Man, I really can’t stand knowing these attention-starved fucking hipster soy-boys are coming down to explore and pioneer into still-normal Brooklyn neighborhoods. Somebody spotted a pack of them riding their stupid raised seat bicycles along Flatbush Ave in Marine Park and sent me this picture. This is unacceptable. How badly do you need attention that in your 20′s or 30′s you ride a bike with a 6 ft high seat in your hipster uniform? Doofy motherfuckers! “LOOOOOK AT MEEEE, LOOOOOK AT MEEE! I made it to the magical land of Brooklyn!!!”
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