DOING RIGHT NOW SITTING IN MALIBU DRINKING A $1000 BOTTLE OF FAR NIENTE. YOU KNOW WHAT FAR NIENTE IS. NO I DOUBT IT. BECAUSE YOU’RE REALLY LIVING, PROBABLY HAVING A LITTLE DIET PEPSI, KEEP THOSE CALORIES OFF! OMG I WISH I COULD BE YOU.
Your pathetic pandering around all of what I’ve written secured under your Stevie-Anti-Thinking blanket is a weak and obvious psychological mechanism. I suppose that is the only way you drag along through your sad average and mediocre existence, continuing sucking your thumb like a baby, glorifying what is less than nothing, protecting your weak brain and spineless back from the scary fact that your life, your existence(if you even think that far), your average job, average pay, your sagging tits wife is all meaningless and unimportant. Continue your lie. Your shit life. What do I care dumb cunt. STEVIE STEVIE STEVIE STEVIE WHA WHA WHA same little thing over and over. Stevie can suck my dick, and all the other cracker graphic designers–another garbage simple man career just like YOURS. I have more money than you can dream bitch. Latch on to your little scapegoat. Weak man. Sad man. OLD MAN. Cry baby. You repeat yourself over and over with the same unclever description of this guy, like some electrical current in your brain is short circuiting. You lack the ability to say anything clever, interesting or humorous and it’s so apparent you angry old baglady that your life is a terrible excuse in which you’ve developed yourself as a brainless average angry little man. But I dont have to tell you. No i dont do I hipsterminator, everytime you walk in your front door and your fat wife greets you with her stupid voice, and when your’re eating at Olive Garden as a nice place to go out to, it’s like looking into the mirror at your aging overweight face and realizing you’re a complete failure, an idiot, poor(compared to a 7 figure man like me), and stuck with a sub-par family in a sub-par life..
I have an 11 inch cock and you could only dream about the girls I get poor old man. Keep sticking it in your ugly wife or your cousin. You probably touch your daughter you’re such a desperate old fuck.
Using a fag who died of AIDS to call me crazy because your comprehension skills are nil. It makes sense considering you get together with your poor faggot old and middle aged overweight failures to eat each others assholes on this site as to maintain and protect your sad little illuminations.
Wow.
Just…wow.
7 figures and an 11 cock. So that’s why you were busted in the men’s room at…ta da…7-11!
You are really, really having a tantrum aren’t you? I’ve heard GOD has some epic ones. When will you start tossing out the plagues?
Problem is what’s sadder: a man who makes a real living but is not a millionaire or a guy who claims to be wealthy with a big johnson, ( average is such a frightening idea to you, isn’t it? awwww lol ) and has neither money nor much of a dick? Nevermind the obvious fact that you’re beating yourself to all hell to compensate for your obvious insecurities on a website that you despise.
Yikes…
So go on and pretend the intelligence and ape the cock and toss the imaginary money around in your fantasy world, but it makes none of them any truer. It also doesn’t exactly speak to a better mental health than all of the Average people you are so terrified of. Lighten UP already. PROVE that your wonderful life is so much better.
Oh. Right.
You can’t because it just doesn’t exist.
You could try a nap, that might help.
haha. It would be sad if I was lying. Im not beating myself up at all. You are pathetic, it is funny, and sad. Keep inventing this psychological disorder concept. Im glad how you are able to latch on to one or two things so that you can dismiss the entirety of a statement. Big dicks run through the Polish side of my family. I am a millionaire. I do not care if you believe me.
Not that that means anything. I fell in to making a bunch of dough by accident, But I could be dirt poor and still be above these bitter old men and the mediocrity that drives them forward.
Haha not that my cock means much either! Im talking about soul kid. These old motherfuckers are dead as dead. Yawn. Fucking suckers.
I think you’re on the wrong blog. You are looking for DicksAnShitTextWall.com
I know few people who fall into using terms like ‘millionaire’ that actually have REAL money. It’s usually in the billions, you see, because where a million may have meant something twenty years ago, inflation has reduced its value. But, being the economic powerhouse that you are, I’m sure you understand that.
IOW, all things being relative, and they usually are, compared to the people with real money, you’re middle class. You’re average. They could buy you and sell you all day long and never notice your absence.
The sad thing is that your supposed money hasn’t bought you a better vocabulary. Still only working with five thousand English words? Well, try investing your money in a better tutor because whomever you’re using is failing you terribly.
Now, what was that you were saying about shit and cock and old men and fags and blah blah blah?
GOD, I’m losing faith in you sweetiehoneydarlingboy. Primarily because of your quite obvious fixation on caca and genitalia and preferably in combination together.
Maybe you don’t mean a word of it and you’re just playing your usual Big Bully games. I dunno. What I DO know, is that any competent psychiatrist would have a field day with you if you had unlimited financial resources. Otherwise and at this point, they’d probably have to opt for a more mundane, but still productive, method of straight jacket, heavy medications, and institutionalization until your sense of independence and the responsibilities that come with it, don’t frighten you as much.
I dig.
Here’s what happens when you don’t take your meds. You flip out in the middle of the street and then you start trolling and calling yourself God. Sweetie, please get some help.
Haha, Its quite funny to me how off base you are about me. I’m as cool as a fucking cucumber “sweetie”. If making fun of the over the hill faggots who take this shit seriously because of how pathetic there lives are then sure I am a troll. I am God! I have sex with god!
I suspect that you are between 18-24. What you know of the world, you have learned from high school textbooks.Maybe you have read some of the authors you quote. More likely, however, is that you overheard your older sister talking about what she was reading in college that semester when she would come home for the holidays.
Charlie Sheen is probably your role model / cultural hero. You are a probably a drug addict and almost certainly a closeted homosexual who was sexually abused as a child. You have father issues – you can’t wait until he dies so that you will inherit his money. This is all readily apparent from the copious amount of logorrhea you’ve deposited on this site.
Disclaimer: This site is for hating on hipsters and their pretentious behavior. This is not a substitute for professional mental health services. You should be sharing your issues with a competent mental health professional. If this is an emergency, please call 911 immediately or present yourself to the emergency room at the nearest hospital.
You’re demeaning tone is not insulting because you couldn’t be more incorrect.
You really are pretty bland too, what are you a failed shrink. Psychology is antithetical to being a human being.
You’re just a bloviating idiot as far as I can tell.
Typical fearful american grey blob.
“Psychology is antithetical to being a human being.” This is exactly how a college freshman speaks.
I’m the Hannibal Fucking Lechter of the internet. Keep talking kid. Please, tell me more.
I am sensing epic pwnage in the very near future. On the internets no one can hear you scream.
No, I’m not. But I am able to read English. It’s my mother tongue, and you have left a lot to read and parse. No mystery or ambiguity in what you’ve written. Again, keep talking. We’ll induce a meltdown soon enough.
what I meant to say is psychological authority is antithetical to the human being.
“pwnage;” what are you 13?
so, add another word, but your post still makes no sense at all.
I actually took away two words and added two and It makes sense to me that what I said would make no sense to a simpleton. A dictionary can be a fine tool Gorlock, as well as Comprehension Skills.
What I am talking about is dreams. You are part of the non-dream. Psychology is part of the non-dream, anti-dream. The human being is meant to dream, not only is it a biological necessity it’s the only reason the we (actually) exist. It’s all about illuminations, fool!
“I am God! I have sex with god!”
OK. You are just a self-described chronic wanker, then.
To put it in the vernacula, no, the vulgar (as he deserves no more refined definition) yes, that is exactly what he is, nothing more and certaily much less.
vernacular
Hah, thats clever!
I pointed this out earlier. The child is in need of therapy and antipsychotics. He may have been raped at around age 3 – that’s my guess
I did notice on the herroo stevie video that he had a very defeated expression on his relatively young face. And his latching so hard around the body of the guy calling him a panda bear screams,”Mommy didn’t hug me enough!”, which explains all the references to genitalia and raping women. Sad really.
Oh Christ look at the picture of this hipster:
Playing the manly sport of Skeeball
http://www.brooklynpaper.com/stories/35/21/24_skeeball_2012_05_25_bk.html
Ugh, where does it end:
“even organized a parade on Saturday afternoon, when teams will carry their city’s flag down Havemeyer Street through what he is describing as “Rollympic Village,” to spur the crowd.”
girls, all girls
They started skeeball teams because Hummus got his feelings hurt after the old guys at the bowling alley laughed at his efforts to lift an 8 lb ball.
You guys all need to get a life. Your absolute hatred of a group of people that are probably more successful than all of you is nauseating. All the hipsters i’ve encountered are hard working people who happen to wear skinny jeans and thick framed glasses, who gives a shit. You should spend less time worrying about what they are doing and worry about yourselves. Read a book, go outside for christ sake or on a date instead of bitching on a website about “hipsters” its pathetic really. You honestly think any hipster gives a flying fuck what you think?
too old to date. I’m married 25 years. 3 kids, 2 in college. Good 6 figure NYC government job (thanks for contributing to my free medical and pension). My job directly affects your safety and quality of life every day. House paid for. Couple of old cars, but paid for. not in the 1 %, but defiantly in the 10 %, probably in the 4 %. Contributing member of society for 30+ years. Cultured, educated extremely well read, marched in a bunch of OWS events. Not what you expected? Didn’t think so. and every fucking day I see these useless piece of shit hipsters on their fixies running red lights in Brooklyn endangering others. Is being a barista a really good life for a 33 year old? nope, but I see them every day. Now shut the fuck up and fetch my coffee.
Why does it matter if they are 33 year old barista and it makes them happy? Your biggest gripe is them running red lights on fixies? Here is an idea, direct your negative energy to the drug peddlers ruining the youth in brooklyn or the corrupt city officials that are destroying the neighborhoods. Brooklyn has much larger issues at hand than the hipster crowd moving in, the hipsters are a foot note to what is going on right now. A lot worse and more important things are happening in the world right now, get a clue.
You heard the man. STFU and bring some coffee, bitch.
Why does it matter if they are 33 year old barista and it makes them happy?
It doesn’t matter. Let them do it if it makes them happy. (Remember, it was OK for the school bullies to kick your ass because it made them happy)
Just wait until some genuinely young (16-22) person comes in, sucks the boss’s dick and takes his/her job away. Let them do it, it makes them and the boss happy.
Stevie, if you and Special Edd are not domestic partners by now, I don’t know. He could make a great documentary about your life and how you arranged your Ikea closet.
that sounds like something only a hipster would say
what do you do ?
I makes teh softwarez on the high speed digital confuser that is hooked up to the interrwebs. Now bring me my fucking coffee, bitch!
What makes me happy is that I make more money than you
How do you know how much I make? (you don’t). And the fact that you would post to a globally accessable forum to announce to the world your wages is evidence of your insecurity. How big is your Ferrari-penis-Porsche?
Just like your jr. associate, “God”, you feel compelled to measure yourself in public by speaking about your wages and the size of your dick (and how much shit you eat). Notice how you guys are the only ones that do that in such a gratuitous manner?
But seriously, when it comes right down to it, if you want to go toe to toe, that is the ultimate measure of the lizard brain competition you refer to with the size of your dick/paycheck. Step to me, you punk-ass bitch.
If you would notice this whole forum is measuring yourself against other people, i mean thats the whole point of this site right? you measuring yourselves against other people. you measured yourself against me when you assume I make coffee as a living. I never posted my wages, just made a point that you all seem to fall back on and thats who works harder and self worth and money and where it comes from and blah blah blah. Now you’ve taken it to the lowest denominator asking me to “step at you” and calling me a “punk ass bitch”, we all can say tough things over the internet….but i digress. this whole forum is a cluster fuck of some of the most insecure human beings i’ve come across. its been fun coming on here and making fun of all of you. i wish you all the best of luck in your past time of worrying about what hipsters are doing.
“…this whole forum is a cluster fuck of some of the most insecure human beings i’ve come across….”
Yes, but if you and your hipster ilk weren’t doing your puerile drive-bys, there would only be normal people here, so think of all the new friends you have made !
So, step real or go home to your knitting blog. Why do you even come to a place where we bring th hat to hipsters?
because hipsters contribute nothing and take everything. In the great scheme of things they are “takers” and I am a “giver”. they run lights and endanger me. If I die, an ambulance, or police car or fire truck show up a few seconds later. If they die someones coffee shows up a few seconds later. The city needs me more than it needs them. Somewhere, a tree is making oxygen for them. The should thank that tree
haha do you read what you’re posting. do you understand how dumb and bitter you sound. you automatically jump to the conclusion that i’m a hipster without knowing a single thing about me. i’m just pointing out that you guys need to seriously get lives, youre pathetic.
“A lot worse and more important things are happening in the world right now, get a clue.”
Indeed. So – in true self-indulgent hipster fashion, you and your ilk do absolutely zip to help alleviate those problems.
this thread definitely gets a thumbs up for constant goofy entertainment. still haven’t figured out what a hipster REALLY is
Was the last person who demanded a ‘real’ definition of what a hipster is, Stevie or God?
He switches handles faster than his spider knitting can keep up with.
So far, you insist you are here because you’re beefed about what some strangers are beefed about, but you think all the beef has no value.
Uh huh. Sure. That makes perfect sense.
//snark intended, sorry
i think trying to find a word for individual identity diminishes it. in my opinion, this thread just kind of perpetuates label-calling/ the dehumanization of people due to difference and the tension between people who identify or are identified with different, clashing labels. do what you love, be who you are, and let everyone else do the same.
“…do what you love, be who you are, and let everyone else do the same.”
While you are at it, why don’t you buy the world a Coke, and keep it company.
We ARE doing something we love so stop fapping at us and get the fuck outta here already if your so offended. CHANGE THE CHANNEL mathias. You have that CHOICE rofl…
“still haven’t figured out what a hipster REALLY is”
You may not have, but we’ll all pitch in to get you a mirror.
where do you guys get these zingers, they are fantastic!
One picks up quite the store of “zingers” once one gets past adolescence – if you ever do, please let us know.
thats all you guys have, i dont get any intelligent responses from you guys, its like pulling teeth to get a good response or argument. all you do is make terrible high schoolish come backs. something about buying me a mirror or how my response is corporate. gimme a break. if you’re going to try and make me look dumb try and form some sort of complete thought.
“…if you’re going to try and make me look dumb …”
You are doing a fine job of that on your own.
But nothing you’re writing is asking for an ‘argument’. Is that what you want, or a discussion? You don’t seem to know.
Simple commentary doesn’t illicit nor demand either argument nor discussion. It’s commentary. No one’s using this board to prove a thesis here, so settle down and go back to whatever it is you do that is so much more ‘intelligent’. I’m sure it’s not trolling boards that you supposedly can’t understand.
What would you expect a guy named Mathias to say?
u mad?
SILENCE! Take your butthurt elsewhere! You hiptarded McFuckwits DO give a fuck what others think. You only pretend not to care, and in usual hipster fashion you do a piss poor job of it. If hipsters didn’t give a fuck, they wouldn’t be such attention whores or post butthurt comments like you just did.
you sound like someone id be good friends with.
Except he doesn’t collect toe nails, so it’s just as well that you aren’t.
OH ZING!
HERRO STEVIE
You don’t fool me for a minute.
Matthiahipster, you clearly give a very sincere ‘fuck’ about what people here think, else you wouldn’t comment at all.
You are putting every 20something year old under an umbrella because you are lazy and don’t give a shit, which is, ironically (see what I did there?), very hipster of you. The world does not revolve around NYC and Billyburg.
No, we’re not putting ‘every’ 20 year old anyone under an ‘umbrella’ EXCEPT hipsters. Geez, are you really as thick in the head as you keep coming off?
If you could comprehend, versus just scan and troll, you’d know by now that many here have plainly stated that hiptards can be ANY age. And, generally speaking, the geezer try-hards get the hardest comments.
Further, if you were paying attention at all you’d have noticed that it’s not just NYC posters observing that the hipster trail of tears reaches many cities. NYC and Portland just seem to be the Meccas for them and have been hit the hardest by their presence.
“All the hipsters I’ve encountered are hard working people…”
Really? This flies in the face of everything we’ve all experienced. If that was really the case, this site wouldn’t exist.
An artisanal bakery opened up near my place recently (an increasingly beardo-infested part of west Toronto) – and nine months in, they closed their store for a whole month “to take a break”. What kind of business can afford to do this, unless they’re being bank-rolled by some guilty parent?
They’re a bunch of smug hobbyists, whose super-rich parents fund their play-pen Peter Pan phony-baloney lifestyles.
Stop trolling “Mathias”, you self-loathing creep.
I’m in a good mood today so i’ll try and be courteous in my response. My view on the whole “hipster” fixation everyone here in brooklyn has is apathetic. Wether or not these people came to brooklyn the neighborhoods were going to change, bottom line. My grandmother was an eastern european jew who came to flatbush when she was a child and it was (still is) a jewish neighborhood. She left brooklyn when my mother was born because blacks, hispanics etc came in and starting turning the old neighborhoods into drug infested shit holes. These neighborhoods have been in the hands of the people trying to save the old way for decades and they have done absolutely jack shit. They are run down and filled with crime, majority of the people living in them have zero work ethic and leech off government funding. I’d rather have a bunch of rich kids running around with dad’s credit card than some gang banger on welfare trying to steal my wallet. Back to my point though, its just change, it happens wether you or I like it or not. Do I think coming on a website and raising your blood pressure and feeding off each other’s rage is good? no. Whatever makes you happy tho.
“I’m in a good mood today…”
Probably because as it is a holiday, business at the artisanal hormone and cruelty free coffee shoppe is slow so you have even more time to slack off.
“… people living in them have zero work ethic…” Genuine hipster irony.
“Do I think coming on a website and raising your blood pressure…” As always, you give yourself undeserved credit. Far from raising blood pressure, laughing at you lowers it.
Just stating the facts brother. Yet again I get responses that are just out to attack, attack, attack. I mean seriously look at it from an outside perspective. Your hatred of them runs your life, you come on here and rant and rave, call everyone in brooklyn under 25 who drinks coffee and reads in public a hipster. This runs your life, i’m being serious here. Take a step back and just relax. Get a hobby and stop bitching and whining about it. For everyone sake.
if you let a group of people have that much control over you and irritate you to that level they own you..
So, because we irritate you to the point that you snivel over any derision of you and your fellow hipsters, we own you. Got it.
Hating “hipsters” is just as absurd and distasteful as being one, don’t you see? Actively taking time out of your days to mull over what you hate about people (the way they dress, the music they like, the fucking beer they drink) is tantamount to what you all accuse “hipsters” of doing. Not to mention all the prima facie judgments inherent in labeling someone a hipster. Talk about irony. The anti-hipster is just as much of a trend as the hipster, and the two are pretty interdependent for continued relevance.
“Actively taking time out of your days to mull over what you hate about people (the way they dress, the music they like, the fucking beer they drink) is tantamount to what you all accuse “hipsters” of doing.”
I’ve been to a world fair, a rodeo, and a picnic, and that’s the stupidest thing I ever heard come over a set of earphones – even for your standard of nonsense.
You and your hipster pals are far too narcissistic ever to think about anyone other than yourselves, and observing the laughable stereotypic behavior of you lot is hardly “mulling over”.
What is laughable is that you and your ilk take upon your affectations to be noticed, and then beat your breasts and rend your garments when that attention is not uniformly reinforcing of your delusions of adequacy.
You probably just need a hug and a juice box and you’ll feel better.
the existence of this website alone backs up everything I have said. it speaks for itself so i’ll leave it at that.
Nope. You got it wrong. Hipsters don’t create, they appropriate. Frank Sinatra could rock a fedora. Look at the show Mad Men. That shit is real. That’s how it was. Hipsters just want to steal that culture without attribution, without having lived it, let alone having created it. That time and place and culture is history, an artifact. If hipsters are so creative and original, then stop stealing the remnants of American culture from 60 years ago and pretending like you invented it.
Did any of the past masters steal and call it their own? They may have borrowed. They may have stood on the shoulders of those before them, but they didn’t just appropriate the works of others and call them their own; they moved forward and created, they synthesized. Hipsters are cultural purse snatchers.
Hipsters, as human beings are not the object of hate, here. What is hated here is their lack of originality, their theft of the culture that came before them. Establish your own cultural bona fides. Make your bones and stop playing dress-up in mommy and daddy’s clothes.
Even the tattoo sleeves, that came from hard corps prison culture. You want to look all hard and shit without having done the time. I swear to f’ing God, try tattooing a tear under your eye and see if you don’t have to step real behind that shit.
that was the first decent response i’ve gotten. respect
” Yet again I get responses that are just out to attack, attack, attack”
Your fatal conceit is that anyone here would actually deign “attack” you, you mistake derision for relevance.
“Get a hobby and stop bitching and whining about it.” Introspection, it is not just for breakfast anymore, I suggest you try it.
He’s just jealous because when his girlfriend dumped him she took all his vintage, organic, cruelty-free Spongebob Squarepants action figures along with his dildo collection (his “precious”).
That and the bunny kicking his ass is why he has no hobby anymore.
Hate to break it to you Mathias but people have been reading and drinking coffee under the age of 25 since time immemorial, you patronizing twit. In fact, many people here drink coffee and read. Who would’ve thought?
Your failure to comprehend this site is astounding, even when you’re capable of dropping Latin.
While normal people drinking coffee and read, the people profiled on DH love to be SEEN reading and wouldn’t bother reading if this wasn’t the case. Hipsters are all about narcissism. And though they appear nonchalant, it’s all a ruse – highly calculated. They care deeply about what people think of them and that’s why it’s such a treat to see defenders like yourself leaping in to back them up. We all love laughing at you.
This site is cathartic. Knowing that most people despise beardos with the intensity that we do, makes us feel like there’s hope and our “nabes” (vomit) won’t be turned into overpriced Disneylands with bubble-blowing, 37-year old long-boarders.
The pretense that you come here to just state facts is so blatantly disingenuous it boggles the mind. That you delve into aspects of overt bigotry in respect to other races, lumping them all into having the same behavior patters, is doing *exactly* what you’ve been accusing others here of doing.
How’s that hypocrisy taste mathias? Artisanal? Does your breath have a fresh, lemony scent to it when you speak? Do you notice your own illogic or are blunted insights reserved only for those who don’t pretend along with you?
You can’t tell the difference between people taking a piss and actual hatred. That’s sad, but that’s not anyone’s problem here but your own.
Off topic, and I aint been around – on the road. Anyway. That new movie, “The Dictator” starring Admiral General Alladeen from the Nation of Wadiyah – they got a health food store that is every politically correct stereotype. Sacha Baron Cohen skewers them all.
http://memebase.com/2012/05/25/internet-memes-annoying-cyclist/
Check out the self righteous asshole responses. Typical douchebags who feel that they can ride carelessly. Hell, they don’t even show any respect to anyone on a motorcycle despite the motorcyclist giving the cyclist courtesy.
Danger Danger Will Robinson…..
The army of sockpuppets is gathering on the horizon. Battle soon to commence. Lock up your sons (they have no interest in your daughters).
http://diediehipster.wordpress.com/
They censor, er, “moderate” comments.
Yeah, the Butthurt is Strong in Them.
Looks like Special Edd discovered GOD aka Stevie’s latest estrogen fueled roid-rage and had a religious conversion.
http://diediehipster.wordpress.com/2012/05/26/god-sums-up-diehipster-com-perfectly/
I feel like they should pay me. And they misquoted me. What the fuck.
Haha.
Recent posts: GOD, GOD, GOD, some other guy, GOD.
Somebody is butthurt!
Very poignant, and What is that I am butt hurt about genius? A man who could see the difference between his foot and his pecker would recognize that the frequency of my comments may have to do with the fact that every time I write something 5 sad butt hurt middle aged working class failures respond and start jerking each other off and I have to personalize my responses for their particular varieties of mental capacity and mediocrity. I would say that you spineless grey cry baby gorillas are so butt hurt you made a website. Make me fucking laugh.
Hey over the hill old overweight failure with a ugly wife and average paying job Hipsterminator, All you got is this Stevie thing. It’s so funny, you actually think you’re being funny, and witty. I am curious about who this fag is just for the fact he’s obviously had such a a profound impact on your life enough to become this kind of medical/mental condition: you could call it the Stevie anti-thought retard-contortion; I notice a couple of your faggot friends got it rubbed off on em too; I think T.G.I Fridays has special deals for old men with the “retard-contortion” you just have to show them your medicaid card.
Small thesis of a reply for a twelve word post.
Yep. Butthurt.
Another illiterate fucking moron. The site is like a fly trap for idiots.
This was a reply to multiple posts.
Learn how to READ.
Your thoughts are masturbatory at best. Fucking faggot idiot. You sound like an old lady.
Yep, and with all of the Steve “Lam-isms” we all know and love (daytime TV talkshow inspired psychoanalysis FAIL included).
There’s so much of his writing to work with. As an adult who has observed two generations of children grow up, it’s not difficult at all to hear what this child is saying. When a kid is two or three, you can understand their baby talk. When they are a teen, you hear their angst, their search for identity and to fit in. In early adulthood, you hear that they want their ideas, ill-informed as they are, to gain legitimacy.
But throughout this tortured boy’s incoherent, barely intelligible rants, it’s not difficult at all to pick up on his rage at his father and his repressed homosexuality. Protests as he may in subsequent posts, his previous posts speak for themselves. Here are some examples:
“Men that look like your father to cum and shit in your mouth…”
“Got his dick sucked by his mother while she stuffed peanut butter and jelly sandwiches in here [sic] asshole to shit them into your dog bowl because you were addicted to anal-fellatio-shiit [sic]-feeding-incest…”
“Middle aged working class failures respond and start jerking each other off …”
“Eat each others [sic] assholes”
But hey, let the boy rant. He only serves to validate the DieHipster.com thesis.
Hahaha you’re so stupid.
Wouldn’t more aptly describe your buddy Gorlock ova here.
Stop picking on Stevie. He’s just upset his parents didn’t let him go to the NAMBLA convention when he was a pre-teen so he couldn’t suck off all the old men. Hence the OLD MAN (lame attempt at an) insult.
Just remember this Stevie. Thanks to your constant anally-retentive postings, we know everything about you.
You, on the other hand, know nothing about me or most of the other posters on here. You have no means to track me down or sue me or do anything beyond typing lame insults (which by the way, I just scroll past – you’re really wasting space).
Another thing. I notice you’re quoting the Beat Poets like I’m supposed to change my life because of something some drug addled poofters who blew each other between poetry sessions wrote. Well guess what?
1. The world’s moved on since then. Nobody, except a bunch of quasi-intellectual nobodies cares about the Beats anymore. Anyone with any sense from that time grew up, got jobs and became the things the Beats railed against. You know why? Because they didn’t want to spend the rest of their lives as penniless poets.
2. You too will be an OLD MAN someday, unless you do us all a favor and die first. You’re already 35 so I think it’s past time to get your life together and get a PAYING JOB instead of an INTERNSHIP. And no, barista doesn’t count. Believe me, when you’re an OLD MAN, nobody will care about your poetry, your music collection, your girlfriends you never got laid with or that you reorganized your Ikea closet.
“We know everything about you” what are you a cult, you do sound like a brainwashed word repeater and You dont know shit old man. You little pig of a man. Not about me and apparently not about success. It makes sense you’re too much of a scared fat lazy idiot to read all my carefully written replies. And sue you? What the fuck are you talking about Hipsterminator? Sue you, for what? For being an imbecile, a fearful little rat? Keep calling me Stevie and accuse me of being a hipster, you sad old know-nothing idiot. Keep contorting and cackling sucking your thumb in your anti-Stevie Blanket afraid of thinking, protected from all the scary thoughts in da world, ok little overweight old disgusting cry baby of a man. Keep crying and throwing a fit while all your stupid-faggot buddies with equally worthless lives back up the words that slip out of your underdeveloped brain.
Im younger than that, and younger than you. You on the other hand are an over the hill washed up old failure. Sitting fat like a thousand other sad scared old men cry babies, who didn’t make any use of there life except to fatten their soul and lazily settle down with a mediocre family.
You’re probably a Stevie, in your weak little heart is a Stevie who you never fulfilled. Haha in you is some faggot hipster.
You are pathetic, this blog is pathetic, and all the dumb poor sad cry babies who post here.
WHA WHA WHA
A bunch a 50 year old men still in the 3 year old baby stage, crying throwing tantrums on a website. My god, It is the definition of pathetic. Trying to connect to convince yourselves theres something special about the way you live life. You aren’t even clever comedians. You’re just stupid ignorant cry baby old men with shit lives and it is obvious. You are nobodies. Nobody. When you die no one will care or remember. Your wife will fuck other men, your daughters will stil become whores.
So go head and die you old pig.
“…to read all my carefully written replies.”
Therein lies the problem, if you have “carefully written replies”, they are obviously on a site other than this one.
I understand that you are un happy with this site but constantly posting things on here just to piss us off is going to be a waste of your time. This is a site and its freedom of speech, if we have something against hipsters and yuppies we have every right to express it on the internet. Its not like we are going out in the real world and harming people. We may give our opinions on here but its our opinions. I don’t like hipsters or yuppies in a general term because in my opinion they are ruining NYC. But am I taking the time out to go and harm everyone that looks like a hipsters and or yuppie? No I am not I am just expressing my feelings along with other people on this site. You are posting these comments as spamming yourself so we can all stop looking up this site because your posts will constantly spam the blogs on this site. Just stop, I can see if there was some type of violence behind this site but its not. These hipster beatings are made up and not real we are just expressing ourselves. You think we’re wrong to say these things on this site but its our constitutional right to say what ever we want. You GOD if you are offended by this blogs then don’t read them, and tend to your life. just ignore us, hipsters and yuppies is a sub culture trend and will eventual die out I’ll give it about 5 more years before people move on to something else. until then we will express the way we feel on this site no matter what.
Now Stevie, take your meds, m-kay!
Hey ‘God’,
A little birdie alerted me to come check this site out and see if I recognized any of the voices. Yep, one in particular stands out. Way out. Sooo, it’s going to get f’awkward for you real soon, if not sooner. A couple of folks who, if they haven’t already visited here and picked out the one voice that is not like the others, will soon be following your interesting? (I guess that’s a word for them) thoughts and opinions.
If certain people you know start acting differently around you, you’ll probably know why, now.
Just ignore it. a post every 2 years with no one commenting. same rant he posts here. He so terribly wants us to be knuckle-dragging Neanderthals. He is infuriated that we refuse to fit his stereotype so he spins up in his mind we all have “mediocre lives”. My day is better than his week
Ha Ha! This is priceless. Hipster delusional thinking summed up in one reply.
http://diediehipster.wordpress.com/2010/10/07/killer-of-hipsteryuppie-garbage-identity-revealed/#comment-628
Michael Mouse
3-month interactive art project? That’s so funny!
Go to a real gallery, see some Velazquez, Botticelli or Rembrandt and then look me in the eye and tell me exactly how what you “created” here remotely resembles art. This site is simply an attempt to “out” people who ruffled your feathers with their crude and sometimes violent humour – you’re offended by comedy. Art, my ass.
diediehipster
Check out the book, “what is art.” Anything can be art. Hence the modern art movement. Do you disregard this entire movement that’s been going for over 60 years?
My reply:
Edd,
I disregard 60 years of delusional, egotistical monkey-poo scribbles any day in favor of 6,000 years of real art which took real work and real skill to create and which will be remembered long after the last hipster has died and trust funds no longer exist and Billyworld is not even a memory.
Hipster trailer parks in brooklyn
http://readnewyork.com/2011/04/busted-evicted-bushwick-trailer-park-hipsters-upgraded-to-days-inn/
I don’t have too many problems with people in trailers like this. And I hear them thar big time ceelebruhteez stay in trailers during the making of movies. Somehow though, I can’t imagine DeNiro being too cool with the idea of Joe and Jane Beardo skateboarding around.
It sounds like they’ve set the entire thing up to resemble ‘back home’, which begs the question,”Why the fuck don’t you just go home where you’ll get the same thing, and cheaper?”. But we all can probably predict what the answer would be.
I wouldn’t mind driving around in an RV myself but, sadly, that is way off for me if ever. Still, if it involved having to camp out next to these sorts of Forever Young folks I’d probably have to deflate some of the neighbors tires, then leave.
These must be the notTrustafarian hipsters who, while still being hipsters, do not have parents funding their partyallthetime lifestyles. They’re more the ones who are ok with being average or less than, financially speaking.
“If I can make it there, I’ll make it anywhere….”
Well guess what?
You’re not making it. It takes a lot more courage to accept that and try again at something else than it does to cling to something dead. It’s better to bury than to have a thing laying around rotting. Get back on that hipster high horse or trail of tears and move to Portland or Austin. There are trailers in those states too ya know? lol
That’s some pretty old news there. Search back in the archives to sometime early 2011 and you’ll find 2 major posts about these dolts.
Apparently, some doosh named Hayden decided to start a trailer park inside a garage in Billyworld, an indoor campsite complete with bonfires and chickens. Yup, they was farming chickens in there. He blew about $30k of dad’s money on it by the time the City found out and closed it down immediately, citing every violation they could find.
Of course, being the closet Ayn Rand libertarians they are, they made a big Shakespearean tragedy out of it and have been searching for a new spot for their down-trodden trailer park ever since. They still pop up in the news (Brooklonian, Gawker, the important news) every now and again, telling stories of victimization and destitution, all while living on Daddy’s dime.
I figured there was a Hayden and some chickens involved.
omfg…those poor animals.
That, from the same sentimental assholes who yammer about animal abuse but don’t know and can’t tell why their chickens are molting and not laying ( stress, disease..).
Man I hate those kinds of wanna-be’s. What’s even sadder is that it must be VERY clear to their hometown people that they learned nothing, literally NOTHING, from their own upbringings.
Their poor parents….what terrible failures they must feel like!
Ok, so I am a Ron Paul voter and now a one issue voter (i vote a straight marijuana ticket these days) – and Ron Paul is about as far away from “hipster values” as you can get. No welfare, no laziness, no bullshit. This is so far removed from everything hipster.
You know how a broken watch is right twice a day? Well, if you listen to a crazy old man rant long enough, he’ll say one wise thing. Ron Paul’s campaign slogan: I have one good idea!
I should have known when I took the Holy Name of Ayn Rand in vain, some hipster Paultard would jump in and go jihad on me.
Ron Paul employs armies of unemployed hipster English-Lit majors as unpaid or low-paid interns (useful idiots) to troll every political forum and news site Stevie-style to get his anally retarded message across.
If you actually believe his horseshit about the Gold Standard and Liberty, I have a really cool bridge you might be interested in.
listen fuckface, take your welfare and government worship back to brooklueyn. all of you occupy hipster assholes are the same – you need mamma and daddy to nanny you now and pay your bills and you’ll be looking for a government nanny to do that for you after ma and pa cut you off.
who gives a fuck about ayn rand? i want legal weed. And by my calculations, if a politician is going to give a positive vote on that, then they’ll probably do a lot of other things right too, and deserve my vote.
I used to have hope for the occupy movement. Now I figured out it is mostly kids that don’t want to pay their student loans
Marijuana will eventually become legal and then you will lose your purpose in life. The community that you enjoy being a part of will eventually die as smoking week becomes uncool as it is pushed by Phillip Morris.
I do believe that we need some type of government assistant for those in between jobs, and for older generations who can’t work, and or have the education to work, they need some type of assistants. But what I can’t stand is those who do go to school and expect a high paying job once after graduation you have to fight for the high paying jobs out there. The people at the occupy wall street mostly are those who want money and don’t want to work. They want a socialist government because they claim there is a un equal amount of wealth going around. That is not true, you have to fight for the things you want. I know I’m going to be in debt but I am going to have to find back up of jobs, and in the meanwhile look for others that I went to school for.
here i’ve got a news alert for ya:
I smoke weed because I like it and it’s much better than pharm drugs or liquor. I’ve smoked out for close to 30 years. I was smoking out in the 80s at the height of the drug war when all of you little shits were sitting in your second grade classroom listening to the D.A.R.E officer tell you to turn your parents in if you saw them smoking weed. And, I guarantee you, I’ll still be smoking weed long after your hipster “community” decides it’s no longer “cool.”
Am I suppose to care that you smoke weed?
Most of the big tobacco cartels had the packaging in place for the legalization of weed back in the 70′s, because of the talk then about it. I think they looked similar to cigarette packs, but would hold around 5 joints. Obviously, it never happened. But a lot of the resistance came not from tobacco, but other industries like cotton and paper.
I’d rather see it legal than the immense amount of money, coming from taxes, that are spent on busting and imprisoning and trying stoners to include the salaries paid out to the lawyers, the DEA, and the ATF. It’s too much ruckus over a damned plant.
I’m inclined to leave my politics off of forums of any kind, but I will address hypocrisy and hypocrites. The Pauls, father and son, want to blow up government but have no problem as physicians of accepting payments from medicare. Know this: a politician will say anything to get elected. Once in office, the institutions of government, the House of Representin’, the Senate and the Presidency all operate under their own momentum, and the pols just go along for the ride.
That momentum is powered my one irresistible force: big money. If you think pulling a lever for Brand-X candidate every 4 years will change things, you’re delusional – no disrespect intended.
You’re not the only one. I normally keep my politics off this forum but I will write in Charles Manson before even thinking of voting for piece of shit puppet #1 (Obama) or piece of shit puppet #2 (Romney). Fuck both of them. Hipsters pay lip service to Ron Paul and libertarianism, but will then bitch about about being turned down for food stamps. I lean toward that side (only because my views don’t fit so neatly into a box). I love my guns and my weed (eaten or vaped these days) and I have a strong dislike for politicians and “big government”. I also like the idea of NOT playing the global police — especially in the mideast for the sake of another country which could take care of its own problems. I’m going to stop here because I’m in GRRRRR!!! mode (been smoke free for 5 days with the patch, day two without the patch) and will probably say something that will have the federales kicking in my door.
I hear you bro. None of us want to hear or see a spaghetti-limbed-beardo-fucktard talking about Dr. Paul or trying to represent him. No matter our politics, we can all agree on hipsters. Had a great 4:20 just now on the West Coast for Memorial Day – celebrating the new VA policy to accept Veterans use of medical marijuana. !
Have a good one!
REALLY – VA will do that?
Not bloody likely since DOJ is putting the hammer down on the states vis a vis medical marijuana. There is still a federal prohibition. I can’t begin to imagine how the VA, a branch of the Executive, would allow this and that Justice would sign off.
think again.
http://www.nytimes.com/2010/07/24/health/policy/24veterans.html?pagewanted=all
Holy F to the F! This will be an epic battle of executive agencies. This NYT piece is from 2010. DOJ has come down hard on states in the last year (CA). This is mind warping. O’Bama is too waffle-y. I can’t even put money on this bet. Bottom line: Feds don’t like citizens huffing da zuffa. As George Herbert Walker Bush would say, ” Na Ga Da”
I don’t think there has been any formal acceptance by the VA for the use of medical marijuana. And even if there is one, if your doctor in the VA hasn’t prescribed it to you, then you are in for an abrupt surprise if you have to take a piss test for some other reason. Please don’t assume that they dont’ test urine without you knowing about it. Many veterans have made that mistake.
Now, the VA did get permission to begin research into medical marijuana last year in the state of California with a group of voluntary veterans. But it’s just a study and there’s every possibility it will be used to DENY the use of medical marijuana if there’s a greater indication that it does nothing for pain or depression or appetite of chemo patients any better than any other medicine they may prescribe.
Not only that, but imagine you’re one of the doctors at the VA and one of your patients starts asking for marijuana. MOST doctors will take that as ‘drug seeking behavior’ and hot test you immediately. If you’ve ALREADY been prescribing it to yourself, your credibility as a patient goes straight out the window.
Correct me if I’m wrong about this supposed new policy, but you’re gonna have to really reliable sources to prove it.
Bingo! While I think the circus built around marijuana needs to be folded up before the tent takes everyone down with it, there’s no way I would vote for anyone who had ONE good idea ( and it’s not even original to Paul ). I hate it when someone says they’d vote for Paul just because he’d supposedly legalize weed. That requires way more trust than I’d give any politician of any party.
The guy could want work camps and death camps and mass sterilization, but “… just so long as he legalizes the weed mannnnnnnnnnnnnnnn ,it’s okayyyyy.”
Dorks.
Here is a list of “33 ways to stay creative” The word “coffee” is mentioned, the word “work” is not. http://www.theworldsbestever.com/2011/06/06/33-ways-to-stay-creative/
Watching foreign films makes you creative. I always feel creative after watching a Mr. Bean movie.