I’m pretty much speechless after seeing this. This was sent to me and is an ad displayed in the Atlantic Ave/Barclays Center subway station. I mean, at what fucking point will these costume wearing, attention-starved, identical and entitled homogenizing gentrifiers realize they’ve been pegged? That the game is over? That they can take off the costumes, go back to their cul-de-sacs and leave Brooklyn alone? That the world of advertising (or world in general) has them figured out and is now targeting them and/or ridiculing them? I swear – about half the TV commercials out there have some bearded, flannel wearing Terrence or Caleb in them!!!
You see, this bullshit insurance company knows the keywords to fool the typical Brooklyn-infesting, asparagus-shaped, 1/2 Pringle Man 1/2 Lumbersexual douche and also knows they are too old to be on Mommy and Daddy’s insurance plan (since they are between 25 and 45) and are currently either finger painting in their overpriced apartment or slinging lattes and don’t get insurance offered to them. My God, what a joke of the planet these motherfuckers have become – the only problem is that gentrification and rising rents are not a joke.
Dear OSCAR Insurance Company: YOU DO NOT FUCKING KNOW BROOKLYN FROM YOUR ARTISANAL ASSHOLES!!!