A reader from Staten Island noticed a clean and shiny Ford F150 pick-up truck at a red light. Upon inspection, he sees a Q-tip-limbed, scarf-wearing, on purposely styled bed-head hair-do beta male in the driver’s seat. He asks him what the fuck was he doing outside of North Brooklyn in a manly vehicle? The hipster responded by saying it was part of a performance art piece for the U.L.E.B.A.S (Urban Lower East Bushwick Arts Society): he was acting out what it’s like to be an outer-borough working class type. So before he was able to crack this hipster in the jaw the light turned green and the hipster sped away. He was able to snap a picture of the license plate though. “LQQK AT MEEEEEEEEEEE”!!!!!