Today, I saw Zoey the part-time blogtographer/flea market planner carrying her boyfriend Chip the 35 year old skate boarding barista in her yoga mat tube as they headed on over to weekday afternoon hide and seek practice. So I tied her to a stop sign with her summer scarf and repeatedly swung the yoga tube against a brick wall Darryl Strawberry style. End of story.
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Afternoon hide and seek practice!
Classic.
And the crowd chants DAR-RYL in approval.
http://chowhound.chow.com/topics/777975
Please read this post on Chowhound. I would like to request everyone here to create a fake account and bash this hipster asshole coming from Ohio. see the quote below
“So, here’s the deal…
My girlfriend and I will be in NYC May 13-15. We’re a couple of tattooed, quirky and unique individuals (I sing in a band and she works at an artisan art gallery) from Ohio, and I’m looking for a place to take her to dinner.”
That sounds sooooo unique Josh. You and Megan are sooooo avant garde. Asshole
Oh, he’s “quirky”. Don’t tell me: he brags to his family that it’s impossible to get his particular style of American Apparel tights in Dogfelcher Falls?
From Ohio – check
Pear shaped girl with sagging tattoos – check
Sing in shitty band/art gallery couple – check
Looking to go to the LES to hang – check
Results being tabulated…..and….Congratulations, you win Pathetic Hipster Douchebag Cliche Couple of the Week! Enjoy your gritty authentic NYC badass adventure, and be sure to blog about it for all your fellow try hards in mommy’s suburban Ohio basement.
What would be really avant garde? Working for a living.
LOL! I think you guys are being played. There’s no way that’s real. It’s a little TOO good.
Chip sounds like the exact, 180 degree opposite of what a traditional Brooklyn ‘man’s man’ would be.
In other words, a typical hipster.
Hide and seek practice – ha!! great weekday afternoon activity for the redbeard and pear shaped frumpster on the go!
A good day indeed. CB 1 shut down the hipster concerts: http://gothamist.com/2011/04/13/concerts_now_banned_on_williamsburg.php
and they are booting the hipster trailer park:
http://www.brooklynpaper.com/stories/34/15/wb_trailersmove_2011_4_15_bk.html
The locust have now completely destroyed Williamsburg for themselves. Gentrification complete, time to move along to the next shiny neighborhood. Fucking Borg
Great. That means either they’ll pack up and move to Portland, displacing the locals out there, or move to Austin. As much as I loathe Austin (I’d sooner live in Houston than so much as take a shit in Austin), even that place doesn’t deserve these scum.
They’re already doing a pretty good job of kicking us out as it stands. I figure Portland’s already in Phase 3 gentrification; about the only way to up the ante is expand into Felony Flats, Milwaukie and far southwest, re-gentrify the suburbs, and put everyone with tone in their skin, accent in their voice or calluses on their hands into camps. Now that I think about it, that topic might have been broached at the last city council meeting…
Don’t give Sam Adams any ideas. I’ve been keeping up with his latest plans. Man, I thought Dallas’s former Mayor Annette Strauss was dumb and arrogant in equal measure. (Annette was so incredibly dumb, when she wasn’t trying to gentrify the hell out of Dallas so it was safe for SMU brat scum, that when she died of a brain tumor, the nearly universal response was “How could you tell?”)
“Bushwick Project for Arts founder Joe Diamond is optimistic he and his friends will return to their home soon.”
So, they are going back to Ohio and Wisconsin? Great! Thanks, Joe!
JAZ, we’re giving you a raise.
Bushwick Project For The Arts-Big impressive-sounding title, very little behind it. Typical hipster bullshit.
“Summer Scarves” sounds like a hipster parody band.
Do you think they would get it?
If you have to tell people you are “quirky and unique”, you’re neither, and you’re just fucking annoying.
good work
OK, Ladies…time for a palate cleanser.
Oh Fuck me, check out this bunch of assholes:
http://levysuniqueny.com/
The head asshole is a tour guide, an ex-poet, current romantic, urban historian and spectacle enthusiast and his music interests are: Steel Pedal Gospel Guitar
1960s boogaloo
grimy bluegrass
psychedelic indie-pop from Athens GA circa mid-1990s
call-and-response rhythm & soul
whorehouse boogie-woogie
anacrhonistic piano ditties
Guy must have a rockin’ lunchbox collection.