Just reminding you gentrifying, hipster, staycationing, try-hard fauxhemians of a few things.

1) Stay above the fucking red line. Stay in your new playgrounds and don’t bring your high rents, overpriced coffee, organic bullshit, horrific art and music, and nasally voices down to my still normal neighborhood.


2) Just know how us normal, non-attention seeking, working, real New Yorkers feel about you.



3) Finally, here is a new video letting you know how all normal people everywhere feel about you.