Today, I saw Logan the 33 year old bearded and sustainable barista sewing a doll with his fruit roll-up arms waiting for a U-Haul to deliver his skinny jeans, fedoras, bunk bed and Easy Bake oven from his midwestern cul-de-sac to his new loft in the “Shwick”. So I gave him an upper cut then took a ball of yarn out of his basket and tied one end around his neck and the other end to the back of an L train. End of story.
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